Chapotraphouse

if I get to keep that bag of money, 0

EDIT: plus, you know Clarence won't try to start a conversation

How tied down are we talking? Can I still set off my vest?

2

I gotta talk to the smoke ape it's probably got cool powers

6. Loomer will get thrown off again, and you get 2 seats.

Any. At cruising altitude I crack my false tooth filled with VX nerve agent as I belch with my mouth wide open from the can of sprite I slammed during initial ascent. It's been an honor.

0 definitely.

As if I can't purposefully annoy the living hell out of any of them until they shut up. They're stuck on the plane with me

9 definitely. can scam elon out of some money. AI powered meme coin with governance functions for improving government efficiency launching at the price of $4.20 per token with a dark pool where we secretly own 70% of the float. we can have a second token as well and swap between them with an AI algorithm to keep them stable in case the price drops before we can dump our share. we can call it ElonCoin and every white woman that wants to get an IVF kid with musk gets 10k tokens to solve the fertility problem in united states, and this token can be used to secure the future of the kid by transferring it to a secure account and investing it in tesla. I'll just need 200 million dollars to get this whole thing up and running. 190 mil will be spent on ads on X itself (in reality i pocket the entire 200 mil).

it's foolproof.

4. Just have to imply that some pizzagate stuff happened at a papajohns and I've got in-flight entertainment

1. I don't care how but that plane is gonna crash with me on it and I at least want front seats to victory

I'm picking 8. 10 hours of telling Trump what I overheard the other passengers saying about him. Just lean forward and loudly tell Elon "No, you're not smarter than the President!" and then watch him dig himself deeper.

2. Because maybe the gorilla will share his weed with me and the other seat is just AI so it’ll be empty enough for me to put extra bags on.

Superb editorial decision to make #3 the Third Wheel™ seat

9 easy. I bet I could convince Jeff Bezos that it'd be funny to help me scam Elon Musk out of a bunch of money.

If I have to talk to them, it's gotta be 8. Trump is probably entertaining to talk to and RFK might drop one of his absolutely insane stories. Most importantly, I think we could talk for a long time without bringing up politics. As a conservative-passing white guy, I could probably pretend not to despise them for long enough and have an okay time. Definitely wouldn't wanna be a woman in that seat though. There are other people on there that I could ignore but also quite a few where the thought of sitting next to them legit makes my blood boil.

9 because I want to watch Musk seethe while Trump keeps kicking the back of his chair

0 but if Clarence orders a coke I'm "accidentally" knocking it over

I'm pulling the emergency door handle on the tarmac.

if it's a ten hour flight i'm realistically showing up higher than a kite and sleeping literally the whole time without exchanging a word to anyone so i'll take the money

Me in any seat

8, and I'll lock it in and try my best to convince/manipulate Trump.

I recognize 13 out of 20 and that's 13 too many.

how long before i have to take the flight? i want to do some extreme martial arts training beforehand

I don't know who the guy next to 0 is, but sitting next to a bag of money sounds best, I could probably stretch my legs a bit that way and use it as a pillow.

Alex Jones and Papa John easy. That is the only remotely survivable spot on the plane

3 would be awful, they would be trying to make out across you

3 ez. I can switch the middle seat with Erikkka and they'll both leave me alone

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9 because you know they won't help each other, so you can get some important work done in Minecraft

Next to the blonde woman

If seat 2 comes with weed or seat 4 comes with coke either one might actually be a fun flight. 🤣

The Jason Bateman knock-off and whoever that other one is on #4, mostly because I don't recognize either of them and I'll roll the dice on it whereas I know all the other neo-nazi cockroaches.