But after he gets away scot free he just gets to return to being Elon Musk, who is sad and scared and minutes from a breakdown all the time. He's not gonna live happily ever after, or even just after.
That's bullshit! I was looking forward to his next assassination of a Japanese PM and these damned bureaucrats are making it impossible with their damn convoluted government regulations!
The greatest Dutch thinker of all time once said:
Onken zonken goffabloo, de hussebuur voor tootzahoot.
I don't know what it means and it's not worth finding out, but that's what they all sound like.
The comparison between betting against the US and betting against the Roman Empire ends up surprisingly apt because they grossly miscounted by about the same amount on both sides of the equals sign.
He just admitted to the American people that for his entire first term as President, and the first year of his second, he was unable to spare a single thought for what is good and proper for the United States of America due to his obligation to think purely of Peace. What must it be like for the President, emerging from this Zen-like trance after several years, suddenly able to think about things like politics, his friends and family, and his worldly needs after perhaps decades of thinking of nothing but the all-encompassing concept of pure Peace? Does he even know he is the President? Has he ever really spoken to his children? How will he change now that he no longer thinks purely of Peace?
It's true! I saw it in a ballet!
Mao the Dong ran over a million Taiwanese Uyghurs in Tianmen square just for having bad social credit scores and people are just going to ignore that!?
Sweden's prime minister has made a statement that "we will not give in to extortion". I'm just gonna jot down the time and date of that statement real quick.
China is probably pretty happy about this. That whole pivot to Asia that the US was gonna do is not going well. I wish they would do something, but I don't think they will.
I'm by no means a military expert, but this will have been done with the aid of traitors inside Venezuela that would presumably have been prepositioned to do this. And the timeline probably allows for them to turn him over to US forces unfortunately. Not saying it's guaranteed true, because making this claim with no basis in reality would also be very much in character, but sad to say I don't think it can be dismissed.
While there was some Dick Cheney for much of the year it cleared up in time for Christmas.
And in the car is a hat! So here is someone who both has a means of personal transportation and a warm head. We’re happy for them, right?
After my father died last year I was able to use the inheritance to upgrade my gaming rig. By which I mean just switching the batteries in his portable Cambridge Z88 computer from 1988 worked and it just turned on. I’m gonna see if I can convince it that the 80s are over and then see what kind of games I can run on it!
I know I am a few years late to this trend, but I did that thing that used to be huge on the internet and took a hammer to a bunch of aluminum foil and it actually worked! I thought it would be terrible, because every guide I found eventually suggested that you bring out your belt grinder and a bottle of aluminum polish, and I am not a metal worker, so I don't have that. Turns out you can get a very satisfying ball of aluminum with just the foil, a hammer, any kind of flat surface to work on and some toilet paper for polishing.
It's shiny and I made it and I can use it as a stress ball by just tossing it from one hand to the other and feeling the satisfying weight. I love it!
Trump himself has quite the poker face, but his staff sure doesn't. Just looking at him I would not believe he just shat himself, but with his entire staff suddenly panicking and throwing all the reporters out of the room he obviously did. Maybe he's sick.