Utter_Karate

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[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For the longest time every place that was called a coffee house had at least one group of people there at all hours who were planning to overthrow the government, so I'm gonna say whatever they were serving there.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Old towns can be found all over Europe yes, and they're pretty cool. But this was like that old saying: we couldn't see the Old Town for all the pimps and battered prostitutes.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I actually went there with my parents for a brief vacation back in like -98. Late 90s Tallinn remains the most depressing place I have ever seen. To be fair, I'm sure they are doing better now than back then, but I also don't think the place I saw could be fixed in a mere 27 years even with good and competent governance. And - very much not to my surprise - no good and competent governance arose from that hellhole.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Boar guys. Down with them.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

I'm picking 8. 10 hours of telling Trump what I overheard the other passengers saying about him. Just lean forward and loudly tell Elon "No, you're not smarter than the President!" and then watch him dig himself deeper.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.

The tradition is to ask other people to add punctuation to this perfectly legitimate sentence, but I already added a period to the end and as far as I'm concerned we can just call it done.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Pixel art point and click adventure Kathy Rain. It really scratches that itch for pixel art point and click games that only a pixel art point and click game can scratch.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

They would have kept prosecuting him too, if the entire corporate leadership hadn't died from Custard Deficiency Syndrome.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I started reading and thought he was weird by the first line for implying he really wants to know the sex of the turkey he is eating. Then I kept reading and I no longer find him weird because of that first line.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't worry too much about it. Even if the economy isn't doing too well right this very moment the national economy is deeply, deeply invested in AI, so when that really takes off it will all be fine!

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago

Elon, without using Grok, could you please explain what a party is and maybe give an example of a fun party you’ve been to and what you did there?

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 23 points 4 weeks ago

It’s only fair that they should represent an opportunity for Roblox after all the opportunities Roblox has provided them.

 

And in the car is a hat! So here is someone who both has a means of personal transportation and a warm head. We’re happy for them, right?

 

After my father died last year I was able to use the inheritance to upgrade my gaming rig. By which I mean just switching the batteries in his portable Cambridge Z88 computer from 1988 worked and it just turned on. I’m gonna see if I can convince it that the 80s are over and then see what kind of games I can run on it!

 

My job just trensferred me to suddenly being responsible for managing the blood sugar levels of a diabetic 5-year-old. Not without instruction, and I have been doing fine so far, but this is absolutely terrifying because it is so important. I think I can do this, but it is so scary. I'm experiencing whatever the opposite of alienation from your work is right now. It's actually an amazing feeling. Still terrified though.

 

For the third year running, but the first since federation, this is your yearly reminder that US politician Dan Crenshaw wrote several guides for the 2002 JRPG Suikoden 3. The guides consist of the most comprehensive walkthrough of the entire game, a guide to the endings and story scenes and a list of all the things your private investigator can tell you about the underage girls who are part of your army because it is a JRPG from 2002.

Recap of the evidence gathered previous years:

  1. The guides are written under the user name dan_crenshaw, which is a good starting point for evidence but by no means enough on its own.

  2. The guides were written right after Dan Crenshaw finished high school, and stopped being updated once he started attending university, so he was the exact right age to be writing these guides and they coincide with a "break" in his life when we don't know what he did.

  3. The email adress for providing feedback (dshaw999@bellsouth.net) matches a likely internet service provider for where he was in 2002.

  4. He clearly poked his own eye out to be able to look more like main character Geddoe (see picture)

I am still curious if there are any reliable websites to find out how many Dan/Daniel Crenshaws there are in the US. The ones I have found were pointed out the previous years' iterations of this thread to be not too reliable.

EDIT: Forgot to link to the actual guides! Here they are: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/ps2/536777-suikoden-iii/faqs

 

I know I am a few years late to this trend, but I did that thing that used to be huge on the internet and took a hammer to a bunch of aluminum foil and it actually worked! I thought it would be terrible, because every guide I found eventually suggested that you bring out your belt grinder and a bottle of aluminum polish, and I am not a metal worker, so I don't have that. Turns out you can get a very satisfying ball of aluminum with just the foil, a hammer, any kind of flat surface to work on and some toilet paper for polishing.

It's shiny and I made it and I can use it as a stress ball by just tossing it from one hand to the other and feeling the satisfying weight. I love it!

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