There must be a middle ground between him and Hillary Clinton where you show some teeth, but not more than a human being is supposed to have. Neither of them will ever find it.
Please don't remove their flags! I need them to teach my poor woke son to count to 17 on his fingers.
I'm not saying they were good for much, but I feel like a grand inquisitor from medieval times would have good instincts when it comes to the proper response to this claim that Jesus was the ultimate usurer.
I guess they’re not gonna be very popular with gen Z ’Chinamaxxers’ then, are they?
It should be called "making" a shit. Or else how do they explain why I always feel so creatively fulfilled afterward?
I'm not normally superstitious, but I absolutely believe that people will turn into brutal, bloodthirsty monsters during "full America".
She seems to think that she needs to explain that the Chrysantemum Crest being destroyed could be interpreted as representing Japan. But it's the Victory over Japan Memorial! It's not a question of being "widely recognized as a crest symbolizing Japan"! It is literally symbolizing Japan right there in the statue, that's the only thing it's there to do and it is in the name of the statue!
Any feminists with fun hair colors who want to volunteer to tell him that he needs to stop doing drugs because it's not woke?
I traced my hand and colored it in to make a guy using kids' coloring pencils. Unfortunately I think the style turned out kind of reminiscent of some old fashioned ethnic caricatures, which certainly wasn't the plan, so I want to be clear that this is not an attempt to picture any person or group of people, because no one looks like this. Except for my hand, which obviously looks exactly like this minus the shoes. I kind of like the little guy!
Do they have so many convicted animal fuckers applying that they will significantly increase the hiring pool, or is the relentless professionalism of the convicted animal fuckers making all of them must hires?
Call it what it was: an adventure.
That is the fastest steamroller in the world.
I took some dirt from a nearby construction site and made one of those Japanese mud balls. It came out kind of mottled and with some irregularities that I'm sure could have been avoided with actual skill. Still, it came out much shinier and better than I expected. It's cool that you can make something like this out of dirt and now I have something to occupy my hands whenever I want because it can always use one more round of polishing.
And in the car is a hat! So here is someone who both has a means of personal transportation and a warm head. We’re happy for them, right?
After my father died last year I was able to use the inheritance to upgrade my gaming rig. By which I mean just switching the batteries in his portable Cambridge Z88 computer from 1988 worked and it just turned on. I’m gonna see if I can convince it that the 80s are over and then see what kind of games I can run on it!
I know I am a few years late to this trend, but I did that thing that used to be huge on the internet and took a hammer to a bunch of aluminum foil and it actually worked! I thought it would be terrible, because every guide I found eventually suggested that you bring out your belt grinder and a bottle of aluminum polish, and I am not a metal worker, so I don't have that. Turns out you can get a very satisfying ball of aluminum with just the foil, a hammer, any kind of flat surface to work on and some toilet paper for polishing.
It's shiny and I made it and I can use it as a stress ball by just tossing it from one hand to the other and feeling the satisfying weight. I love it!
This is good actually. Not the apology itself, which is obviously shit. But the fact that he feels like he has to make it. A weathervane is after all kind of useful if you want to confirm which way the wind is blowing.