Utter_Karate

joined 6 years ago
[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 37 points 13 hours ago

She seems to think that she needs to explain that the Chrysantemum Crest being destroyed could be interpreted as representing Japan. But it's the Victory over Japan Memorial! It's not a question of being "widely recognized as a crest symbolizing Japan"! It is literally symbolizing Japan right there in the statue, that's the only thing it's there to do and it is in the name of the statue!

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Any feminists with fun hair colors who want to volunteer to tell him that he needs to stop doing drugs because it's not woke?

 

I traced my hand and colored it in to make a guy using kids' coloring pencils. Unfortunately I think the style turned out kind of reminiscent of some old fashioned ethnic caricatures, which certainly wasn't the plan, so I want to be clear that this is not an attempt to picture any person or group of people, because no one looks like this. Except for my hand, which obviously looks exactly like this minus the shoes. I kind of like the little guy!

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Do they have so many convicted animal fuckers applying that they will significantly increase the hiring pool, or is the relentless professionalism of the convicted animal fuckers making all of them must hires?

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Call it what it was: an adventure.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (5 children)

That is the fastest steamroller in the world.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

”Human Torch, come quickly! A gunpowder golem has taken some kids hostage at the fireworks factory!”

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bill Gates also thinks that future generations will remember Bill Gates as a businessman and philantropist, so I would take what he says with a grain of salt.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That maybe counts as concealed carry in America, but in the rest of the world we can tell this man is carrying a gun.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

Doing a full 360 degree eye roll, causing a whole host of medical issues with my optical nerves while also leaving me still looking at this same tweet. Awful.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't there an opportunity to save right before this battle, locking you into it without the opportunity to improve your Ramza in case he simply isn't strong enough?

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Now would be a wonderful time to bring out that passive voice you’ve been practicing so much. Please write that Mr. Thompson has a ”fatal experience” after ”violence erupted”.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why? Did the UK do something cool? That sounds unlikely but I’d happily be wrong.

 

I took some dirt from a nearby construction site and made one of those Japanese mud balls. It came out kind of mottled and with some irregularities that I'm sure could have been avoided with actual skill. Still, it came out much shinier and better than I expected. It's cool that you can make something like this out of dirt and now I have something to occupy my hands whenever I want because it can always use one more round of polishing.

 

And in the car is a hat! So here is someone who both has a means of personal transportation and a warm head. We’re happy for them, right?

 

After my father died last year I was able to use the inheritance to upgrade my gaming rig. By which I mean just switching the batteries in his portable Cambridge Z88 computer from 1988 worked and it just turned on. I’m gonna see if I can convince it that the 80s are over and then see what kind of games I can run on it!

 

My job just trensferred me to suddenly being responsible for managing the blood sugar levels of a diabetic 5-year-old. Not without instruction, and I have been doing fine so far, but this is absolutely terrifying because it is so important. I think I can do this, but it is so scary. I'm experiencing whatever the opposite of alienation from your work is right now. It's actually an amazing feeling. Still terrified though.

 

For the third year running, but the first since federation, this is your yearly reminder that US politician Dan Crenshaw wrote several guides for the 2002 JRPG Suikoden 3. The guides consist of the most comprehensive walkthrough of the entire game, a guide to the endings and story scenes and a list of all the things your private investigator can tell you about the underage girls who are part of your army because it is a JRPG from 2002.

Recap of the evidence gathered previous years:

  1. The guides are written under the user name dan_crenshaw, which is a good starting point for evidence but by no means enough on its own.

  2. The guides were written right after Dan Crenshaw finished high school, and stopped being updated once he started attending university, so he was the exact right age to be writing these guides and they coincide with a "break" in his life when we don't know what he did.

  3. The email adress for providing feedback (dshaw999@bellsouth.net) matches a likely internet service provider for where he was in 2002.

  4. He clearly poked his own eye out to be able to look more like main character Geddoe (see picture)

I am still curious if there are any reliable websites to find out how many Dan/Daniel Crenshaws there are in the US. The ones I have found were pointed out the previous years' iterations of this thread to be not too reliable.

EDIT: Forgot to link to the actual guides! Here they are: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/ps2/536777-suikoden-iii/faqs

 

I know I am a few years late to this trend, but I did that thing that used to be huge on the internet and took a hammer to a bunch of aluminum foil and it actually worked! I thought it would be terrible, because every guide I found eventually suggested that you bring out your belt grinder and a bottle of aluminum polish, and I am not a metal worker, so I don't have that. Turns out you can get a very satisfying ball of aluminum with just the foil, a hammer, any kind of flat surface to work on and some toilet paper for polishing.

It's shiny and I made it and I can use it as a stress ball by just tossing it from one hand to the other and feeling the satisfying weight. I love it!

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