Utter_Karate

joined 5 years ago
[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 13 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Mao the Dong ran over a million Taiwanese Uyghurs in Tianmen square just for having bad social credit scores and people are just going to ignore that!?

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 35 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Sweden's prime minister has made a statement that "we will not give in to extortion". I'm just gonna jot down the time and date of that statement real quick.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

China is probably pretty happy about this. That whole pivot to Asia that the US was gonna do is not going well. I wish they would do something, but I don't think they will.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago

I'm by no means a military expert, but this will have been done with the aid of traitors inside Venezuela that would presumably have been prepositioned to do this. And the timeline probably allows for them to turn him over to US forces unfortunately. Not saying it's guaranteed true, because making this claim with no basis in reality would also be very much in character, but sad to say I don't think it can be dismissed.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

While there was some Dick Cheney for much of the year it cleared up in time for Christmas.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think we should mock this user. What if he gets angry and comes here and defeats us with downvotes and makes us stop being Russian? That would be terrifying. Please respect and cherish him instead, for all of our sakes!

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago

While I'm tickled by the idea of him only returning to this important, good and thankless work every day for 20 years to figure out the impossible riddle of why these people are incarcerated, I suspect he may just be a good person who kept doing this for moral reasons.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

At least she died doing what she loved: feeling the last spark of life slip away from her broken down old body. She must have loved that.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 80 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t like cybertrucks, but there is something to be said for their earnest attempts to kill all cybertruck owners.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Heat makes things expand, so if you think about it global warming will just make our dicks bigger. ”But you’ll die!” Oh yeah, ever heard of corpse bloat, snowflake? Boom, even bigger dicks.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 21 points 4 weeks ago

Never mind if this would work for Hamas, this absolutely would not work for Coca-cola. The article is like "yeah, of course Israel would succeed in irretrievably destroying the secret of Coca-cola by bombing Atlanta for two years" and they quite simply wouldn't. I don't know if this makes the analogy better or even worse.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 60 points 4 weeks ago

My bad you guys. I've been posting 30%-50% of all content on r/conservative but I stopped in solidarity with some people in Zhukovsky bravely going through a brief power outage. Guess they caught me.

 

And in the car is a hat! So here is someone who both has a means of personal transportation and a warm head. We’re happy for them, right?

 

After my father died last year I was able to use the inheritance to upgrade my gaming rig. By which I mean just switching the batteries in his portable Cambridge Z88 computer from 1988 worked and it just turned on. I’m gonna see if I can convince it that the 80s are over and then see what kind of games I can run on it!

 

My job just trensferred me to suddenly being responsible for managing the blood sugar levels of a diabetic 5-year-old. Not without instruction, and I have been doing fine so far, but this is absolutely terrifying because it is so important. I think I can do this, but it is so scary. I'm experiencing whatever the opposite of alienation from your work is right now. It's actually an amazing feeling. Still terrified though.

 

For the third year running, but the first since federation, this is your yearly reminder that US politician Dan Crenshaw wrote several guides for the 2002 JRPG Suikoden 3. The guides consist of the most comprehensive walkthrough of the entire game, a guide to the endings and story scenes and a list of all the things your private investigator can tell you about the underage girls who are part of your army because it is a JRPG from 2002.

Recap of the evidence gathered previous years:

  1. The guides are written under the user name dan_crenshaw, which is a good starting point for evidence but by no means enough on its own.

  2. The guides were written right after Dan Crenshaw finished high school, and stopped being updated once he started attending university, so he was the exact right age to be writing these guides and they coincide with a "break" in his life when we don't know what he did.

  3. The email adress for providing feedback (dshaw999@bellsouth.net) matches a likely internet service provider for where he was in 2002.

  4. He clearly poked his own eye out to be able to look more like main character Geddoe (see picture)

I am still curious if there are any reliable websites to find out how many Dan/Daniel Crenshaws there are in the US. The ones I have found were pointed out the previous years' iterations of this thread to be not too reliable.

EDIT: Forgot to link to the actual guides! Here they are: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/ps2/536777-suikoden-iii/faqs

 

I know I am a few years late to this trend, but I did that thing that used to be huge on the internet and took a hammer to a bunch of aluminum foil and it actually worked! I thought it would be terrible, because every guide I found eventually suggested that you bring out your belt grinder and a bottle of aluminum polish, and I am not a metal worker, so I don't have that. Turns out you can get a very satisfying ball of aluminum with just the foil, a hammer, any kind of flat surface to work on and some toilet paper for polishing.

It's shiny and I made it and I can use it as a stress ball by just tossing it from one hand to the other and feeling the satisfying weight. I love it!

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