[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 77 points 3 weeks ago

If I know the way the Israeli military hands out titles, there is no way that dog was anything less than a lieutenant colonel. Not exactly a civilian target.

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 78 points 3 months ago

India has accomplished something China never managed to do: unification under the emperor Wu of Jin after a decades long bloody tripartition of the country known as the Three Kingdoms era.

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 62 points 3 months ago

At least she died doing what she loved. I assume she loved drowning.

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 62 points 5 months ago

We should take their money then. It helps us, and it doesn't hurt the rich since they'll just get it back and then we can take it again. Everybody wins.

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 81 points 5 months ago

"We anti-authoritarian leftists should not allow these people to exist."

That is a hell of a way to close your post unbidden.

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Utter_Karate@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

For the third year running, but the first since federation, this is your yearly reminder that US politician Dan Crenshaw wrote several guides for the 2002 JRPG Suikoden 3. The guides consist of the most comprehensive walkthrough of the entire game, a guide to the endings and story scenes and a list of all the things your private investigator can tell you about the underage girls who are part of your army because it is a JRPG from 2002.

Recap of the evidence gathered previous years:

  1. The guides are written under the user name dan_crenshaw, which is a good starting point for evidence but by no means enough on its own.

  2. The guides were written right after Dan Crenshaw finished high school, and stopped being updated once he started attending university, so he was the exact right age to be writing these guides and they coincide with a "break" in his life when we don't know what he did.

  3. The email adress for providing feedback (dshaw999@bellsouth.net) matches a likely internet service provider for where he was in 2002.

  4. He clearly poked his own eye out to be able to look more like main character Geddoe (see picture)

I am still curious if there are any reliable websites to find out how many Dan/Daniel Crenshaws there are in the US. The ones I have found were pointed out the previous years' iterations of this thread to be not too reliable.

EDIT: Forgot to link to the actual guides! Here they are: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/ps2/536777-suikoden-iii/faqs

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 106 points 6 months ago

...Do you guys think this sudden Chinese ability to manufacture technology might have something to do with the entire Western World spending three or four decades outsourcing the manufacturing of every single kind of technology to China specifically because it was cheap? No, no, I realize that I sound crazy when I say that.

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 62 points 8 months ago

Tag yourself. I'm apparently "An Insane Number of Gen Zers"... Wait, that can't be right.

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 70 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Here is the tweet with all the factually incorrect bits removed:

  it's inhumane that Israel is cutting off water/electricity to Gaza.
  Israel made it pretty simple -




                             Israel inhumane.



                                                          Hamas didn't
  spend billions of dollars on terrorism
[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 94 points 8 months ago

If I was at that music festival I would have voted for Gaza militants not to attack it. I don't want to ruffle any feathers but I think this really detracted from the musical experience.

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 66 points 8 months ago

I have to give him some credit for immediately backing down and admitting that he actually knows nothing about history. The ideal time to realize this is before you make a sweeping statement about all of human history, but sure, I guess you can do this too...

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 67 points 9 months ago

In the UK, this is the only legal haircut.

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 104 points 10 months ago

I'm gonna sound like a fringe conspiracy theorist here, but you guys,,, What if this was no random accident? What if someone intentionally made the plane crash? But who? And why?

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