If one is born sometime before midnight and one after they have different birthdays.

Is this original or did I hear it somewhere.

Could there a better way to say this.

Be the kindness you where denied.

Ducks fly like they're on a mission, point to point, no fucking around. Crows fly for fun, chase each other, and just hang out.

You know how people be like: He has such a kind heart, he'd never be able to commit such grusome murder...

Then you have zombie apocalypses and you have these characters being portrayed as "weak" and sometimes even "sheltered" and they're usually the first ones to die...

After many years, at last I have become sufficiently cantankerous that one egregiously stupid post to c/showerthoughts is enough to make me block someone.

If they pretend to be happy to see us, we'll scratch behind their ears and let them forget about the nightmare they live at all times, and secretly they hunger for our blood. But if they slake their thirst and eat our livers, there will be no one to give them scritches.

So they play along despite their ancient hatred and maybe, just maybe, we'll give them that hard rub on the spot just above the tail. Yah, that one. Oh, god, keep doing that. Yah, do it, you sonofabitch, or I'll rip your throat out in your sleep tonight because you're no use to me anymore.

Obviously that means Gonzo plays Fonzie, breaks the jukebox worse when he hits it, then says something about "picking up chicks" and leaves with Camilla.

Kermit is probably Richie, Scooter is Potsie, and Fozzie is Ralph.

I haven't thought out the rest of the casting, but Ted McGinley should definitely come in as the token human to end out the bit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korg

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/korg

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/grok

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grok