Not that people having already heard them has ever stopped me from re-telling them anyway.

(Sung of course to the tune of the Winehouse classic Amy, Amy, Amy)

Chloe, Chloe, Chloe

We saved you from being interred

Now you're out eating a turd

I yell but you are undeterred

Came up with that in the shower on Monday. We recently adopted an eight year old golden retriever with severe anxiety issues who was scheduled to be put down.

Her old dad died a couple of years ago and she never got over it. My wife Amy (double bonus song reference, although she doesn't appreciate me renaming her song) thought giving her a hard reset in a new home might work.

And it has, she is fantastic, and even my cats like her.

We were all prepared for an anxious dog and got standard Labrador problems instead!

Pic below with a bonus Abed Nadir:

I’ve always considered that texting “hehe” is a light chuckle, a “heh heh” sound; “hehehe” is more of a giggle, whether coy or creepy; and any more “he”s than that delves into witchy cackling territory.

In contrast “haha”, “hahaha”, and “hahahaha”, all sound the same in my head, and the meaning only varies in intensity but is more context dependent.

'Oh, you didn't want me to put my tongue in your ear and grab you by the p***y? But it is CLEARLY stated in page 964 of our agreement that I'd do so!!'

'Just tap "OK" for our 533 trusted partners to legally stalk you for over a year'

Just some random thoughts on lemmymaxxing 😆

Because they chose words and sounds purely based on whether they sounded pretty.

Obviously this is a crazy idea and noone should do it, but if a prediction market let you bet on what day someone would die, someone could insider trade the market by placing a big bet on the day they go and assassinate them. People could place bets on random days for people they don't like to push up the value of the winning bets.

If we can't stop them now, maybe just be a pain in the ass.

Example:

"So, are you gonna join us for the party tonight?"

flashback sequence to getting bullied a lot in school

"Um... no thanks!"

Or it could be for more serious thing like war and the backstory of dictators.

What if Nanni was the kind of person that complains that the Great Sand Dunes National Park is too sandy, and we have the complaint (presumably found in his house) because Ea-Nasir kept it to remind himself never to do business with Nanni again.

With high speed internet coming out at exactly the same time as my sex drive developed, I have probably seen more nude women than every human in my direct ancestry.

If not combined, I definitely have the high score for now.

As opposed to the northern/southern hemisphere that has:

• a clear reference point (equators)
• traditionally we don’t model a rotation north/south

Western/eastern hemisphere

• doesn’t have a clear reference (Greenwich?)
• traditionally we model rotation on the north/south axis so western/eastern would depend from the time

Not sure if this goes here, but you ever wake up and wonder if your the bad guy in your life? even if you have done like nothing wrong.

I always use the Washing machine instead if doing it by hand