Obviously this is a crazy idea and noone should do it, but if a prediction market let you bet on what day someone would die, someone could insider trade the market by placing a big bet on the day they go and assassinate them. People could place bets on random days for people they don't like to push up the value of the winning bets.

Example:

"So, are you gonna join us for the party tonight?"

flashback sequence to getting bullied a lot in school

"Um... no thanks!"

Or it could be for more serious thing like war and the backstory of dictators.

What if Nanni was the kind of person that complains that the Great Sand Dunes National Park is too sandy, and we have the complaint (presumably found in his house) because Ea-Nasir kept it to remind himself never to do business with Nanni again.

As opposed to the northern/southern hemisphere that has:

• a clear reference point (equators)
• traditionally we don’t model a rotation north/south

Western/eastern hemisphere

• doesn’t have a clear reference (Greenwich?)
• traditionally we model rotation on the north/south axis so western/eastern would depend from the time

With high speed internet coming out at exactly the same time as my sex drive developed, I have probably seen more nude women than every human in my direct ancestry.

If not combined, I definitely have the high score for now.

Not sure if this goes here, but you ever wake up and wonder if your the bad guy in your life? even if you have done like nothing wrong.

I always use the Washing machine instead if doing it by hand

It's a portmanteau of shit-fart but now that it's lost its "it", is it no longer on the naughty words list? Would the FAA of Ofcom require it to be censored?

today, i apologized to my younglin' for my reactin' to his discussin' of "tom robinsin'"

It's a Clark Kent situation!

You are some 2-3 km in the air. There's nothing to hold on to. You are sitting on a piece of cloth that is barely large enough to accommodate you. No railings, no seatbelts, nothing to hold on to or stop you from falling to your death if the carpet gets into turbulences or a strong gust of wind makes you lose your balance. And let's not forget that most depictions of magic carpet flights have the carpet move very erratically because they have a mind of their own.