This randomly came into my head first thing in the morning, apropos of nothing.

Which I've no idea what that crossover entails

A giant robot car piloted by a forsaken child powers the city?

This is a Nazi's wet dream, because they have always been enemies of thought, and now they have a machine that eloquently sells their animalistic ideas.

Context, then answer... instead of having everything ride on the first character (e.g. we make it pick "Y" or "N" first in response to a yes-or-no question, it usually picks "Y" even if it later talks itself out of it).

Android 12 is where they started making everything worse with the quick action and settings redesign, and it's been going downhill since.

Like who the fuck is this guy and why the fuck he is so weird and he talks weird...

oh shit that's me... fuck... why am I so weird?

Okay I had enough of this ride, where is the exit button? Hello, customer support? How do I exit this program?

Exhibit A:

Mom: "Why can't you just act normal? If you keep acting so weird, I'm gonna have to 'sent you to a mental hospital'"¹

Mom: "There are kids with severe disabilities and they still want to live, why are you such a coward and wanna kys?"

Idk mom, maybe because they have more supportative parents...

¹Also we're in the US right now, not back home, you need a court order for that, you fucking bitch

I don't know if I'm high or not. It usually takes me more than one edible to get high.

In terms of popular baby names, how long before "Rudolph" makes a comeback?

TLDs like .google and .microsoft really makes me think about how ridiculously gigantic those companies really are. They're so big they got their own freaking TLD.

As I was thinking about how fun it would be to have a job where you solve puzzles in the world, it struct me that media never depicts archeology in a real light. My short search seemed to confirm my thoughts. Most ancient sites are not guarded by elaborate traps or secret riddles to get in. From what I’ve found there were some crossbows here and there. Some rare hidden rooms with a lot treasure, but again, no traps.

That's such a small number. I bet there might be one or two near you even. You can just Google it!

Screaming youngsters can have some lungs on them.

And yes, I may be at an event where there’s a kid having an unholy tantrum and screeching as well as any black metal vocalist

So technically not a shower thought, but I will be having that thought the next time I’m listening to black metal in the shower.

Pigs are just 4 legged humans that are dumber. Since most of their organs are similar to ours. Heck! Human meat tastes like pork

I'm taking a shower at someone else's house and I noticed they have 1 bottle that says "3-in-1, shampoo, conditioner, and body wash".

Why isn't this the standard? Why do we even need 3 different types of soaps to bathe?? Have I bought into Big Soap capitalist propaganda without even noticing??

I just finished showering with the 3-1 soap and I don't feel any difference between the 1 soap vs the 3 soaps I have at home.