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Source (Bluesky)

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The Orange Boy is at least 18 years old (as near as we can figure). And the little kitten isn't quite a year old yet (she's got a couple months to go yet)

My wife has 2 other cats also and these two have been inseparable since Silly Cilla arrived at our front door on a freezing morning late last October. Kitty Kitty, the old one, has put up with her pushing her way next to him since nearly day one.

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I'll flip a coin and it's heads or tales

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Last week, President Donald Trump announced that if Republicans prevail in this year’s midterm elections, he would provide everybody with a $5,000 dividend check. People reacted as if he’d said something crazy, like “Barack Obama was born in Kenya and is ineligible to be president of the United States”—by which I mean they dismissed his ravings as one more Trumpian oddity and not what it really was: the disqualifying lunacy of a corrupt jackass. A few brave souls gently raised concerns that this was tantamount to a bribe. Those who wanted to add something substantive to the conversation pointed out just how much this idea would cause inflation to spike. I don’t recall anyone saying the obvious thing: A $5,000 payoff would be an implicit admission that he and his party’s reckless policies wrecked the economy and spawned a nationwide affordability crisis.

House Speaker Mike Johnson, whose flock of lawmakers would ostensibly be the people who would find this money—more than $1 trillion—and appropriate it, told Kristen Welker in an interview that the so-called “Trump dividend” would be something lawmakers would “process through Congress and talk through and debate and discuss.” That said, nothing is happening anytime soon, because Johnson is sending lawmakers home until the midterm elections so as to avoid having to vote on GOP Representative Thomas Massie’s proposed impeachment of Secretary of “War” Pete Hegseth, who, between psychosexual panic attacks about the masculinity of the soldiers in his presence, is currently getting the belt-to-ass treatment from Iran.

So you might have to wait a while for your $5,000 check. But that doesn’t mean that the Trump dividend hasn’t already been paid out. To the contrary, the president and his congressional enablers have been handing out money left and right. They’ve made people very rich, in fact. It’s something that they’re quite good at doing—at least for a few.

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I recommend that you enable subtitles.

Big table of the lines involved

Series Season Episode Title Minutes Seconds Quote
SG-1 1 1 Children of the Gods 24 52 And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't [handle] whatever you can [handle].
SG-1 1 1 Children of the Gods 27 24 You know, you really will like me when you get to [know] me.
SG-1 1 11 The Torment of Tantalus 14 23 [Thank] you. [Thank] all of you.
SG-1 1 14 Hathor 19 47 Daniel's [watch]ing her right now.
SG-1 2 1 The Serpent's Lair 6 34 Carter, if someone comes in here, you… [bite] 'em in the [hand].
SG-1 2 3 Prisoners 22 36 Bettter yet, I'll [tell] them myself
SG-1 2 5 Need 24 21 She wants me to [marry] her.
SG-1 2 7 Message in a Bottle 14 14 We’ve brought things back from all over the galaxy. One of them's finally [snapp]ed us in the ass.
SG-1 2 16 A Matter of Time 13 6 Is that proper military terminology? What exactly does [funky] mean, sergeant?
SG-1 2 17 Holiday 16 21 How do you think I feel, Teal’c? I’ve got a [snake] in my [gut]!
SG-1 2 17 Holiday 35 26 I have [suffered] more than anyone should [suffer] in a lifetime
SG-1 2 19 One False Step 27 15 Oh, it’s no use. They don’t understand. They want to [be] with each other
SG-1 3 3 Fair Game 6 28 I've seen your [work]; it's great.
SG-1 3 5 Learning Curve 38 14 If you want to [punish] me, go ahead.
SG-1 3 7 Deadman Switch 10 37 And you, O’Neill, you’re considered-- well, you're a pain in the [mikta]!
SG-1 3 9 Rules of Engagement 27 55 Ol’ Doc Fraiser says you haven’t been eating. It's [poison]. It's hospital food. Of course it is.
SG-1 3 15 Pretense 37 4 Yes! Now, get that mother[ship] outta here!
SG-1 4 21 Double Jeopardy 16 56 Would you like to [see it]? Yes. No! You can [show] her later.
SG-1 6 1 Redemption: Part 1 40 45 Well, you do have a penchant for pulling [brilliant ideas] out of your butt
SG-1 6 6 Abyss 13 31 So… not a delusion? No. Okay… show me your [stuff].
SG-1 6 8 The Other Guys 9 46 What would Colonel O'Neill do if he was here right now? You want me to [shoot] you?
SG-1 6 12 Unnatural Selection 34 57 I won't [blame] you if you [choose] me.
SG-1 6 18 Forsaken 0 36 Hey, I like [gas] as much as the next guy.
SG-1 7 6 Lifeboat 34 54 Come back with us and I'll [prove it to] you.
SG-1 7 13 Grace 35 7 So, what now? Go [save] your ass.
SG-1 7 15 Chimera 4 32 Stop it, Pete. What are you talking about? I'm on a roll here! I haven't even shown you my [badge] yet.
SG-1 7 22 Lost City: Part 2 24 53 Don't let the suit fool you, fella; we're gonna [fight].
SG-1 8 7 Affinity 9 44 Anyhow, you'll forgive me once you've tasted my [lasagna]. I’m looking forward to it.
SG-1 9 5 The Powers that Be 28 26 Azdak, after everything we’ve been through… together! You made me rub your [feet].
SG-1 9 14 Stronghold 41 57 We [watch] each other's [backs] because that's our jobs, right?
SG-1 10 3 The Pegasus Project 6 22 John, do you think you could spare Rodney from your team? Hell, you can [keep] him. Nice.
SG-1 10 4 Insiders 15 3 You can [thank] me later, by the way.
SG-1 10 5 Uninvited 6 56 I don't want to [read] anything that long!
SG-1 10 6 200 31 7 No, I have to give them something that costs me nothing, but no actor can refuse. And what’s that? A good [ego] stroking!
SG-1 10 7 Counterstrike 23 46 What is this [device]?
SG-1 10 7 Counterstrike 41 43 We are getting our asses [whoop]ed.
SG-1 10 12 Line in the Sand 3 51 Don't you just love [help]ing people?
SG-1 10 18 Family Ties 41 51 He [scamm]ed us, but we [scamm]ed him better.
SG-1 10 19 Dominion 37 10 If I wanted to [kill] you, I could have done it a long time ago.
Atlantis 1 6 Childhood's End 29 25 You must fix your [ship] and go!
Atlantis 1 14 Sanctuary 42 20 I can show you. Show me? By [shar]ing each other. We will [know] each other as well as anyone ever can. Okay.
Atlantis 2 15 The Tower 32 40 And if we're going to die, I would rather die f[ight]ing.
Atlantis 2 17 Coup d'État 20 38 Well, that was refreshing. He didn't try to [kill] us even once!
Atlantis 3 11 The Return: Part 2 42 5 You’re probably still going to have to get the rubber stamp from the IOA, but since you [sav]ed Woolsey's ass, and you did a fair job on mine, I don't think that'll be a problem.
Atlantis 3 13 Irresponsible 39 52 I should have [killed] you when we first met, Colonel.
Atlantis 3 14 Tao of Rodney 13 10 Can I [shoot] him now?
Atlantis 3 15 The Game 15 19 That's a pretty big [potato]. It IS a big [potato].
Atlantis 4 6 Tabula Rasa 1 13 Now, I need you to listen. It is vitally important that you [find] this woman. I don’t know where she is, but you have to [find] her. She can [help]. Uh, check the mess hall or maybe they took her to the birg. I don’t know. You just have to keep looking. Don’t worry about anything else. And for God’s sake, don’t trust anyone. Just [find] her and do it fast, because if you don’t, hundreds of people are gonna die. Including you.
Atlantis 5 6 The Shrine 7 23 I think you’ve just made a case for my proposal to send a MALP ahead of every single transit. [Stuff] happens, Woolsey, and by "[stuff]," I mean-- I know what you mean, thank you.
Atlantis 5 8 The Queen 10 26 My question is “Why now?” The wraith are busy [kill]ing each other. Why don't we just sit back and watch?
Atlantis 5 17 Infection 33 42 I don't owe you [anything]. Get ‘im outta here.

Also check out my old 30 Rock version: https://peertube.wtf/w/qosmAJkPcY96ZSmQfaqSAH

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Yesterday, someone topped up my number with a small amount of credit (pay-as-you-go), and activated unlimited monthly mobile data package.

I still have a data plan (prepaid data, postpaid calls and texts) on my main SIM expiring in a week.

I haven't used any of it (on secondary, of course), and contacted my carrier's tech support stating these appeared unexpectedly. Their response was "We would like to inform you that the credit on your phone number was topped up at a point of sale. The unlimited package was later activated at the same point of sale."
And? Was the tech support person just trying to imply it was likely paid for in cash and I just shouldn't care because they couldn't refund it anyway?

Anyway, one annoying thing about this is that it also activated automatic renewal, so if I wasn't using the number for a few months, I wouldn't notice my remaining credit automatically draining.
Hell, if I had registered for their online account, it would even possibly pay that directly from my debit card on renewal.

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Sometimes, a small act of kindness reminds us that we are not forgotten. Yesterday, a beautiful anonymous donation reached my family. I may not know who sent it, but I know what it means to us: some relief, a little hope, and the strength to keep going. Our needs are still here, but so is our hope. If you would like to stand beside my family, here is our campaign: https://gofund.me/1d3ea05b6 #Gaza #Palestine #SupportGaza #HelpMyFamily

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It's that time of year to clear out all the beds and get them ready to overwinter garlic and onions.

My pumpkins that i spent days prepping a plot for, tilled, fertilized, automatic irrigation system, didn't do well at all. The potatoes that i yanked from the pantry, let my son cut into pieces and basically tossed too close together in soil that i barely loosened up still full of grass, did amazing.

A 6x18 bed behind a barn that i forgot to water half the time filled this box about 3 times, which weighed around 30lbs each + we've just been pulling them to throw in with dinner for the past few nights.

A couple pest, a couple bad ones, but overall I'm super happy.

I gave a box to each of the neighbors on either side and kept one for myself

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