If he gets the right walkout music - he's ready to rumble in the WWE.
InevitableSwing
Staring Adam Sandler?
I can hear Rob Schneider's character, Cardinal Doofus, in my head.
"Look, you don't believe in god. I don't believe in god either. At least this one. I've been studying the older book and maybe there's something there... Anyways - ya gotta get prepared. I predict you're gonna wear the Big Hat, bro!"
I wish DC reporters were normal and had a working sense of humor. Somebody needs to yell to the press secretary or to Trump himself - "Why are you stealing terrible fashy ideas from the Brits?" None of them would ever do it. But imagine if by some miracle I moved the lathe enough. If I John Malkovich'ed one of them to actually do it - they'd be quickly fired. Maybe even that day.
They're all soulless, empty-eyed human husks. Like ace access journo-slash-automaton Peter Baker...
"Mr. President - you said it was urgent..."
"I got a brand-new my idea for a prison. Big my idea. Nobody told me. My idea. It was all my idea. Show me where SCI-pri-ot is on the map. I know a guy."
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Ninja edit. I kind of made myself sad. Now I wish sci-pri (short for sci-priot) was a sci-fi sub-genre.
A Bluesky post by the journalist
https://subium.com/profile/marisakabas.bsky.social/post/3lngk324cqs26
A reply
So some genius in the administration bought into a failed policy the Brits finally shitcanned as unworkable, expensive, and legally questionable (at best). Yeah. Right on brand.
Do we have an emoji for broken clock?
I guess not. :broken-clock
- no results. :(
You could also call him an acorncho-punk squirrel,
I bet the GOP justices will wittle that all the way down to something like hours.
Maybe the FDA director will put out a video saying that E. coli is natural so it isn't bad. And in fact it makes veggies pop with flavor.
Rubio's Substack post - A New State Department to Meet the Challenges of a New Era. WTF.
A journo's Bluesky post
Why is the State Department posting on Substack?
https://subium.com/profile/marisakabas.bsky.social/post/3lnfyj3oots24
It's a surprisingly good thread. Post-election Bluesky exploded in size and many threads are (total) shit.
It’s actually kind of cool. If you subscribe to their full access paid subscription, it opens up the “war plans” tab. It’s neat to see the different bombings on the schedule.
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Because substack is chill with fascism.
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Because they got caught on 4chan?
active poisoning
Holy crap. I won't be able to stop thinking about that phrase.
If you're a decent person - you can't be involved on the government's side in legal charades like this.