SorosFootSoldier

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

We're gonna do it, we're gonna do it I promise you, we're going to take big, I'm talking BEAUTIFUL troops and march them, just march them right up into the mountain, and do it bigly I might add, like no one has ever seen in the history of war, and when someone dies, you pick up their rifle and keep marching, eventually folks, eventually Iran will run out of bullets and there will be hell to pay trump-anguish

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'm ready to lay it on the line for the best country on earth

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Okay go off to fight the war then Mr. Badass

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Some of you may die but that's a risk I'm willing to take farquaad-point

 

(Tehran) the mastermind behind such hit shows as Mind Of Mencia is set to headline this year's USO event for our warfighters. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth is set to give a speech about how Jesus is returning to earth. RFK Jr. will man the raw milk hoses and spray the thirsty troops down.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 10 hours ago

Green Amy Man

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 11 hours ago

Kissing your bro's boo boo when he scrapes his knee.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 12 hours ago

That's the problem, these people are so impossible to parody.

 
 

The Dictatorship of The Pedophilic Bourgeoise is okay with murdered kids if they can't abuse them later on in life.

 

He HAD the chance to do the funniest thing ever and say NO.

 
 
 

Gee thanks state department, I totally believe you, you'd never lie to me! janet-wink

 
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