The Arena Shooter called "Burden" will utilize Mr. Tricker's patented DNA technology to ensure the racial purity of players. In it players will insert their penis into the controller which will take a DNA sample and prove they are white and get an encrypted key to play.

Anti-racist groups have already taken to X (formerly twitter) to denounce the project. One user named "Ann_Tifa" said he's already reverse engineering the dick scanner to allow any race to play.

Who's next, Dan Bongos who's racist against the Irish who wants Trump dead because he disrespected gold star families and he comes within 15 feet of him with a bomb or something?

"My cat Tinkerbell. Well she's mean. I'd come home from work and she'd slap the hell out of me. Slap, slap, slap, I was like a punching bag, so I fought back. I constructed some swords out of cardboard and I went to town spanking her bum. I spanked her so much into submission she stopped. And I thought, what if this was a game, complete with cats that slap you sometimes?"

I tried to get him to chief some loud but he said smoking weed is for "dipshit boomers" what in the hell do I do bros?

Okay maybe I'm biased since I never got very high rank in Monhun 1.

So thanks libs for 4 years of gaslighting our asses that nothing was wrong with Biden and YOU were the crazy one to think otherwise. Glad we wasted more years on yet another do nothing empty suit while fascism has had more time to consolidate and not to mention the ever worsening climate disaster.

Title. I've been dealing with it for months now and it feels like it's getting worse. Just curious if anyone else here ever had it and got rid of it?

The duo famously wanted by the FBI for domestic terrorism against an informant have fled to Russia only to be welcomed with open arms by Putin.

"This is an alarming turn of events" says senior fellow with the National Endowment for Democracy Mikhail Klobb, "these two terrorists know secrets about the government that only a true murderous psychopath could know." Klobb told Hexbear 3 News reporter SorosFootSoldier.

In 2016 Alejandro Cruz picked a nasty nose goblin and to his utter shock and amazement found it to look exactly like the blessed virgin Mary from the bible. He passed in 2022 and now the Vatican is looking to make him an official saint.

"We looked at the data, at the hard evidence of that slimy little monster, and, sure enough, it was the blessed virgin herself looking back at us." said senior Vatican official Dominick Penwin.

It hooks them up to a VR simulation of 1950's america and they're the abusive husband to a hot wife and two kids. Racism is alive and well and the USA and white people by extension run the world.

They can never leave, much like the matrix they're locked into the simulation for life but it's more humane than wholesale genocide because let's face it, a lot of people in the USA deserve it.