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[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 94 points 2 days ago (3 children)

how can one person be this embarrassing

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 71 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's reaching levels of extremely divorced that were never thought possible

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 56 points 2 days ago (3 children)

this isn't divorced this is thirteen year old with an oc

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago

Elon refracting all the weird and embarassing guys of every age into his single vessel mega-rich-light-bending-guy

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

very-smart I'll have to study the different types of Right Wing Guys more closely

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wasn't saying he's like a right wing teenager. It's just that his mentality and things he finds cool is normal for a teenager but extremely embarrassing from a 54 year old man

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh for sure, he's a whole man-child.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

World's first 50-something with chūnibyō

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 39 points 2 days ago

"Cringe is dead" mfers when they see Elon musk squidward-nervous

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

100% pure unadulterated cringe not from concentrate

[–] Chump@hexbear.net 72 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"It's based on one character from one book, and another character from a fanfic of that same book"

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

It's based on one character from one book, and ~~another~~ that same character from a fanfic of that same book

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 days ago

✨Creative genius✨

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is Musk's self-insert lmfaoooooooooooooooo

It's how he wants others to see himself.

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is so obvious it is this it hurts.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago
[–] axont@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago

this might be the first time in history where I'm not excited about a sullen space twink

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

@grok is it possible to die of cringe

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 53 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

You laugh, but this thing is going to be in charge of deploying F-35's in a few years smuglord

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

A fighter designed by one of libertarian-approaching's companies will have warning tones replaced with fart noises and "pull up" notifications replaced with "pull out" in an anime girl voice

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

good. anything to degrade the efficacy of the imperial military

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Edward Cullen and Christian Grey

Literally character and his fanfiction expy

[–] fox@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Also Christian grey is a textbook abuser. Like, it's not even subtle.

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[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 46 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The right has read another book and it's making the left nervous.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"The guy from Dark Souls"

??? Do they mean Patches?

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pretty sure they mean John Dark Souls, the protagonist of the Dark Souls franchise. (to be serious I think that's an screengrab taken from an archive site where the image in that post didn't survive archival)

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

Dark Soulsguy kojima

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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

melon-musk Nice one Grok! Like, Kraven the Hunter...He will be Draven the Predator! Yeah, I like the sound of that

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[–] JakenVeina@midwest.social 26 points 2 days ago

JFC, it's real.

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

P4V1 "M'lady" Alcatrades

:kelly:

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 43 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

You're a fucking billionaire and haven't created your own shadow bougie intelligence unit shut the fuck up my dude you're literally one of the least competent billionaires that exists.

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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago
[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 day ago

please i jUST GOT DONE WITH DRAWING ANIME GIRL GROK YESTERDAY

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago
[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

@grok give me a furry version of Musk's self-insert AI

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

oh come on what the fuck even is this

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago
[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

posting my illegal-to-say emoji with the kind of force you use to press a button when you're pissed off that it doesn't seem to do anything

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