Posadas

joined 5 years ago
 
[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 46 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

You can tell he's probably dead because Iran is actually fighting back.

 
[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 9 points 18 hours ago

Iranian drone bombing US radar infrastructure

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 50 points 2 days ago

Also using this in the 4th panel

 

Humanity's last stand against the abominable intelligence will be a Clippy popup saying "It looks like you're applying to turn everything into paperclip; first you'll need to send in a Kill All Humans 1040-B signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters."

https://xcancel.com/i/status/2026315751418683473

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

Sorry Mr. President, war's canceled. The Ford is too busy using it's flight deck as a temporary poop deck.

 

0=0

20-20=25-25

4(5-5)=5(5-5)

4=5

2+2=5

Additional engineering math proof

2.4+2.4=4.8

2.4≈2

4.8≈5

2+2=5

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

That's Disgraced Ex Doctor Mr. Andrew I Was Paid By Lawyers To Fabricate Results To Win A Court Case Wakefield thank you very much

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 56 points 1 week ago (8 children)

“Yes, it hurts, of course, it hurts. But God has chosen Ethan for a reason. God is doing something, and we're gonna glorify his name regardless."

Absolute cultist behavior

 

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No, they go down to Florida with the rest of the snow birds

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

More like scuba diving, bay's only just thawing out. Just a couple days ago we still had 5-8 inches of ice

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

They looked like Mallards, bay just started thawing out so they could have been stuck under the ice for 2 or so weeks

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Must of bonk 'em on their heads while they were under the ice.

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Nah, this MF's probably responsible for the two dead ducks in the water.

 

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Capitalist really do be pilliging nature to slap on a patent

 
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