[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 18 hours ago

I don't know why, but I always thought thick eyebrows are foxy shy

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 46 points 20 hours ago

Checks and balances?

No, no sweaty

We have something even better, civility

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 23 hours ago

Honestly surprised it wasn't the Hatemonger (AKA Hitler) again

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 1 day ago

Love to grant unconditional power

All my homes love unconditional power

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

You can be like me

Everyone is like "Hey, that Flakes Bongler posted again, he's always funny" but you're also terrified of being recognized so you sometimes go days without posting and focus on "important" things like physical health and family

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago

Someone once compared me to Dwight and I looked at them for a minute before saying "I don't know who that is?"

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago

I took one look at that guy and went "Ugh"

Why isn't that more universal?

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago

How ablist of you to suggest that something might be wrong with our ~~meat puppet~~ candidate

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

Would be a shame if someone were to use that number and set up a little ambush...

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 73 points 1 day ago

Wait, was Cruelty Squad made by BMF?

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 49 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure they're stink bug eggs

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This guy! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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Who wants to play with me? shy

I'm on Playstation as FuriosoThe

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It's me, Flakes Bongler, the secret mastermind behind HexBear

In celebration of Valentine's Day, everyone who has found true love can go home early today!

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Oooooooo (hexbear.net)

Eeeeeeeee

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So, my partner finally decided to get with on the trolley and start getting shit for free

Problem is, I've been out of the sailing game for a while, so I don't know what's good anymore and I figure y'all probably know what's gonna work best for us anyway

I'm sort of tech savvy, but anything on the less finicky side would probably be best

Thanks in advance, -Love, Flakes

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Uh, let me be The Fear

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grillman: Hey, you can take off your mask, get some fresh air!

soviet-chad : Lick my ass

frothingfash : FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK, FUUCK OFF!

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I got my pie on you (hexbear.net)

sorry, it was blueberrysadness

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Homo homini flatus

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