128
[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

My his memory and lessons last thousands of years after the zionist entity is long forgotten

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago

1963 version of Xi saying he would be a democrat

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 33 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Voice of America doing a Green Party hit piece in 2024? The frontier is home, folks

184
150
91
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Yeni Kostantiniyye, 1603 — Beylerbey Eriq Pasha al-Adm of Yeni Kostantiniyye has been implicated in a scandal involving the acceptance of bribes from Venetian merchants, sources close to the imperial court confirm.

According to palace officials, Eriq Pasha al-Adm, the prominent Beylerbey of Yeni Kostantiniyye, is accused of secretly accepting lavish tribute from Venetian traders based out of İskenderiye. These merchants, renowned for operation of their silk and spice routes, have connections to many other influential viziers, from whom they also allegedly sought favorable trade routes and contracts. Among the reported tributes Eriq Pasha accepted were: exquisite meals, visits with the Doge, and several shiploads of ducats while campaigning, some of which appear to have been siphoned from the Sultan’s coffers. Eriq Pasha and his envoys were granted freedom of transit through Venetian territory and waters, and priority access to port and accommodation facilities. In exchange for the Venetian generosity, Eriq Pasha allegedly hosted several Venetian envoys in Yeni Kostantiniyye, allowing the merchants to gain a competitive advantage in the bazaar by skirting import taxes. Additionally, the local Venetian embassy and trading guild were granted exemption from building code guidelines.

Viziers have been abuzz with rumors regarding Eriq Pasha for many years. Prior to his promotion to Beylerbey, eyewitnesses claim to have seen Venetian envoys entering al-Adm’s estate several times with supplies over the past several years, using his position as Agha of the Janissaries to gain undue influence in the Sultan’s court. “The supplies were not for the Janissaries, but for al-Adm himself,” said one eunuch, who requested anonymity due to the sensitivity of the case.

The timing of these allegations are interesting in light of the Sultan recently granting Eriq al-Adm the title of Pasha, particularly due to his reputation as one who is supposed to fight corruption and uphold the law. Despite his assurance that he’d sponsor several grand public works projects and make sweeping efforts to improve the lives of commoners, Eriq Pasha’s tenure as Beylerbey has been mired in stagnancy and broken promises. Though widely unpopular amongst the commoners of the Yeni Kostantiniyye province due to his diversion of public works funding to the Janissaries, many of those adjacent to the royal court had seen Eriq Pasha as a future vizier, or even in line for a grander role in the Sultan’s Divan.

Eriq Pasha has been summoned to the Sublime Porte to answer for these accusations. There, he is expected to face tribunal, which holds the power to strip him of his lands and title as Beylerbey. Meanwhile, Eriq Pasha has vehemently denied all charges. In a statement issued from al-Adm’s administration, the accusations are called “baseless” and “the work of jealous pretenders who seek to undermine Eriq Pasha’s service to the empire while elevating their own.” Eriq Pasha’s administration insists that all dealings with the Most Serene Republic of Venice and its mercantile guilds were in full compliance with imperial order.

98
92
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net
[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 103 points 2 weeks ago

Really telling how white leftists don’t want black men to know that ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. so if they have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices they can create 3 new apes. Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces

185
89
[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 103 points 3 weeks ago

Did you know that if an immigrant misses a single immigration court hearing, they automatically receive a deportation order?

Anyway, immigration courts in Florida have not stopped holding hearings

141
submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

Link to the article

If you live near or around sea level, especially in the Tampa Bay area, you can not survive the forecasted storm surge by accident. This is not a joke. I know you may have lived in Florida your whole life and been through dozens of hurricanes, but it only takes one you aren’t prepared for. As a result of having narrowly avoided multiple severe hurricane impacts over the past 100 years, the Tampa Bay area has been built up with little consideration for the fact that it eventually would be hit. The only regional trauma center is at sea level and on an island.

Do not play with your life.

Also do not accidentally dox yourself on this post

143
206

Pic goes very hard and has emote potential

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 107 points 1 month ago

Call your mom the Israeli military the way she tryna extract sperm from my fallen unit

127
Jonald Bidump (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 99 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

China being better at capitalism than western nations will never not be funny.

Capitalists simply being incapable of improving their own game as a result of not being able to use a socialist analysis will never not be funny.

The fact that China’s socialist analysis of capitalist development is to simply throttle the capitalist system where possible before it becomes self-destructive and less efficient will never not be funny.

The quote “The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope.” is being proven true by China’s path of development every single day, and the fact that capitalists just can’t stop themselves from selling ropes to China will never not be funny.

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 98 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Genuinely insane that Netanyahu can just give a speech on the Palestinian people that is the 2024 version of a “White Man’s Burden” and people will still argue that Israel is not an apartheid state. This MF literally was talking about “Israel’s vision of Palestine” like ok well who said that you get to have a vision on Palestine? That’s like… supposed to not be your place to have a say if you aren’t an apartheid state.

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 110 points 3 months ago

it’s her turn

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 101 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I’m joining the war against gender on the side of the gender Taliban trans-hammer-sickle

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 104 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The only famous video/image 99.9% of all Americans see of it is tank man NOT getting run over by a tank, and even then so many of them will be like “um yeah you don’t want to know what happens after the video cuts off” but the full video DOESNT CUT OFF AND HE JUST WALKS AWAY UNHARMED.

Meanwhile in America if you google “NYPD running over protestors” your results will be like:

-NYPD running over protestors May 2024

-NYPD running over protestors February 2024

-NYPD running over protestors December 2023

-NYPD running over protestors October 2023

-NYPD running over protestors March 2023

And so on and so on, and that’s just in one city

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 100 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Faculty from Columbia’s sociology department are outright stating they will subvert a university suspension of students who participate in pro-Palestine protests by continuing to allow students to attend class, take exams, and receive grades.

Link to the full letter from the sociology department here

view more: next ›

CoolerOpposide

joined 3 years ago
MODERATOR OF