I do find the image of Chappel Roan siccing her goon on an 11 year old for smiling at her to be very funny though.
HarryLime
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The unstoppable march of technological progess
UPDATE: Iran’s "reverse indicator" trading advice continues to play out in real-time:
At 4:12 PM ET on Sunday, Iran's Speaker of the Parliament said pre-market news is a "reverse indicator," if they "dump" the market, then "go long," and "if they pump it, short it."
By 10:00 PM ET last night, S&P 500 futures had fallen nearly -1% on mounting war concerns.
By 12:00 AM ET, 2 hours later, S&P 500 futures had reversed all losses and turned green.
Then, at 7:25 AM ET today, President Trump posted that "great progress" is being made on peace talks sending the S&P 500 +100 points off of its low.
Now, at 3:00 PM ET, just ~7 hours later, the S&P 500 has turned red and is down -100 points from its high, once again "reversing" price action.
That's a near $2 trillion swing in S&P 500 market cap in less than 24 hours.
There is truly never a dull moment in this market.

At 4:12 PM ET on Sunday, Iran's Speaker of the Parliament said pre-market news is a "reverse indicator" and if they "dump" the market, then "go long."
At 6:00 PM ET, S&P 500 futures opened nearly -1% lower and fell just 30 points away from correction territory.
By 11:00 PM ET, S&P 500 futures had reversed all losses and turned green.
Then, at 7:25 AM ET today, President Trump posted that "great progress" is being made on Iran peace talks.
Now, the S&P 500 is trading +100 points above its low seen just hours ago, adding +$900 billion in market cap.
We are in the most unusual times in market history.

Reporter: There's a report that the US is going to let a Russian oil tanker go to Cuba?
Trump: If a country wants to send some oil into Cuba, I have no problem with that.
Reporter: Do you worry that that helps Putin?
Trump: It doesn’t help him. He loses one boatload of oil. That’s all it is. It doesn’t bother me.
Stop making me think you're dying


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