I guess i'll make this an AMA because i'm sure it's rare to have a cop around here and maybe a first. I know we all hate cops but i think I may be able to indulge you for a moment in getting rid of weapons stocks and BDS. I can talk about how I was nearly struck by a bullet and the time my partner turned up drunk while on ambien and valium and got taken into inpatient.
ok
voting for trump over the neoliberal "nothing will fundamentally change" is just a really expensive lotto ticket for some folks who probably also buy lotto tickets and thing they have a meaningful chance.
very specifically Al Franken should kill the president.
I am not Al Franken.
You'd have to start calling up "militias" and shit. That shit isn't gonna be as disciplined as the regular military.
i usually spell that word "freikorps"
vegan eggs?
i need a chinese version of that stallman copypasta, yesterday
pay down the debt.
WHO IS THAT DEBT TO? 
and the objectively correct "we can't prove a negative but there's no credible evidence and no reasonable way for a breeding population of unknown hominids to be around and undetected"
i didn't see that when it was fresh but i figured it was that from other meta-discussion