this post was submitted on 06 Apr 2025
26 points (90.6% liked)

chat

8348 readers
422 users here now

Chat is a text only community for casual conversation, please keep shitposting to the absolute minimum. This is intended to be a separate space from c/chapotraphouse or the daily megathread. Chat does this by being a long-form community where topics will remain from day to day unlike the megathread, and it is distinct from c/chapotraphouse in that we ask you to engage in this community in a genuine way. Please keep shitposting, bits, and irony to a minimum.

As with all communities posts need to abide by the code of conduct, additionally moderators will remove any posts or comments deemed to be inappropriate.

Thank you and happy chatting!

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
26
submitted 23 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) by infuziSporg@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net
 

Loooooong time lurker and former r/cth poster and i think i want to make a quick sober ama for your pleasure...

In 2016 i was unemployed and didn't really have any prospects and I felt like i was at the end of the line with my life as I was spiraling heavily and had recently broken up with my gf of 4 years, but then things turned around for me when I was told by my parents I should let them buy me stock because of the benefits... back then I think starting amount was like 39k which then grew to 110k after 5 years of sitting in the account. But it didn't align with my politics since I consider myself a communist and being a capitalist is inherintly evil since you're basically an element of the ruling class and its empire. So i was already putting off touching the stockbroker account but i also looked into B corporations which are the companies that are stationed around health food stores and since I have an admiration for good food and cooking was my "passtime" if you call it that for the time I was unemployed, then I figured what the hell and accepted the gift.

Long story short I got the stock and then started accruing returns all while semi hating myself for it but also being happy that i had more money than i ever imagined in my life, and since i was living with my roommates rent was split three ways and it was onl 650 dollars total so 4k for my first year on top of all the activism i was doing i eventually ended up making over 30k a year which went into my portfolio (valued at 200k now). The job has some taxing that comes with it especially with the politics involved but tbh most of the people i know who invest are kinda alright and aren't really chuddy. Everyone (or at least 97%) of the stockholders questions their social position because it's unearned pay for the ammount of work and time you put in, that on top of how bad things got during the Floyd protests, the stockbroker company got bought out but i couldn't say anything but just stand there. It was pretty rank and file work and the board treated it Like it was just a minor nuisance like "alright guys do this shit again and just be a body don't do anything bad you're being watched by the world right now" and we hated it, at least 11% of my stocks dropped during 2019-2020 because it was too much for them to handle. I would have sold off everything but I'm looking to get around 30 years of paying a mortgage one way or another.

I guess i'll make this an AMA because i'm sure it's rare to have a capitalist around here and maybe a first. I know we all hate capitalists but i think I may be able to indulge you for a moment in getting rid of weapons stocks and BDS. I can talk about how I was nearly struck by a bullet and the time my partner turned up drunk while on ambien and valium and got taken into inpatient.

I’ll probably start replying to this post whenever I next go online I’ll try to answer to the best of my abilities, cheers!

top 13 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 14 hours ago

tfw no kkkapital

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 14 points 23 hours ago

Yeah I think the emotional labor you're doing as you carry around the heavy burden of all that guilt is enough to justify your position. You're valid and you're heard.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 9 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I guess i'll make this an AMA because i'm sure it's rare to have a cop around here and maybe a first. I know we all hate cops but i think I may be able to indulge you for a moment in getting rid of weapons stocks and BDS. I can talk about how I was nearly struck by a bullet and the time my partner turned up drunk while on ambien and valium and got taken into inpatient.

ok

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago

shit I missed a couple, thanks for catching those

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 2 points 13 hours ago

i didn't see that when it was fresh but i figured it was that from other meta-discussion

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 7 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

But [buying stocks] didn't align with my politics since I consider myself a communist and being a capitalist is inherently evil since you're basically an element of the ruling class and its empire

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 15 hours ago

participate in society

I want a wife who is sensitive to my sexual needs, a wife who makes love passionately and eagerly when I feel like it, a wife who makes sure that I am satisfied. And, of course, I want a wife who will not demand sexual attention when I am not in the mood for it. I want a wife who assumes the complete responsibility for birth control, because I do not want more children. I want a wife who will remain sexually faithful to me so that I do not have to clutter up my intellectual life with jealousies. And I want a wife who understands that my sexual needs may entail more than strict adherence to monogamy. I must, after all, be able to relate to people as fully as possible.

low-comedy-value unironic stuff

I have been sitting on the portfolio (except for divestment from the bloodiest of blood money); some of it will probably go to personal medical expenses but at some point I'm going to cash out most of it to fund the establishment of communes and workers' co-ops. It is imminently possible to separate yourself from society, engage in direct production for use, turn the waste of this civilization into a living, and have total living expenses of maybe $2000 a year while living in communal luxury. My estimate for this is based on a few months of personal experience.

One single person opting out of society is kind of useless, but a community of people opting out of society is powerful. The stock market is not a necessity for life in the West; in fact, we have always had enough to go around for everyone, and especially with modern technological and social paradigms, we overproduce by a factor of 10 and most of it is wasted. As we are accustomed to living amidst the overproduction, it is hard to imagine anything less (e.g. living with 20% of the electricity, water, metals, concrete, plastic, etc.) but it is quite possible and even necessary.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 9 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

This meme is messed up because if you imagine that the conversation takes place in Israel, Well Guy's criticisms are actually completely valid.

[–] Lemister@hexbear.net 5 points 21 hours ago

Its almost if context and material conditions matter. We must dissent against faux-realist sophistry.

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 5 points 21 hours ago

yeah but if you imagine it takes place in China, then Well Guy's popping out of a solar powered water fountain and are extra invalid

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 5 points 21 hours ago

It’s ok. We’re all libs here after all.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 21 hours ago

Loooooong time lurker and former r/cth poster and i think i want to make a quick sober ama for your pleasure...

In 2016 i was unemployed and didn't really have any prospects and I felt like i was at the end of the line with my life as I was spiraling heavily and had recently broken up with my gf of 4 years, but then things turned around for me when I was told by my demonic patron I should let them buy me blood of virgins because of the benefits... back then I think starting amount was like 9 souls which then grew to 47 after 5 years of enjoying the blood orgies. But it didn't align with my politics since I consider myself a communist and being an agent of satan is inherintly evil since you're basically an element of hell and its empire. So i was already putting off touching the eternal life but i also looked into penis enlargement which are the enhancements that are stationed around porn production facilities and since I have an admiration for good porn and abuse was my "passtime" if you call it that for the time I was unemployed, then I figured what the hell and accepted the gift.

Long story short I got the souls and then started accruing returns all while semi hating myself for it but also being happy that i had more vital essence than i ever imagined in my life, and since i was living with my thralls rent was split three ways and it was onl 650 dollars total so 4k for my first year on top of all the soul sucking i was doing i eventually ended up making over 30k a year which went into my soul gem (valued at hundreds of souls now). The job has some taxing parts that come with it especially with the murder involved but tbh most of the people i know who gather souls are kinda alright and aren't really evil. Everyone (or at least 97%) of the blood cultists question their social position because it's unearned life for the ammount of work and time you put in, that on top of how bad things got during the Floyd protests, the eternal life got bought out but i couldn't say anything but just stand there. It was pretty rank and file work and the board treated it Like it was just a minor nuisance like "alright guys do this shit again and just be a body don't do anything bad you're being watched by the world right now" and we hated it, at least 11% of my souls dropped during 2019-2020 because it was too much for them to handle. I would have sold off everything but I'm looking to get around 30 years of life and a mortgage one way or another.

I guess i'll make this an AMA because i'm sure it's rare to have a demonic thrall around here and maybe a first. I know we all hate demonic thralls but i think I may be able to indulge you for a moment in getting rid of your soul and BDS. I can talk about how I was nearly struck by a bullet and the time my partner turned up dead while on ambien and valium and got taken by demons.

I’ll probably start replying to this post whenever I next go online I’ll try to answer to the best of my abilities, cheers!