huf

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 31 points 10 hours ago

to his extreme surprise, it was not full of mayo that had once been played a tape of someone telling a story about a single flake of black pepper

[–] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 16 hours ago

there were children in school at night? wow, they must be so smart if they're spending so much time in school.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 20 hours ago

"Integrating far-right extremists into democratic processes will be the beginning of the end of liberal democracies in Europe."

my brother in christ you've been integrating "former" nazis since the day ww2 ended. you dont get to act all shocked now

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

i dunno, i'm sure it passes the time and with enough wine, anything can seem fun

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

remember, these people had no radio, no tv, no internet, no streaming. they probably didnt even have newspapers. you get your fun where you can find it.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

only scary nonwhites can have genocidal intent, so no

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

we think we're the smartest cos we've got big heads but it turns out, we just have extremely fat brains. but seriously, the intelligence birds achieve with much smaller brain sizes is impressive.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

they had plenty of backbone when called to arm ukraine and sanction russia and sanction iran and all that.

you gotta face it, this is what european leaders WANT. they're living their best lives, serving the empire and helping it murder a lot of kids.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

sung lasses? women that have been serenaded to?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

incredible. using the arrest of two canadian spies (yes, we know they're spies, otherwise the canadian govt would never have paid them millions in a settlement when they got back to canada) as proof that chinese police are monsters.

maybe dont do spying?

not to mention that china arrested these two spies in response to canada arresting a chinese business person for no reason except that the US asked them to.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Ebrahim Zolremovedhari

well done, slur filter.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

this is slovenia erasure! (slavic austria, and so by extension slavic world wars germany)

oh, and what about czechia? that's another slavic germany

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Balled Eagles (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by huf@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

I guess they have enormous balls. Laden-sparrow type calculations apply. Maybe it explains why they hired other birds to be their spokesbirds. They simply dont have the time to bother, what with taking care of their balls.

 

why doesnt anybody care about the heterowners?

 

why are you even reading this? run!

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by huf@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

Why do we keep two people from Poland imprisoned forever, one way up north, the other way down south? I'm assuming they're imprisoned, because nobody would stay there this long otherwise.

What was their crime? When will it be enough?

I've heard that people sometimes go visit them, i assume to throw things at them, because they never bring any of them back!

 

right, so is it just me or does everyone have a little gremlin in their mind that looks at rivers and says "pff, you call that a river" or "wow, now that's a huge river" depending on whether the river is smaller or bigger than the unit river you saw as a kid?

 

this is why capitalists are so keen on destroying it

train-shining

 

if women are widows, men must be widowers. fucking childish.

 

So before you think to support Angus McFife in his fight against the evil Zargothrax and his undead unicorns, just listen to how this shit got started:

Travel back 1000 years to a time before Dundee
There lived a simple peasant weaving baskets in a field
But when a Prince destroyed his home to build a Kingdom new
He forged a pact with chaos, swore to bring him to his doom

And after all this, i'm supposed to root for the Hootsforce? come the fuck on!

Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!

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