huf

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 22 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

i can easily imagine that the US chose the shittiest contractor for some building maintenance or pest control stuff and ended up mildly poisoning random people, and is then covering it up by reheating this stale cold war soviet ray weapon meme.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 0 points 8 hours ago

ah yes, the drow. a race of vicious racist murderers, but every time we actually get to know one, they're one of the vanishingly rare good ones.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

gay? gays. the reason the straight of hormuz is so famous is cos he's the only one around there. everyone else is gay in hormuz.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

not party to the conflict? so iran struck US bases in countries that had no US bases?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago (4 children)

ok but the golden horn is like 500m wide at the mouth, while the strait of hormuz is 50km.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

as long as they're null piles, yes.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

yeah, and also piles of bananas and louis the XXXIIV era rugs.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

cant make jokes about charlie kirk because of woke, smh

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

infinite. it doesnt matter, because they're empty. empty piles abound!

[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

much much less dog poop left on the street. used to be, you couldnt cross any patch of grass without stepping in it.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

it's either that or the US withdraws and israel nukes tehran...

[–] huf@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

unfortunately, fascism is when the death cult finally turns into a murder-suicide cult and tries to take everyone down with them... well ok, but overt, terminal fascism really is this.

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Balled Eagles (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by huf@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

I guess they have enormous balls. Laden-sparrow type calculations apply. Maybe it explains why they hired other birds to be their spokesbirds. They simply dont have the time to bother, what with taking care of their balls.

 

why doesnt anybody care about the heterowners?

 

why are you even reading this? run!

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by huf@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

Why do we keep two people from Poland imprisoned forever, one way up north, the other way down south? I'm assuming they're imprisoned, because nobody would stay there this long otherwise.

What was their crime? When will it be enough?

I've heard that people sometimes go visit them, i assume to throw things at them, because they never bring any of them back!

 

right, so is it just me or does everyone have a little gremlin in their mind that looks at rivers and says "pff, you call that a river" or "wow, now that's a huge river" depending on whether the river is smaller or bigger than the unit river you saw as a kid?

 

this is why capitalists are so keen on destroying it

train-shining

 

if women are widows, men must be widowers. fucking childish.

 

So before you think to support Angus McFife in his fight against the evil Zargothrax and his undead unicorns, just listen to how this shit got started:

Travel back 1000 years to a time before Dundee
There lived a simple peasant weaving baskets in a field
But when a Prince destroyed his home to build a Kingdom new
He forged a pact with chaos, swore to bring him to his doom

And after all this, i'm supposed to root for the Hootsforce? come the fuck on!

Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!

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