huf

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago

this merely is a lesser variant of the "they lied 600 years into the timeline and the medieval times didnt actually happen" because this is just about lying about 2 extra years smuglord

[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 6 hours ago

i genuinely dont understand how mussolini wasnt born in at least some formerly austrian-held part of italy. but he wasnt. history glitched there.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 11 hours ago

upholding japanese fascist tradition in letting the army start shit and the civilian leadership just shrugs and goes along with it cos it was what they wanted anyway

[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

gotta tell ya, i've got some suspicions about that austria-hungary. what a "country" it was. gave the world hitler and the OG zionist, what was his name. herzl?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago

ohhh. yeah. maybe they did ask some tolkien scholars and they said "please let me die already"

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 11 hours ago

oh... i thought it was named after the military fort at a place called Wenny.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

yep, it's the second greatest slaughter ever committed in the history of the world, only recently surpassed by iran when their ayatollah decided to personally murder 72 csillion of his own people for NO REASON AT ALL

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

all i'm saying is, there are plenty of actual tolkien scholars so why not listen to them instead of this fuckwit celebrity famous for pretending to be even more right wing than he is?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

ah, but does he know about trotter and ingold?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 14 hours ago (9 children)

eh, every time i've heard him show off his expertise, it turned out he knew less than me and i'm nowhere near an expert.

he's definitely read the silmarillion (probably a few times at least) but that alone isnt much.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 10 points 16 hours ago (13 children)

i hope he consults actual experts on the subject matter... what am i saying, he wont.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 16 hours ago

he also liked that feudalism gave a human face to oppression. it was your local lord who was stealing your surplus value, a dude you grew up alongside. not some faceless government.

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Balled Eagles (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by huf@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

I guess they have enormous balls. Laden-sparrow type calculations apply. Maybe it explains why they hired other birds to be their spokesbirds. They simply dont have the time to bother, what with taking care of their balls.

 

why doesnt anybody care about the heterowners?

 

why are you even reading this? run!

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by huf@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

Why do we keep two people from Poland imprisoned forever, one way up north, the other way down south? I'm assuming they're imprisoned, because nobody would stay there this long otherwise.

What was their crime? When will it be enough?

I've heard that people sometimes go visit them, i assume to throw things at them, because they never bring any of them back!

 

right, so is it just me or does everyone have a little gremlin in their mind that looks at rivers and says "pff, you call that a river" or "wow, now that's a huge river" depending on whether the river is smaller or bigger than the unit river you saw as a kid?

 

this is why capitalists are so keen on destroying it

train-shining

 

if women are widows, men must be widowers. fucking childish.

 

So before you think to support Angus McFife in his fight against the evil Zargothrax and his undead unicorns, just listen to how this shit got started:

Travel back 1000 years to a time before Dundee
There lived a simple peasant weaving baskets in a field
But when a Prince destroyed his home to build a Kingdom new
He forged a pact with chaos, swore to bring him to his doom

And after all this, i'm supposed to root for the Hootsforce? come the fuck on!

Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!

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