yeah, it's better than the new dune until around the middle, where it just falls apart completely, not just as a re-telling of dune but as a movie.
huf
i think i first saw it on the scifi channel in 1998 or so. around the same time i saw dune (the funny one).
it was constantly on tv though, for some reason. like, multiple times a year. for a long time.
ah, the pager attack didnt help in winning hearts and minds? really? this is amazing news, what can i say.
i can easily imagine that the US chose the shittiest contractor for some building maintenance or pest control stuff and ended up mildly poisoning random people, and is then covering it up by reheating this stale cold war soviet ray weapon meme.
ah yes, the drow. a race of vicious racist murderers, but every time we actually get to know one, they're one of the vanishingly rare good ones.
gay? gays. the reason the straight of hormuz is so famous is cos he's the only one around there. everyone else is gay in hormuz.
not party to the conflict? so iran struck US bases in countries that had no US bases?
ok but the golden horn is like 500m wide at the mouth, while the strait of hormuz is 50km.
as long as they're null piles, yes.
yeah, and also piles of bananas and louis the XXXIIV era rugs.

sting is also in it.