huf

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Japan failed to conquer China and Sinophobes have never forgiven them for it in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] huf@hexbear.net 28 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

When Britain first at Heav'n's command
Arose from out the azure main
Arose, arose from out the azure main
This was the charter, the charter of the land
And guardian angels sang this strain
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves
Britons never, never, never will be slaves
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves
Britons never, never, never will be slaves

wait till they hear about the french anthem! oooooh!

mantra in c/selfawarewolves@lemmy.ml
[–] huf@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago (4 children)

yeah but capitalism is baked into the fundamental laws of the universe and is necessary for humans to exist, while a livable climate is totally optional.

Tic tac toe (cw: blister) in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] huf@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

we're maturing as a community

US envoy Huckabee claims Israel has 'biblical right' to conquer all West Asia in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] huf@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

israel also has the book-of-mormonic right to conquer all of the US....

rabbit attack, france, 14th century in c/visualarts@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

i think the rabbit is unpeeling his stockings from the wrong end, somehow

Germany's Merz calls for real names on the internet in c/privacy@lemmy.ml
[–] huf@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

oh no he understands perfectly. he wants to jail anyone who speaks out for palestine.

Iran closes key Strait of Hormuz shipping route after ayatollah threatens US warships in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml
[–] huf@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

after ayatollah threatens US warships

what were those warships doing in the region? big-honk

I don’t know karate but I do know Ka-rl Marx. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

What was it about the karate of profit again?

CIA was reportedly informed early on of the plans of the Nord Stream attackers. in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

they're huns but huns are still above orcs in the racial hierarchy

CIA was reportedly informed early on of the plans of the Nord Stream attackers. in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

i like the drip drip drip of truth. first it was putin that blew up the pipeline. then it was 2 random ukrainians in a small sailboat. now the CIA knew about it in advance but it was still just those two plucky ukrainians.

at this rate, in 10-15 years, we'll know what we knew on day one.

CIA was reportedly informed early on of the plans of the Nord Stream attackers. in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

to wean them of their addiction to gas sold by the bad race

WHY'S THERE A COCONUT IN THE WATER?!? THIS IS 40° and 43' NORTH! TAKE YOU'RE TROPICAL ASS BACK TO THE TROPIC OF CANCER!!! in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] huf@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

what kind of ducks do you have?!

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Some LLMs now outperform Biden (clocks.brianmoore.com)
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Balled Eagles (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by huf@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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I guess they have enormous balls. Laden-sparrow type calculations apply. Maybe it explains why they hired other birds to be their spokesbirds. They simply dont have the time to bother, what with taking care of their balls.

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I found the original Chuds! (en.wikipedia.org)
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homeowners this, homeowners that (hexbear.net)
 

why doesnt anybody care about the heterowners?

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i reloaded the page and saw things in asian characters! and then when i noticed, they changed to words! the CCP has infiltrated hexbear! fleee!!!!! (hexbear.net)
 

why are you even reading this? run!

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A question i've never dared to ask elsewhere... (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by huf@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Why do we keep two people from Poland imprisoned forever, one way up north, the other way down south? I'm assuming they're imprisoned, because nobody would stay there this long otherwise.

What was their crime? When will it be enough?

I've heard that people sometimes go visit them, i assume to throw things at them, because they never bring any of them back!

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rivers and their size (hexbear.net)
 

right, so is it just me or does everyone have a little gremlin in their mind that looks at rivers and says "pff, you call that a river" or "wow, now that's a huge river" depending on whether the river is smaller or bigger than the unit river you saw as a kid?

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The Earth is the train of spaceships (hexbear.net)
 

this is why capitalists are so keen on destroying it

train-shining

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For decades, sleep has been passive. You lie down, close your eyes, and hope for the best. We’re changing that. (xcancel.com)
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men have to one-up women in everything, ugh (hexbear.net)
 

if women are widows, men must be widowers. fucking childish.

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Turns out the whole Zargothrax business started with the enclosure of the commons (hexbear.net)
 

So before you think to support Angus McFife in his fight against the evil Zargothrax and his undead unicorns, just listen to how this shit got started:

Travel back 1000 years to a time before Dundee
There lived a simple peasant weaving baskets in a field
But when a Prince destroyed his home to build a Kingdom new
He forged a pact with chaos, swore to bring him to his doom

And after all this, i'm supposed to root for the Hootsforce? come the fuck on!

Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!

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How To Eat A Language (www.youtube.com)
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