huf

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

i think it was fairly common for wealthy men to leave during the intermission, go to the greenroom and try to "hire" an actress as a prostitute. i dont know if this was only for men visiting without their wives or what, but i wouldnt put it past them to do it with the whole family in attendance.

i think this pic is referring to that, but flipping the genders. thus the funny.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

in times of want, yes. but in times of plenty, a pre-marinaded mouse surely satisfies.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

british upper class boy schools definitely ran on systematic abuse of the young by the older students and the teachers, and i'm sure this prepared them for decisions like firing cannons at civilians and overseeing famines

but this is rest of europe erasure for sure. do you think eg german parents and child rearing methods/institutions were better?

i think it's a fairly recent (re?)discovery that beating kids is bad.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

yes, but the intergenerational pathology reaches back way further than the parents of boomers. i dont know about the rest of the world, but the west has been beating and traumatizing kids practically since forever.

so you cant blame this on just the ww2 ptsd.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

the fourth reich tried to got some comprador iranians to do an actual insurgency and was trying to get the kurds to do one too. but sure, it's iran. projection

[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

us? you must be this old: chomsky-yes-honey

[–] huf@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

this man really doesnt know how to talk to the american people. he should've said iran could make a nuclear burger!

[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

baldur's gate when the hero comes into your house, checks if you have a quest to give, ransacks it, kills you when you call for the guards and then leaves before the guards can spawn in, thus maintaining a pristine reputation as a shining hero

the hero then proceeds to systematically burgle EVERY house in beregost methodically. while still maintaining a pristine reputation.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

they delivered! they promised that by the end of this decade, they'd put a bean into a man, and by god they've done it!

[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

in universe, unknown (deliberately so). his wife has nature goddess vibes, except that nothing else in LOTR really fits in with that.

in the real world, he's a character tolkien invented long before he wrote LOTR (he appears in some poems, alongside farmer maggot). when tolkien was writing LOTR, he didnt initially have a very good idea what the plot would end up being (all he knew is, he was writing the hobbit 2), so he included a tom bombadil adventure just so the hobbits would have something to do.

and then he just never took the episode out during the subsequent 18283281 waves of revisions he did to LOTR during the writing process.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

now look what you've gone and done, you've made me invent the concept of pro-iran zionism! my poor nerves!

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Balled Eagles (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by huf@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

I guess they have enormous balls. Laden-sparrow type calculations apply. Maybe it explains why they hired other birds to be their spokesbirds. They simply dont have the time to bother, what with taking care of their balls.

 

why doesnt anybody care about the heterowners?

 

why are you even reading this? run!

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by huf@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

Why do we keep two people from Poland imprisoned forever, one way up north, the other way down south? I'm assuming they're imprisoned, because nobody would stay there this long otherwise.

What was their crime? When will it be enough?

I've heard that people sometimes go visit them, i assume to throw things at them, because they never bring any of them back!

 

right, so is it just me or does everyone have a little gremlin in their mind that looks at rivers and says "pff, you call that a river" or "wow, now that's a huge river" depending on whether the river is smaller or bigger than the unit river you saw as a kid?

 

this is why capitalists are so keen on destroying it

train-shining

 

if women are widows, men must be widowers. fucking childish.

 

So before you think to support Angus McFife in his fight against the evil Zargothrax and his undead unicorns, just listen to how this shit got started:

Travel back 1000 years to a time before Dundee
There lived a simple peasant weaving baskets in a field
But when a Prince destroyed his home to build a Kingdom new
He forged a pact with chaos, swore to bring him to his doom

And after all this, i'm supposed to root for the Hootsforce? come the fuck on!

Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!

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