huf

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

based on what i remember, NJ (and NYC) had weather pretty similar to budapest. now, i've never been to berlin but i cant imagine it's that different from budapest, just a bit colder.

so yeah, their weather is weird :)

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

oh yeah but when they tell the news...

[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

no, they signed up to be the aliens in the first half of independence day

[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah that's right real holocaust denial is when you say from the river to the sea!

[–] huf@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i had a coworker who i caught in the office kitchen explaining with some heat that lesbians dont actually exist... i think but i'm not sure that his rationale was the usual "they havent been fucked properly" thing. he was some kind of evangelical christian, which is comparatively rare here

[–] huf@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

by what is essentially an accident, america managed to be slightly less racist that day

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

my only experience trying to learn a language with gender was german, and i basically never could take it seriously. who cares. i was fully prepared to just call everything das, and fuck it. they lost me at having to make the adjectives agree with the noun. fuck that noise, this is like fake difficulty!

similarly, my friend's dad apparently spoke russian well but with absolutely random gender until the day he died.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Looks like meatverse is back on the menu

[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Now now, be fair. They ALSO missed out on human safaris in china

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

All Vladimirs are presidents

[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

I had to learn to associate DDR with east Germany later in life from the internet because literally everyone around me called it NDK

[–] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"the case for putting finely ground sawdust back in white bread"

in this paper i will argue... :D

 

why doesnt anybody care about the heterowners?

 

why are you even reading this? run!

 

Why do we keep two people from Poland imprisoned forever, one way up north, the other way down south? I'm assuming they're imprisoned, because nobody would stay there this long otherwise.

What was their crime? When will it be enough?

I've heard that people sometimes go visit them, i assume to throw things at them, because they never bring any of them back!

 

right, so is it just me or does everyone have a little gremlin in their mind that looks at rivers and says "pff, you call that a river" or "wow, now that's a huge river" depending on whether the river is smaller or bigger than the unit river you saw as a kid?

 

this is why capitalists are so keen on destroying it

train-shining

 

if women are widows, men must be widowers. fucking childish.

 

So before you think to support Angus McFife in his fight against the evil Zargothrax and his undead unicorns, just listen to how this shit got started:

Travel back 1000 years to a time before Dundee
There lived a simple peasant weaving baskets in a field
But when a Prince destroyed his home to build a Kingdom new
He forged a pact with chaos, swore to bring him to his doom

And after all this, i'm supposed to root for the Hootsforce? come the fuck on!

Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!

 

Stalin. He was written out of the story.

 

he was the last of the old guard, but his cabinet was already filled with cultists

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