huf

joined 4 years ago
[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Did Simon Cowell write this?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

what use does it serve when it is the first? www is an ossified remnant at this point.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

hexb. it used to be spelled hexbers, which made sense, but the spelling was changed by the wear of centuries to hexbear and now it's somewhat obscure.

the original meaning refers to the omen of the owl seen at the founding of the community, which famously farted six times. b b b b b b. owls are small, their farts are small.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

how is this not one of our meme picture things in the meme picture library yet?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

php is a pathway to abilities some consdier to be... unnatural.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

... i'm a spoiled baby, arent i?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

do you regularly have to work overtime? i feel like giving them 40 hours a week is already bleeding me white and there's just nothing more to give. it's basically my 8 most awake, most productive hours 5 days out of 7. i hate the idea of overtime so much. the only reason you could possibly get me to do it is because i like my coworkers and dont want them to get completely fucked over. and even then, my patience for this shit is razor thin.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a nato stan.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Could she be used as an axolotl tank? Just curious

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

yes, but who would you rather believe, bibi or your lying eyes?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That's not evidence though, that's just something that happened. It wasn't blessed by gobbels.

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Balled Eagles (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by huf@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

I guess they have enormous balls. Laden-sparrow type calculations apply. Maybe it explains why they hired other birds to be their spokesbirds. They simply dont have the time to bother, what with taking care of their balls.

 

why doesnt anybody care about the heterowners?

 

why are you even reading this? run!

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by huf@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

Why do we keep two people from Poland imprisoned forever, one way up north, the other way down south? I'm assuming they're imprisoned, because nobody would stay there this long otherwise.

What was their crime? When will it be enough?

I've heard that people sometimes go visit them, i assume to throw things at them, because they never bring any of them back!

 

right, so is it just me or does everyone have a little gremlin in their mind that looks at rivers and says "pff, you call that a river" or "wow, now that's a huge river" depending on whether the river is smaller or bigger than the unit river you saw as a kid?

 

this is why capitalists are so keen on destroying it

train-shining

 

if women are widows, men must be widowers. fucking childish.

 

So before you think to support Angus McFife in his fight against the evil Zargothrax and his undead unicorns, just listen to how this shit got started:

Travel back 1000 years to a time before Dundee
There lived a simple peasant weaving baskets in a field
But when a Prince destroyed his home to build a Kingdom new
He forged a pact with chaos, swore to bring him to his doom

And after all this, i'm supposed to root for the Hootsforce? come the fuck on!

Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!

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