huf

joined 4 years ago
[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 12 hours ago

... i'm a spoiled baby, arent i?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

do you regularly have to work overtime? i feel like giving them 40 hours a week is already bleeding me white and there's just nothing more to give. it's basically my 8 most awake, most productive hours 5 days out of 7. i hate the idea of overtime so much. the only reason you could possibly get me to do it is because i like my coworkers and dont want them to get completely fucked over. and even then, my patience for this shit is razor thin.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 21 hours ago

Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a nato stan.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Could she be used as an axolotl tank? Just curious

[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

yes, but who would you rather believe, bibi or your lying eyes?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's not evidence though, that's just something that happened. It wasn't blessed by gobbels.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

wouldnt other plants just move in between the trees on their own though? agricultural monocultures dont stay monocultures on their own, they're actively maintained, arent they? unless the trees are planted so densely that nothing can live beneath them, but based on some of the images in the article, it doesnt look like that.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

to me it looks like he doesnt want grass stains on his pants. which is weird, golf is a sport you play on grass. why bother? but then, golf is weird.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

whoa, this was definitely an era... what the fuck was wrong with these people.

also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXpmcyaj6b0

with the immortal japanese lines:

Ihn nikho! Mahna nikho mha nahna e rei! Mha nahno mha nah rikho! Ihni Kohei!

[–] huf@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

peak car was like columbo era and before, and it's been all downhill since then. they just look like bubbles. or cheap sports shoes.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

human rights and human lefts amirite, punching, that's the thing, the real problem with the world, you see, the real problem, i swear to god, is that i cant punch everyone, i mean not everyone, not like pregnant mothers unless they're welfare queens, but you know, just punch them, until they just shut up, we freed the slaves and look where that got us, god dammit, we have to draw a line somewhere.

jesus i've just read back what i wrote and holy shit, what is wrong with me. even as a joke...

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

most likely a little bit of column A, a little bit of column B

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Balled Eagles (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by huf@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

I guess they have enormous balls. Laden-sparrow type calculations apply. Maybe it explains why they hired other birds to be their spokesbirds. They simply dont have the time to bother, what with taking care of their balls.

 

why doesnt anybody care about the heterowners?

 

why are you even reading this? run!

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by huf@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

Why do we keep two people from Poland imprisoned forever, one way up north, the other way down south? I'm assuming they're imprisoned, because nobody would stay there this long otherwise.

What was their crime? When will it be enough?

I've heard that people sometimes go visit them, i assume to throw things at them, because they never bring any of them back!

 

right, so is it just me or does everyone have a little gremlin in their mind that looks at rivers and says "pff, you call that a river" or "wow, now that's a huge river" depending on whether the river is smaller or bigger than the unit river you saw as a kid?

 

this is why capitalists are so keen on destroying it

train-shining

 

if women are widows, men must be widowers. fucking childish.

 

So before you think to support Angus McFife in his fight against the evil Zargothrax and his undead unicorns, just listen to how this shit got started:

Travel back 1000 years to a time before Dundee
There lived a simple peasant weaving baskets in a field
But when a Prince destroyed his home to build a Kingdom new
He forged a pact with chaos, swore to bring him to his doom

And after all this, i'm supposed to root for the Hootsforce? come the fuck on!

Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!

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