huf

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 9 points 6 hours ago

it's pretty close to a lot of US bases i'm sure

[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

yeah but i think this is actually the more expensive way overall...

[–] huf@hexbear.net 12 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (4 children)

you can grow bananas in fucking wisconsin in heated vertical greenhouses, if you really want to. in december, if you put extra lights in.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 15 points 13 hours ago

the current one. you know, the one fully behind a currently ongoing genocide.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 17 hours ago

my uncle told me a similar story about watching porn with a roomful of dudes, but that was in the ... 60s maybe? they had a small movie projector and the porn was on actual real film. and it was a smallish room in some flat. everyone was smoking. windows closed.

must've been a lovely experience.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

what that rope is mr directors pulling?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

you gotta respect people who could survive in rotto-fermented fish and never once thought they should move to balmy scotland or whatever...

[–] huf@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago (5 children)

"they'll do to us what we did to them" and then there's every AES ever and also south africa to show that no, no. no.

but this myth is still going strong.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

haha haha, but not really, because these fuckwits seem like just the guys to re-learn why you need good toilets if you wanna make war. so no, chances are they'll do it and then there'll be an outbreak of typheboleprosycovid and then decades of very intellingent people writing papers on how that was maybe not the best idea because toilets are important

[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

the other side of knowing "awoken from a pleasant slumber to the scent of a warm brioche smothered in marmalade and fresh creamery butter" is https://hexbear.net/post/7723533

this always makes all of these stories quite spicy

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

i dunno, i think it's slop but i happen to like time travel romance slop.

edit: also, i rate it above capeshit and i fucking hated the prestige, my god i really hate nolan.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

even a broken toilet is right twice a day...

uh. i guess when it engulfs the ass of some officer in a poonami?

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Balled Eagles (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by huf@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

I guess they have enormous balls. Laden-sparrow type calculations apply. Maybe it explains why they hired other birds to be their spokesbirds. They simply dont have the time to bother, what with taking care of their balls.

 

why doesnt anybody care about the heterowners?

 

why are you even reading this? run!

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by huf@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

Why do we keep two people from Poland imprisoned forever, one way up north, the other way down south? I'm assuming they're imprisoned, because nobody would stay there this long otherwise.

What was their crime? When will it be enough?

I've heard that people sometimes go visit them, i assume to throw things at them, because they never bring any of them back!

 

right, so is it just me or does everyone have a little gremlin in their mind that looks at rivers and says "pff, you call that a river" or "wow, now that's a huge river" depending on whether the river is smaller or bigger than the unit river you saw as a kid?

 

this is why capitalists are so keen on destroying it

train-shining

 

if women are widows, men must be widowers. fucking childish.

 

So before you think to support Angus McFife in his fight against the evil Zargothrax and his undead unicorns, just listen to how this shit got started:

Travel back 1000 years to a time before Dundee
There lived a simple peasant weaving baskets in a field
But when a Prince destroyed his home to build a Kingdom new
He forged a pact with chaos, swore to bring him to his doom

And after all this, i'm supposed to root for the Hootsforce? come the fuck on!

Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!

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