this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2026
27 points (96.6% liked)

badposting

774 readers
157 users here now

badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Like, what if you were gifted a pair of sunnies that made you see scary things

glasses-off beanis

glasses-on corn-man-khrush eat more corn

top 11 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] huf@hexbear.net 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

sung lasses? women that have been serenaded to?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 19 hours ago

Women should not be seranaded, i think thats an uncontroversial stance

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can watch you bean and eat your corny brine

And I wear my sunglasses at night So I can, so I can Keep track of cornman in my eyes

While he's deceiving me, he cuts our bean security Has he got control of me I turn to him and say

Don't switch the beans with corn on the gaaaaahhaiyayeshadesnoumo Don't masquerade with the gaaaaahhaiyayeshades, oh, no.I can't believe it You wrestled it with the gaaaaahhaiyayeshadesnoumo in shades, oh, no

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

cornman in my eyes

I'm sorry the cornman is always in your eyes he lives in your cornea

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago
[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought it was about how if you want someone to wear an accessory you'd better be prepared to get into a 15 minute long fistfight with them over it.

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 1 points 14 hours ago

If you want someone to wear accessories you must make them eat from the thrash can of ideology

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Oh shit, have a misread the film????

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Cataracts are nature's sunglasses and they also protect me from having to see the corn.