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Why do we keep two people from Poland imprisoned forever, one way up north, the other way down south? I'm assuming they're imprisoned, because nobody would stay there this long otherwise.

What was their crime? When will it be enough?

I've heard that people sometimes go visit them, i assume to throw things at them, because they never bring any of them back!

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[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

You heard of Omelas? It's like that but without the utopia.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

We actually have four of them. Two of which have really great personalities.

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah, but they fluctuate and shift over time so 🤷‍♂️

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is explained by their flag poland-cool

The white at the top symbolizes a white flag of surrender flying in the sky. The red at the bottom symbolizes blood in the soil from the war.

If we don't split the two apart, then Poland breaks out into war again over the pink flag and ceases to be a unified nation state.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

and the Imprisoned Ones are all that's keeping the colors from running?

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think they're building a wall now so hopefully that helps

[–] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

a wall? but all of poland has fallen to the enemy Aldi Nord, where would they put the wall?

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's still in early stages, but I think they're putting it at the Belarus border since it doesn't exist in Belarus and then they'll move the wall once there are any safe havens in Poland to move it to

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

In Venezuela they keep voting for a large person from Poland. Could this be related?