LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA

So is the US actually gonna take Greenland? What's our best on here? Personally, he started talking shit about putting tarriffs on a few country's if they didn't just "give" it to us, which i'm thinking is a way for him to walk back all the big toughguy "we're gonna take it" shit, so he can piss and moan and pretend to be doing something, BUT

I've been wrong before. What's the take here, comrades? is the US gonna annex whatever whoever and whenever now? will the euros attempt to stop us in any way beyond a stern letter?

i'm genuinely fuckin shocked

jesus, bernard this is the dumbest shit you coulda said today and you just went ahead and fuckin did so

The Cereal Defense cold open

"our approach would have failed"

Well. Good news for ya lads. It already has.

Max Payne 1 and 2 remake coming using the AW2/control engine and i'mfuckin puuuuuuuuumped plus Control 2 holy shit

"yep, all packed up and ready for them to come in and have it"

i do genuinely hope he's able to push this greenland shit as far as fucking possible. i want to see the entire world bow down and appease this stupid fuck. theres no way to pretend america isn't the schoolyard bully. there's no denying our evil anymore, and when this guy dies or leaves office (somehow, eventually, maybe one day) we can't go back. there's no putting the genie back in the bottle. invade greenland. fuck it, i'm an accelerationist now

I think their ideal conception of NATO is a protection racket where the US just charges countries a bunch of money

yeah, i feel like that's what they thought before they showed up to their offices on day 1 and were told um, no, that's fucking stupid, and they're doing everything they can to make their fantasy real.

part of my wants to take Das Kapital and put it through the illiteracy machine and see how funny it gets.

edit: its apple only. i was about to do what i could to pirate this and try kapital but i'm not an apple loser so i will be putting zero effort towards my original plan

the shock collar conspiracy was absolutely pushed through LSF, hard.

went through his older videos and of course he's got a bunch of v*ush/epstiny shit on there.

i know its been said dozens of times already, but how did they get the moderator? are these guys made in a vat or something? i've never seen a prototype for a stereotype walking around before. this character is too on the nose for a sitcom. the big bang theory's lost friend. the concept of awkwardness distilled into human form, and nobody told him about mirrors.