FnordPrefect

"Get it? It's a bucket list! All of the things you pretend you're going to do, but never get around to doing before you kick it!"

SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBORS [HORSE]

What a bunch of cowards! It's ASS, everyone knows it's ASS!

lol, Vance saw all those red-line/green-line memes and demands that everyone around him pretend there is a gravity well near him. That or maybe those shoes are oversized enough to actually produce one

Not the Onion

Not the Eli Valley cartoon

The first guy is already giving the appropriate reaction even

"Those damn Tankies always seeking to deprive the 3rd world of agency! Specifically, the Central Intelligence one"

Ne-VVill Chamberlain

They asked me if I want some gravy. I said, "Only if it's ant-y". Now I'm the antygravy-ter

Red Dawn is pretty hard to beat for this, but I recently came across Invasion USA (actual movie starts ~16min in) while revisiting MST3K episodes and it is stunning how overt the propaganda is

reporting how the gestapo "deals with protestors" for thefreepress

But, instead of cinema, it's fascism. Oh, and that's a gesture of submission, not celebration

"Ohhh, hahaha, that's rich! You thought we were using the quote to attack the republicans? No, we (us + them) are THE Party. Now, reject the evidence of your eyes and ears, and believe that the Dems are the good guys and are going to do something to help you"

One Juice to rule them all, One Juice to find them, One Juice to bring them all, and in the cocktail bind them
From concentrate, where the sugars lie