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In a press conference after the decision was released, Trump said he planned to impose a new 10% global tariff under a never-used law known as Section 122, which gives him the power to put in place tariffs up to 15% for 150 days (at which point Congress must step in).

Every. Damn. Time.

Can never do good things because of some arcane procedural rule (I know I know, it's 'cause they don't really want to anyway). Can always do bad things because some law

I can finally sneak around without alerting the guards!!

Pictured, the justice system responding to calls from the public for punishments for those in the files: https://youtu.be/O7X1BCCH9a8?t=168

I'd almost be willing to buy them if I had an attempt to recreate with them

Incredible energy (well, maybe not so much energy per se) coming off Trump here

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Ancient Alps war elephants retroactively take my energy

Hey bro, last seat's for you!

Tax the Rich

*Attacks the Rich*

and actually on second thought Tax the Rich too

Pffft, yeah sure, what hard work have either of you ever performed?

Ok big guy, you have NO IDEA how hard it is to overturn a century of scientifically proven public health policy that has delivered clear, overwhelmingly positive results with nothing but a debunked, retracted "study" and reckless fear mongering!

The device reportedly produces pulsed radio waves, which experts have long speculated as the cause of the incidents. Although the device is not entirely Russian in origin, it contains Russian components. It remains unclear how the US government learned of the existence of the device in order to purchase it.

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lol, too bad he didn't run a plane repair company