I feel like maybe these people don't really get Occam's razor...

"The simplest explanation is the best! And what could be simpler than just blaming everything on Havana Syndrome?"

"Propping up the status quo while it shits itself to death...it's kinda my thing"

Kamala Who-ris?

"Yeah, it's pretty rich seeing all these people claiming that the man WHO BEAT MEDICARE is somehow unqualified now"

I kinda wish The Internet had done that Morbius thing, where we all pretend to like something to mock it, but the suits don't get it's a joke.

In this case, popularizing the various zombie noises that Biden emitted, just to see what kind of shoe-horned attempts at a catchphrase they come up with:

"Do Trump's antics leave you gasping? old man Biden wheeze Well let's do something about that!"

He looks like a wizard whose spell backfired:

"Ugh, I was trying to turn my robes red, but I forgot they had spell-reflect on them...I don't want to talk about it. So, if you could finish snickering and we can move on with things"

Goddamnit, who gave Biden the explicitly labeled "for emergency drug test only" water instead of the "For Emergency! Drug Only" water?

"That's right! It's going well..."

"Sure it is. It's just the coming back that's causing trouble!"

DNC recreating the "Why shouldn't I keep it" scene, but with Return of the King Bilbo:

That does sound impressive, but I'll be really impressed when the AI model actually can tell me what the hell "solve all of physics" means

Also, No matter how "good" these models get, Douglas Adams has been too popular on the internet for this to ever succeed. All AIs based on data scraping will be forced to respond '42' to all inquiries of that sort.

lol, maybe using "strongly rooted in our history and culture" is not really the best metric for determining legality