Huh? Fourth of what now?
🎵But I can see you, your brown shit spraying in the sun
Can't hold nothing back, your poor ass is spawnin', baby
I can tell you, contents of your bowel are gone
After the shits of summer have come🎵
FnordPrefect
joined 5 years ago
"I sure wish I didn't live in a surveillance state!"
Monkey's Paw: *Curls one finger* 
Hey, I don't wat to say we're definitely being punished for the hubris of a hockey team in Vegas, but nine out of the ten hottest years on record are since they were created...9 years ago... 
lol, we should try to get "eRoom" to replace "Datacenter" in the vernacular 
Techbros: 
Bro! AI is going to bring about the singularity! No one can predict what incredible things will happen after that!
Meanwhile: 
It's always fun in those kinds of posts to watch all the people pile in to proudly declare they are 
to reality
We like to provide both viewpoints on topics: the obvious lies at the behest and benefit of the fascistic interests of Capital and...
...other?
Cool things to do in Berlin?.. Hmm... "Not stop there" 
Sorry for the joke answer, hope you have a fun trip 
Help! The money printer is out of ink and we already stole all the money we've printed so we can't buy any more! 
🎵And I'm proud to be an American,
where I even shit Explosively!
And I'll gladly forgive the system that gave
cyclosporiasis to me
But I don't dare STAND UP
just quite yet, and maybe the rest of the day
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this laaaand
God Bless *record scratch noise produced from his nethers*🎵 it! Oh fuck not again!
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: Semiquincentennialcyclosporiasis
lol, the "rapper" that movie used for a flash-in-the-pan music number just got hired for Trump's shindig 
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Lefties? Just the opposite 
one good shot directly to the vein
Charlie Rain, and now look at how his neck is sprayin'
Charlie Rain, establishment is thoughts and prayin'
Charlie Rain, and bullshit libs demand you express pain
Charlie Rain, while all cool folks are out here celebratin'
Charlie Rain, his tiny face burnin' in Hell with Satan
etc. 
In remembrance of the last day before 'Murica was inflicted on the planet 
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Finally! Something to chase my Dorito's vodka (link is just to store page for proof of existence, if you don't want to give them traffic)