FnordPrefect

joined 5 years ago
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 6 points 4 hours ago

Why is that mean man beating up Santa? And so close to Christmas too cri

lol jk, this is excellent doggirl-thumbsup

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 17 points 9 hours ago

i-told-you-dog I warned you about socialism, Dog! Back under DeBlasio a single rat got a whole slice of pizza, now they have to fight over half a bagel!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 9 points 9 hours ago

Well, except the one pete-eat

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 11 points 11 hours ago

Aw, we're sorry. We can't give the task bar basic functionality a small subset of you actually want. We're wayyy too busy pumping it chock full of all sorts of "advanced" functionality everyone hates!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

Maybe I'm projecting, but Pooh Bear looks really resigned/disappointed

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

kelly Linked(Epste)in

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 40 points 1 day ago

porky-happy "Ohh nooo...look at all of these workers that keep maliciously infiltrating us without us knowing about it...I guess we better cut them off without paying them for any of their work... shrug-outta-hecks"

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 61 points 1 day ago (2 children)

the-democrat You wouldn't understand...we have to cave to every request for increased military funding. Otherwise we'll look feckless and weak!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

very-smart Hmm, it seems the voters hated our support for Israel, support for war, ignoring climate change, not fighting for healthcare...oh-oh no...

*Reviews all the Dem actions taken since the election* side-eye-1 side-eye-2

the-democrat Uh, can't share this, too, uh, distracting?

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Bwaaa Trump's Kennedy's Center

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Oh hey, just in time for the 10th quarter quell! distress

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

🎵All I want for Christmas is Uuuu ooo U.S.S.R. baby🎵

 

Lefties? Just the opposite susie-nudge

 

one good shot directly to the vein
Charlie Rain, and now look at how his neck is sprayin'

Charlie Rain, establishment is thoughts and prayin'
Charlie Rain, and bullshit libs demand you express pain

Charlie Rain, while all cool folks are out here celebratin'
Charlie Rain, his tiny face burnin' in Hell with Satan

etc. dubois-dance

 

In remembrance of the last day before 'Murica was inflicted on the planet catgirl-salute

 
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