FnordPrefect

joined 5 years ago
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 25 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

sweat Phew, that was close! Someone decent and competent might just be able to keep this shithole from collapsing utterly. Good to know we have nothing to worry about

Also, unrelated and outdated but I'm re-reading GoT and Newsom gives really strong Roose Bolton vibes: He matches the book description way better than the person they used in the show

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 22 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

pronounjak-rage "China, once again proving that they can't innovate, only immitate"

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 10 points 12 hours ago

trump-who-must-go "Ick a, what? Icarus? What's that, some kind of gross dinosaur?"

also, I think his meme is more accurate if you take it to mean the destruction of Amerikkka

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago

collusion "Yeah! If we lose all that AIPAC money, we're not gonna be able to afford shit!"

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

porky-happy To demonstrate our patriotism in these tumultuous times in the Middle East, we're proud to announce MAGA Class Tickets!

doggirl-hi MAGA Class? What's that?

porky-happy Well, everything is exactly the same as our current lowest tier tickets: except you get to bring your own jet fuel. And if you want to pay an additional $75 upcharge you can be part of MAGA Plus+, which is the same thing but you need to bring enough fuel for the business class passengers too.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

lol, even calling it 'boomeranging' is too generous. More like:

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

Seriously, those notes read like a someone doing a joke apology note from their dog that ran off or something:

because I see myself lowered in your eyes and good opinion. That is the fear you see, because I never want to bring you anything but joy. etc. etc.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

porky-happy "Really leveraging their deep institutional knowledge of cartoon villainy. Good for them!"

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago (2 children)

🎵Welcome to The Jungle, we got false health claims
We got everything you want, honey, except for vaccines
We are the people that infect whatever you may eat
We've got all the money, honey, you've got the disease🎵

 

Huh? Fourth of what now?

 

lol, the "rapper" that movie used for a flash-in-the-pan music number just got hired for Trump's shindig amerikkka-clap

 

stonks-down

 
 

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Lefties? Just the opposite susie-nudge

 

one good shot directly to the vein
Charlie Rain, and now look at how his neck is sprayin'

Charlie Rain, establishment is thoughts and prayin'
Charlie Rain, and bullshit libs demand you express pain

Charlie Rain, while all cool folks are out here celebratin'
Charlie Rain, his tiny face burnin' in Hell with Satan

etc. dubois-dance

 

In remembrance of the last day before 'Murica was inflicted on the planet catgirl-salute

 
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