FnordPrefect

lol, it's so bad it almost wraps around to profound satirical statement:

Everything he says is the opposite of history/actual events. You can tell since the song repeats itself (a lot) and rarely (never?) rhymes

Hey Mister Vance! I just heard Xi say that he really hates getting kicked in the nads! Sooo, y'know, maybe lean into that too

Reimagining the improv scene from Home Movies

"Why are roving etc. ?"

"Indistinct mass of shouted correct answers, and hurled insults"

*Tugs collar nervously* "Uh...OK...I'm pretty sure I heard 'Lack of Funding'!"

My ~~girlfriend~~ victim of communist oppression lives in Canada. You wouldn't know her

I don't really believe this but: Making a partisan slap-fight to distract from the fact that the entire establishment is on the same pro-pedo side in this shit

Go for the Gabagool-d!

Seems like a fun time to share one of my favorite etymolgies

robot(n.)

1923, "mechanical person," also "person whose work or activities are entirely mechanical," from the English translation of the 1920 play "R.U.R." ("Rossum's Universal Robots") by Karel Capek (1890-1938), from Czech robotnik "forced worker," from robota "forced labor, compulsory service, drudgery,"

Hell yeah, Waluigi leading the glorious revolution to liberate the Mushroom Kingdom. On bike no less!

I guess I can see an argument that this will be the thing that convinces them just how completely above the law/accountability they are and they just start openly hunting people for sport from their helicopters or somesuch.

But otherwise, no. No I will not.

for the most part

but I have to say the Steven Universe render of Fred from Scooby Doo with a Molotov cocktail seems like it has good emoji potential:

Damn, the villain from Ferngully really is a little too accurate rendering of Grok. His big musical number is Toxic Love for crying out loud

Plotting 's Kubler Ross stages by emoji choice:
1.🤣
2.😡
3.🤑
4.😔
5. TBD

Congrats on reaching depression, I hope you never get past it