FnordPrefect

joined 5 years ago
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 23 points 4 hours ago

billdawg Oh no, please don't subject me to a closed door hearing! Have mercy! ANYTHING but a closed door hearing! And now you're inviting my wife? You fiends!

the-republican Hahaha. So, he doesn't want a closed door hearing with his wife invited, eh? We'll show him!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 12 points 23 hours ago

“If the accusation of something is going to be the litmus for someone being able to continue to serve in the House, a lot of people would have to resign or be removed or expelled from Congress,” Johnson said.

I am getting real tired of these ghouls using the 'Naruto running into area51' logic for why they can't be accountable for their awful shit doomjak

 

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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

grillman And that's the only kind of "congress" I want Trump to care about!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

🎵 In the Navy
You can sail the 7 seas!

In the Navy
You can drown in your feces!🎵

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

die-motherfucker Muwhahaha! YOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS! That which is dead can NEVER die!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

Truly a military made in the image of its leader freedom-and-democracy

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dude walked in to the plastic surgeon and said, "Give me the full Twilight!"

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

Attention President Trump, this is the 633rd "isn't there someone you forgot to ask" meme (referring to myself of course) I have sent you. Please do not ignore or I will be forced to send you a 634th "isn't there someone you forgot to ask" meme.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

During the 1950s, the candle salad was associated with children, and recipes were published in cookbooks written for a young audience.

yikes-1yikes-2yikes-3

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 38 points 4 days ago

kelly Cruise-Sade

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

the-republican Wargames have shown that we're going to get our asses completely handed to us if we go to war with China. We need to make our Armed Forces more competitive!

porky-happy Say no more!

 
 

Lefties? Just the opposite susie-nudge

 

one good shot directly to the vein
Charlie Rain, and now look at how his neck is sprayin'

Charlie Rain, establishment is thoughts and prayin'
Charlie Rain, and bullshit libs demand you express pain

Charlie Rain, while all cool folks are out here celebratin'
Charlie Rain, his tiny face burnin' in Hell with Satan

etc. dubois-dance

 

In remembrance of the last day before 'Murica was inflicted on the planet catgirl-salute

 
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