overview for FnordPrefect

Lauren Boebert leaked this photo of Hillary Clinton at the closed-door Epstein hearing in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 23 points 4 hours ago

billdawg Oh no, please don't subject me to a closed door hearing! Have mercy! ANYTHING but a closed door hearing! And now you're inviting my wife? You fiends!

the-republican Hahaha. So, he doesn't want a closed door hearing with his wife invited, eh? We'll show him!

[CW SOMONE TAKING THEIR LIFE/SA TOO I THINK] Texas Rep. Gonzales resists calls to resign over allegations of an affair with an ex-staffer in c/news@hexbear.net

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 12 points 23 hours ago

“If the accusation of something is going to be the litmus for someone being able to continue to serve in the House, a lot of people would have to resign or be removed or expelled from Congress,” Johnson said.

I am getting real tired of these ghouls using the 'Naruto running into area51' logic for why they can't be accountable for their awful shit doomjak

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I'm a chimaxxer follow this one easy step to make your chi fucking huge (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 day ago by FnordPrefect@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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I'm excited tonight is a special night, my wife will sleep with me if Trump's speech bumps him up in the polls, so VROS, PLEASE pray for the president that god may bless him and I get sexed. in c/badposting@hexbear.net

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

grillman And that's the only kind of "congress" I want Trump to care about!

👏tip👏the👏 police👏 in c/badposting@hexbear.net

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"What you do is put your shoulder into them, and then you push!"

(cw: giant pool of shit) Footage from the USS Gerald Ford's bathrooms, where 80% of the toilets are now completely stuck. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

🎵 In the Navy
You can sail the 7 seas!

In the Navy
You can drown in your feces!🎵

Kissenger? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

die-motherfucker Muwhahaha! YOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS! That which is dead can NEVER die!

trying to beat 'Kelly' to the punch on this one in c/memes@hexbear.net

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

Truly a military made in the image of its leader freedom-and-democracy

CW: Body shaming in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dude walked in to the plastic surgeon and said, "Give me the full Twilight!"

Man the senate parliamentarian has got to be right pissed in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

Attention President Trump, this is the 633rd "isn't there someone you forgot to ask" meme (referring to myself of course) I have sent you. Please do not ignore or I will be forced to send you a 634th "isn't there someone you forgot to ask" meme.

(cw: mayonnaise) Candle salad in c/food@hexbear.net

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

During the 1950s, the candle salad was associated with children, and recipes were published in cookbooks written for a young audience.

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Trump: I am sending a great hospital boat to Greenland to take care of the many sick people. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 38 points 4 days ago

kelly Cruise-Sade

Army warrant officers will ‘bid’ against each other for their next bonus in c/news@hexbear.net

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

the-republican Wargames have shown that we're going to get our asses completely handed to us if we go to war with China. We need to make our Armed Forces more competitive!