I warned you about socialism, Dog! Back under DeBlasio a single rat got a whole slice of pizza, now they have to fight over half a bagel!
FnordPrefect
Well, except the one 
Aw, we're sorry. We can't give the task bar basic functionality a small subset of you actually want. We're wayyy too busy pumping it chock full of all sorts of "advanced" functionality everyone hates!
Maybe I'm projecting, but Pooh Bear looks really resigned/disappointed
Linked(Epste)in
"Ohh nooo...look at all of these workers that keep maliciously infiltrating us without us knowing about it...I guess we better cut them off without paying them for any of their work...
"
You wouldn't understand...we have to cave to every request for increased military funding. Otherwise we'll look feckless and weak!
Hmm, it seems the voters hated our support for Israel, support for war, ignoring climate change, not fighting for healthcare...oh-oh no...
*Reviews all the Dem actions taken since the election*

Uh, can't share this, too, uh, distracting?
Trump's Kennedy's Center
Oh hey, just in time for the 10th quarter quell! 
🎵All I want for Christmas is Uuuu ooo U.S.S.R. baby🎵



Why is that mean man beating up Santa? And so close to Christmas too
lol jk, this is excellent