FnordPrefect

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I'm a chimaxxer follow this one easy step to make your chi fucking huge (hexbear.net)
 

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I'm excited tonight is a special night, my wife will sleep with me if Trump's speech bumps him up in the polls, so VROS, PLEASE pray for the president that god may bless him and I get sexed. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 6 points 23 hours ago

grillman And that's the only kind of "congress" I want Trump to care about!

πŸ‘tipπŸ‘theπŸ‘ policeπŸ‘ in c/badposting@hexbear.net
(cw: giant pool of shit) Footage from the USS Gerald Ford's bathrooms, where 80% of the toilets are now completely stuck. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

🎡 In the Navy
You can sail the 7 seas!

In the Navy
You can drown in your feces!🎡

Kissenger? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

die-motherfucker Muwhahaha! YOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS! That which is dead can NEVER die!

trying to beat 'Kelly' to the punch on this one in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Truly a military made in the image of its leader freedom-and-democracy

CW: Body shaming in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dude walked in to the plastic surgeon and said, "Give me the full Twilight!"

Man the senate parliamentarian has got to be right pissed in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Attention President Trump, this is the 633rd "isn't there someone you forgot to ask" meme (referring to myself of course) I have sent you. Please do not ignore or I will be forced to send you a 634th "isn't there someone you forgot to ask" meme.

(cw: mayonnaise) Candle salad in c/food@hexbear.net
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

During the 1950s, the candle salad was associated with children, and recipes were published in cookbooks written for a young audience.

yikes-1yikes-2yikes-3

Trump: I am sending a great hospital boat to Greenland to take care of the many sick people. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
Army warrant officers will β€˜bid’ against each other for their next bonus in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

the-republican Wargames have shown that we're going to get our asses completely handed to us if we go to war with China. We need to make our Armed Forces more competitive!

porky-happy Say no more!

Age is just a cyber digit. in c/technology@hexbear.net
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeeaahh, given the collective non-response to the Epstein files I suspect kids would be a lot safer if they weren't flagged as minors doomjak

Trump announces new 10% global tariff as he hits out at 'deeply disappointing' Supreme Court ruling in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago

In a press conference after the decision was released, Trump said he planned to impose a new 10% global tariff under a never-used law known as Section 122, which gives him the power to put in place tariffs up to 15% for 150 days (at which point Congress must step in).

Every. Damn. Time.

Can never do good things because of some arcane procedural rule (I know I know, it's 'cause they don't really want to anyway). Can always do bad things because some made-it-the-fuck-up law

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Bad (Dudes) posting (hexbear.net)
 
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Right-wingers celebrate Charlie Kirk because he got college students (hexbear.net)
 

Lefties? Just the opposite susie-nudge

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🎢 Charlie Rain 🎢 (hexbear.net)
 

one good shot directly to the vein
Charlie Rain, and now look at how his neck is sprayin'

Charlie Rain, establishment is thoughts and prayin'
Charlie Rain, and bullshit libs demand you express pain

Charlie Rain, while all cool folks are out here celebratin'
Charlie Rain, his tiny face burnin' in Hell with Satan

etc. dubois-dance

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Bit idea: celebrate the 3rd of July (hexbear.net)
 

In remembrance of the last day before 'Murica was inflicted on the planet catgirl-salute

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That time of year again (hexbear.net)
 
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