FnordPrefect

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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago

Asmongold launches his "Scientifically proven" Mate Attractor XL line of men's wear

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago

"The sensation you're feeling is the Pimpening."

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 5 points 6 hours ago

kril-drained Obviously there are variables at play, but does anyone know how much energy production $700million of solar panels in the desert somewhere would generate?

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 11 points 10 hours ago

only-throw No Liberty! Only Justice!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

cap-think ...

eco-porky I am now pleased to announce our very latest natural womb matrix vibrator: The Chakra Shocka (don't worry it's a good shock). It comes equipped with seven sockets which can hold our proprietary Feeling Crystals™ like the Infinity Gauntlet!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago

You know, considering The Punisher's whole shtick is killing people who deserve it, and wouldn't face consequences otherwise: this branding is actually pretty on point thinking-about-it

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

eco-porky Ah yes, this is a very real, and very concerning issue! Which is why I'm pleased to offer my specialty line of natural womb matrix vibrators that oscillate at a magnetically healing 528hz!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

"We recognize that risk is inherent to technology development and innovation, ​viewing it as a critical learning process essential to fulfilling our Department's mandate to embrace risk, break things, and deliver capabilities at speed and scale."

porky-happy Hey, two outta three ain't bad!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

smuglord Of course, USA never collaborated with Nazis. By the time things like Operation Paperclip and Gladio rolled around the Third Reich was already over so all the people they worked with weren't Nazis anymore!

 

lol, the "rapper" that movie used for a flash-in-the-pan music number just got hired for Trump's shindig amerikkka-clap

 

stonks-down

 
 

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Lefties? Just the opposite susie-nudge

 

one good shot directly to the vein
Charlie Rain, and now look at how his neck is sprayin'

Charlie Rain, establishment is thoughts and prayin'
Charlie Rain, and bullshit libs demand you express pain

Charlie Rain, while all cool folks are out here celebratin'
Charlie Rain, his tiny face burnin' in Hell with Satan

etc. dubois-dance

 

In remembrance of the last day before 'Murica was inflicted on the planet catgirl-salute

 
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