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[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

If this is real, it seems like they made the deliberate choice to keep his mask on, because it is better for these kids to see Charles Entertainment Cheese getting arrested than finding out he isn't actually a rat that runs a pizza/arcade

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

Florida keeping it classy ruining a small child's birthday party to arrest the mascot.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Contract killer. Mafia hitman. They finally found the ice cream truck full of bodies Charles had stashed in the quarry upstate. Although bloated from being submerged for several days police were able to get dental records and we have positive matches on two of the missing Fry Kids as well as Mayor McCheese. An oil drum thought to contain both Dave and Wendy Thomas was also recovered but officials are waiting on DNA analysis. This is a somber victory for the three families of the Battle Toads, who have long since maintained Mr. Cheese's involvement in the trio's disappearance several decades ago.

We go live now to Cindy at City Hall

[–] semioticbreakdown@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

Is Grimace OK???

[–] miz@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

Chuck E. Cheese: where a kid can be ~~a kid~~ effectively introduced to the fascist police state for their 6th birthday

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

counterfeit tickets

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Risk E. Rat used a slur when referring to a customer and her children

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Green Cheese Card. Paid taxes. No criminal report. Just clocking in when a customer heard an accent and called 911 who notified ICE.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

The tragic tale of Carlos Entretenimiento Queso. 😞

[–] webp@mander.xyz 5 points 4 days ago

He always comes back

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

Chuck E. Cheese. Where a kid can be a suspect.