Serving a pizza? A succulent cardboard pizza?
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Contract killer. Mafia hitman. They finally found the ice cream truck full of bodies Charles had stashed in the quarry upstate. Although bloated from being submerged for several days police were able to get dental records and we have positive matches on two of the missing Fry Kids as well as Mayor McCheese. An oil drum thought to contain both Dave and Wendy Thomas was also recovered but officials are waiting on DNA analysis. This is a somber victory for the three families of the Battle Toads, who have long since maintained Mr. Cheese's involvement in the trio's disappearance several decades ago.
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