2 of the most famous protagonists in gaming are silent: Link from Zelda and Gordon from Half Life.
Guess we’re woke and gay in Hyrule and Black Mesa
2 of the most famous protagonists in gaming are silent: Link from Zelda and Gordon from Half Life.
Guess we’re woke and gay in Hyrule and Black Mesa
I was almost a Jill sandwich once upon a time
Every time he falls down it’s god trying to throw the entire planet at him
It would be funny if he was driving a giant cock and his name was Mike Dutankis
YoU WoUlDnT dOwNlOaD a CoMpUtER
Craning my neck over my computer so it can scan the chip implanted in my neck but my bosses’s shock collar keeps getting in the way
He’s had so much work and he looks so off putting. There’s a book called Neverwhere by a guy who is a sex criminal so fuck that but it did have something that always struck with me. It has a bit where it describes a man in a suit but it was wrong, like it had been made by a tailor who had had the idea of a suit explained to them, but had never seen a suit before. Elon is like that. He’s like a human if you made them based on a second hand description.
With long spindly fingers like spider legs
Or are those just mine
Rupert Murdock did a stone cold stunner to the American intellect, these are just aftershocks
I can’t decide if I like “Kegsbreath” or if it’s just too much, and Kegseth is sufficient
Wow they really gave him Bibi’s hair straight up
It’s some very bad shit. He’s not a redeemable character in my eyes. Like, put him in the plastic magneto jail.
Edit: I loved his books too, it sucks