I mean going to the moon in more ways than one am I right boys, gals and enbies 
Meet my girlfriend, the computer in my vape that pretends to be a horny minotaur and pays me spongebob money when I get high
this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2026
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ok thats it, im ready. tie me to a nuclear bomb and drop me over tel aviv.
If you'd like to speak with someone about that, I have a cognitive behavioural therapy vape as well. It pays you 3 spongebobs per weed.
Okay but sucking on my horny millenial minotaur gf sounds like a great time
Reading these words in that order has activated an additional 2% of my brain
It's not just a vape -- it's a grift
There's a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart that you can't take part! You can't even passively take part! And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus -- and you've got to make it stop! And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it -- that unless you're free the machine will be prevented from working at all!!
—Mario Savio (the FBI harassed and wiretapped him for the rest of his life for this speech)
It’s such a great speech. It’s also one of my favorite music samples of all time. Wretches and Kings goes hard
No where does this explain how smackin' the za gets you crypto. The grifts dont even pretend to work anymore.
You mock it as a Luddite, but I'm getting with the future. By 2028 vaping will be the only job left.
There’s an insane South Korean animated move called Aachi and Ssipak I watched like 15 years ago where people are given super addictive popsicles for pooping. I imagine this works somehow like that.
come on man... pop already....
Now imagine that every device actually pays you in bitcoin and other financial rewards, creating a revenue stream that's actively managed, deployed, and optimized by AI. That's Gudtrip. The world's first user-powered brand network built at the intersection of cannabis culture, crypto ownership, and AI leverage.
Turns out you can just say words. Any words that sound good or cool you can just say them together. Who gives a fuck about meaning anymore lmao
Every inhale syncs with your phone and earns bitcoin and Gudtrip points in real time.
This reminds me of that nicotine vape that was posted here a while ago which had unlockable "skins" for the vape because it had a whole ass fucking screen on it. Gamifying drugs feels like a bad direction to be heading.
we already druggified games, now check out gamified drugs
I remember when the drug was the drug
healthcare pls
This is just the Marlboro points system but worse because you don't get a really cool jacket or a nice duffelbag
I'm waiting for the agentic toilet bowl that allows me earn some HEX tokens every time I gotta squeeze one out.
Agentic cockring to finally reward poop on balls moments
I'd be rich
I'm sorry, but you have to be a complete moron to buy this
So we could be rich is what you're saying
Have you met people in this demographic
Imagine the exhilaration of convincing someone to invest in this.
seems to me like thinking about your finances before you get high would kind of ruin your high wouldn't it
My Ripperdoc tried to sell me one of these
at least Vic would say it's bullshit
well alright, that's the silliest thing i've seen in a minute
This isn’t “weed is just a plant” anymore
and yet if you suggested banning such a thing you'd receive a dozen comments explaining that that would only make it more popular and lead to more kids using it, actually, if you think about it.
If it helps people quit smoking tobacco and its less harmful then it shouldn't be banned.