People's Republic of Malaysia
bananon
There’s an insane South Korean animated move called Aachi and Ssipak I watched like 15 years ago where people are given super addictive popsicles for pooping. I imagine this works somehow like that.
Two of my friends work in education, one in k-12 and the other at a university. Just today, the k-12 teacher says one of their highschool students misspelled “nothing” as nutting. Likewise, the university teacher was grading an introductory chemistry test, and multiple students did not realize a question asking them to use a pipette to measure a mystery liquid was a practical question where you literally use the pipette in front of you. They guessed random numbers.
Wtf I always thought it was like a
or 
Don’t worry, there’s probably a tiny ethnolinguistic region of China with an accent that sounds exactly like you’re saying it
$10,000 bolt? fraud
~~chrome tanned leather~~
Lithium tanned leather
At first I was very confused as to what kind of law a roach would practice
I never realized it before, but Tank Girl's
"Charlie Don't Surf" reference to Apocalypse Now has a way different implication post-Kirkening.
I have an story idea for a post-collapse USA with deseret as one of the regional states, not because the Mormons are powerful, but because we have so royally fucked over the ecology of the desert that it functions as a badlands, and the future mormons function as nomadic marauders.


Claudia’s
power pose