humans of CIA
this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2026
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This an ad for Hexbear?
We're FBI
The best limited hangout
I don't think of myself as bureau material. Maybe more of a credenza.
What the fuck is this?
Probably ads they pay for to run in other countries
it's probably ads fishing for intel. the first one reads "safe contact with CIA" in persian.
The really want other humons that speak other languages because that helps when we decide to overthrow their democratically elected government and install a US puppet.
lol i remember when i first made these. one of the lines was like "I am a cisgender millenial with imposter syndrome" it felt like an endzone dance
when THEY first made these i am not in the cia prommy
too late
Made?
mf just casually admitted to making videos for the CIA 
lol
"humans" of CIA
HU-MANS! extremely normal way to refer to people and it does not raise any questions about our agents' humanity that is not already answered by my t-shirt.
I am humam.
Is this where the agent that was the black woman with imposter syndrome and anxiety came from?
Classic dum dum video
See the CIA takes a three pronged attack strategy. Subliminal, liminal, and superliminal. This is the superliminal.
what about antiliminal
That's why they created hexbear
My "human of CIA" label is raising a lot of questions already answered by my label
Oh right, I forgot chuds hate Humans of NY, doesn't surprise me the US government did this shitty cheap copy lmao
I remember under 
the CIA put out a much creepier youtube vid mostly spliced together old timy cartoons that was all about how they're always watching everyone everywhere
Eyyyy what the fuck is up my name is lupe Moreno and I work at the CIA