thefunkycomitatus

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[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 15 points 12 hours ago

Wait until she learns about Los Angeles and the policing there.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It would be interesting if they could get a significant anti-Trump, but still MAGA, movement going in time for 2028, only to see Trump's 3rd term vs neo-MAGA vs whatever the fuck corporate Zone of Interest shit Dems are cooking up. Probably the worst election of our lifetime (so far). It would be an opportunity to let Trump eat the sin cakes while setting up something a little more stable for the future. Kind of like how the MCU started casting younger leads after Endgame so they wouldn't age out of future movies. Also like the MCU it will be something nobody really likes but they keep watching for a Trump cameo in 2038. We will go back to two highly unpopular parties with no real energy until they can convince Gen X to vote for Collarbone or whatever that dipshit's name is.

I reinstalled New Vegas and played it for the first time in probably 14 or so years. I was never was into traditional role playing games like D&D, Cyberpunk, etc. I mean I know it's kinda obvious that rpg videogames are computer versions of the analog thing, but I was never exposed to the analog thing. I had no frame or reference for why the game was set up that way. More recently I watched people playing traditional RPG games and it all clicked. I now realize that Ron Perlman's narration is basically just what the DM would say before your campaign. It's kind of endearing how Obsidian didn't try to abstract every mechanic just because it's a computer game. Modern games are so heavy on the abstraction.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

girls FTW!

I'm sorry Lenin, just this once...

One of the most pathetic things is these are 60 and 70 year old men (including Bannon in this) who are treating tech wonderkin as their fountain of youth. This is exactly what Musk does too. The proletariat version of this is dirtbag hot couch guys who are in their 30s and hang out at high school parties. Except the poors are much better at policing that shit.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 57 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Given more access to power...as if power isn't actively bargained for by these liberals. Nope they just gave Chomsky the pedophile wealth power like a fucking Green Lantern ring. The fucker just got done talking about how it's all about reciprocity. Can't even be consistent in their own narrative.

Also why weren't tankies given more power in this arrangement? Maybe there is a clue. Because tankies don't seek power by cuddling up to billionaire pedophiles nor enter into reciprocal exchanges of favors with them.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

All the people in charge of heatlhcare are invested in unregulated supplements. The entire Trump dismantling of health (and the oppositions reluctance to undo it) can all be traced to the supplement and sports nutrition boom. Alex Jones walked with his lead-based brain supplements so Rogan and the others could run.

They can't have science based medicine because that limits the range of correct answers and therefore useful products. The biotech market gets saturated and returns fall dramatically. They have to create asymmetry in the market in order to have an edge in investments. If you open up the range of correct answers then you can develop products that aren't drugs. You can mix some turmeric and ginseng in your garage and sell it as a cure. That lower barrier to entry creates the asymmetry because the people stuck building multi-million dollar labs to make actual cures are now left behind. The supplement market explodes and grows rapidly, as we've seen since covid.

Speaking of covid, what a windfall for these people. Liberals failed to act, this created mistrust and anger, the cranks take advantage of that anger and get people to latch on to anti-establishment medicine. Nobody trusts their doctor. Instead of a doctor you just pay $400 a month to get any prescription you want. Supplements are shilled on every form of internet media as a cheaper and more natural alternative to prescriptions. Nobody has healthcare anyways so why not buy lion's mane at a 500% markup? What a mess.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well that stand off lasted 6-8 hours.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hexbear: home of challenge pissing. That's right challenge pissing. How does it work? If you can piss six feet into the air straight up and not get wet you get your own sticky.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I hear there is an after-credits scene where Barbara Bush shows up to Melania's fashion show.

No, that's over now. It's too woke and the Dem leadership is now like Bill Maher. They're afraid of losing young white men so they're going to make sure those stormtroopers stay pale. More Graham Platners, fewer DEI hires.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Hey the opposition is executing people in broad daylight but don't get too excited, we're going to do that too. However you should vote for us because we're going to make sure to fill out the correct forms for public executions and we'll give the ICE agent that shoots your cousin a free subscription to betterhelp

 

The guy who did Clone Wars, the Boook of Boba Fett, and other memberberries StarWars media is rumored to have disliked Andor. He's also the guy taking over as co-president of LucasFilm after the evil SJW woman stepped down.

And Kennedy did give Gilroy the go-ahead for “Andor,” a series that charts the title character in the run-up to the events of “Rogue One” that saw star Diego Luna return. The series, a stark spy thriller about how tyranny takes root, is unquestionably the greatest creative triumph of the Kennedy era. It was also, according to an individual who worked inside Lucasfilm, a series that Filoni disliked. A Lucasfilm spokesperson denied this as inaccurate.

When we were talking about The Last Jedi a week or two ago, I said that after TLJ, "they" would make sure nobody ever challenges Star Wars fans with new ideas again. This just kind of cements it.

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Michelle Gomez is so funny

 

New episode drops in a few hours (9PM EST) for the western hemisphere. It drops tomorrow (2AM GMT) for everyone else. Share your thoughts on the show, theories, and grievances.

Episode description: "Carol's new approach to The Others yields unexpected revelations; Manousos finds himself in strange territory upon regaining consciousness."

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Episode drops in a few hours (9pm EST) if you're in the western hemisphere. It drops tomorrow at 2am GMT elsewhere.

Episode description: Manousos begins a dangerous trek to meet Carol. Returning home from Las Vegas, Carol gets creative with her rebellion.

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Episode releases tonight (Dec 4) at 9pm EST.

Episode Description: "Carol shares a horrific discovery and learns new truths in the process. Mr. Diabaté lives life to the fullest in Sin City."

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What if they were awake this whole time but couldn't tell the difference? I think mods should sell their father's modding fortune to a Japanese business man. Or, more accurately, they think they should do that.

 
  1. Be cool

  2. You don't want to live on the compound

  3. Always take the Interior Minister position

  4. Never give up your nukes

  5. You can pronounce a name in any way you want

  6. Don't delete the dick pic

  7. If someone with a gun enters your car, they're gonna kill you

  8. If someone tells you they're not going to kill you, they're calming you down to kill you later

  9. Never release political prisoners to placate the protesters

  10. Never let the opposition delay elections

  11. If you're going to join a cult, leave the kids at home

  12. Create your own private police force

  13. Always pay your mercenaries

  14. If someone starts to get into German runes, drop them

  15. Always get it in writing

  16. Never put it in writing

  17. You never have to answer the question you're asked

  18. Never trust a South American with a German name

  19. Never move anywhere for a religion

  20. Always disavow

  21. You want your situation to be precedented

  22. Elections should only be done by paper ballots hand counted in public

  23. Never get in a helicopter (or small plane)

  24. If you get fired, just continue to show up

  25. Always check the medicine cabinets

  26. When someone asks you a question that you don't want to answer, you can just say "it's for legal reasons," or "I signed an NDA"

  27. NDAs are fake

  28. The coalition always fractures

  29. If you're funny, you can say anything

  30. If someone's trying to get you to commit a crime, they're FBI

  31. Never become an FBI informant

  32. If you do become an FBI informant, record everything

  33. Never record any kind of meeting, unless it's with the police

  34. Never talk to cops without a lawyer

  35. If someone always has a new hat, they've got something to hide

  36. Always keep your dollars in money

  37. The world is run on groupchats

  38. You should not be in a groupchat

  39. Never say anything on the in-office communique

  40. If you're pushing through a land reform program on behalf of the peasantry, do it really quickly and without telling anyone first

  41. Never trust a Cuban exile in the greater DFW metropolitan area

  42. If you keep gambling you'll eventually win

  43. Don't fuck your roommate

  44. Keep your hand on the gun the whole time

  45. Don't associate yourself with acts of terror

  46. Don't ever implicate yourself in any kind of child abuse and/or cannibalism case

  47. Don't let anyone take your passport

  48. Always shoot first

  49. Read the room

  50. Never let a woman see you play video games

  51. Do not invite the journalist to the party

  52. Don't talk to journalists, ever

  53. Don't ever host a party

  54. If you're taken hostage, decide whether it'll be more lucrative to join the kidnappers or to continue as a hostage and sell your story rights later

  55. If Congress calls you to testify, you don't have to go

  56. Always secure the water rights

  57. Know who your guys are and always take care of them

  58. If, in a contentious interim mayoral race, a surprise "caretaker" candidate promises not to run again, don't believe them

  59. Once a year go through your underwear & throw out what you don't like

  60. Learn the art of distraction

  61. Don't talk about the coup in public

  62. Don't smoke marijuana out of a pen, smoke it out of a pipe or a bong

  63. Get a better lawyer (preferably a former prosecutor)

  64. Always pay your taxes

  65. Never deal with an explosives expert

  66. If you ever hear the word safe haven, someone's trying to bullshit you

  67. If a photographer gives you a funny prop, don't use it in a photo shoot

  68. When you pick up a hitchhiker, point a gun at them the whole time

  69. First thing you do when you have a coup, get on the radio

  70. If you sentence a guy to death, shoot him the next day

  71. Never overexplain when yes or no suffices

  72. If you are involved in any kind of arrangement with multiple Maurizios, it's gonna turn out badly for you

  73. Never go into the sewers unless you're a sewer guy

  74. Always throw the fight and take the money

  75. Get a small circle of advisors

  76. Before protesting, pause and ask if you're hungry, angry, lonely, or tired

  77. If you are a renowned author, you need a bunker

  78. If you have weapons of mass destruction, never decommission

  79. As a journalist, the best question to ask is, "why does chaos reign now?"

  80. If you're no longer allowed to use the bank, don't use someone else's account, unbank yourself

  81. Anytime the FBI foils anything, it's fake

  82. If your money's in something with 3 initials (i.e. FBI pension fund), take it out

  83. Everybody snitches

  84. If you get busted, serve your time, don't bring all your friends into it

  85. Never go to a second location

  86. Always balance your ratio of officers to enlisted

  87. Don't use the presidential credit card to pay off gangs or make suspicious payments to places that might not otherwise receive it

  88. Nothing is a gain until it's realized

  89. Don't let your gains be reversed

  90. Never invest in anything that has a name that has to do with the moon

  91. When bad news comes out, the first line of defense is that it's fake. Second, you were hacked. Third, it's all farce. Fourth, notes app apology.

  92. Don't go to the sperm bank if it's in the guy's basement

  93. Don't be the guy who has the uranium

  94. Always make your letter non-binding

  95. Everything you say to a journalist is on the record

  96. Everyone in the crypto space is always lying

  97. Don't leak your balance sheet

  98. Never lock yourself in something

  99. Don't be a creep

  100. Always stay on message for yourself

 
 

Can't wait to check on the health and well-being of my favorite secretary of state, Henry Kissinger.

 

I'm building a portfolio so I can try to get a job doing environment art. I have a little bit of an idea how the art-end of game dev works. However I can't help but to think about what games I would make if I was a project director or lead designer. What are your game ideas? They can be as unrealistic or realistic as you like. Big or small.

Mine:

I want to do an immersive sim with retro graphics and homage Deus Ex, Systemshock, and even VTMB (in terms of atmosphere). A grungy cyberpunk game where it's night all the time. I want to bring in TrueAnon type conspiracy stuff to replace the more reactionary elements of DE. Large semi-open world environments set in various locations. The PNW or NoCal for rural forested areas inhabited by militias. Suburban areas with a retrofuturistic 90s vibe. Large high-tech dirty cities. The good gameplay qualites of Deus Ex but updated and with QoL improvements. Though I would probably get rid of the squeenix quest marker and hand-holdy stuff. Make the player have to talk to NPCs and look around to figure things out. I would keep the graphical fidelity comparable, but ramp up the size and amount of stuff in the game. Environments would be full of vignettes and minigames. Make it so that not playing the story is rewarding and fulfilling too.

Another one is a spiritual sequel to San Andreas. Set it in CA, NV, OR, and WA. Set in the mid 90s instead of early 90s. A single open-world. Absolute tons of mini games and side-shit to do. Bring in skateboarding and the real BMX gameplay that never made it into SA. Improve the gang recruitment and territory system. Create real factions between the police, gangs, and feds. Increase dating mechanics. Tons of weapons. More B&E mini-games. Drug selling sim that you can actually scale up and make a business out of. Probably simulate some kind of economy in the game. Deep character customization. Tons of vehicles. Heists. Casinos. Casino management. Street racing. Car customization. Improved tagging. Just tons of content. Again, I would keep the graphics roughly the same, just include more stuff.

I need a city sim/logistics sim game but set in world with a centrally planned economy. The city sim stuff would focus on urbanization and good city planning. The logistics stuff would supplement that and lend restrictions to what you can or can't do. Like cash would in a traditional city sim. Not only would you be responsible for your sims and their city, but you need to create and operate supply lines as well. Like a mix of Factorio, Skylines, and Railway Empire. I have more specific ideas on how this would work, but I've already wrote enough for one post.

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