thefunkycomitatus

joined 5 years ago
[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 36 points 5 hours ago

Yes. There is not going to be some cathartic cleansing of the US by outside forces. We have to do it ourselves.

Posting this because I think it's very relevant. I don't read it entirely literally because the article is about Western socialists who criticize AES, the people we would call ultras or leftcoms. I think if you take the article's principles to heart you can see a certain martyrdom and lack of rigor even among "tankies." Hexbear has been fairly good today while left reddit seems to be having some struggles.

Sentiments like:

  • World governments should destroy the US and me along with it
  • World governments should legally punish the US and remove my capitalist overlords from power for me
  • I would rather go die or be arrested doing adventurism this weekend than spend the rest of my life building socialism
  • I am going to go huff tear gas and fight cops this weekend as self-flagellation for the crimes of the US
  • I am going to hook by brain up all social media feeds and self-harm via a stream of war evangelism and horror images. This makes me brave for facing the truth and keeps me informed.
  • Doom doom doom because this just proves that empire is stronger than ever and only compromised socialism can exist as any real movement will be quickly snuffed out of existence.
[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Many people say blood is thicker than water...I don't know. I don't think so. Not mine. Not during my presidency. Once I'm done they will be saying that water is thicker than blood. Water will be like sludge slowly moving through, it'll be so slow folks. My bood will be fast, faster than anything anyone has seen. Faster than water. They won't even know how to measure it. The blood cuff won't cut it. They will squeeze the little ball and nothing happens because my blood is so thin. Pressure is impossible. I put a lot of pressure on my people, my beautiful people and I am very used to pressure. But not my blood. There is no more pressure and my heart beats very quietly because my blood is so thin. Very very quietly. The doctors can't hear it anymore and they say that they have never seen a heart beat so quietly folks. It's the first time in history.

One of my favorite threads of the AI saga is how it's just doing things that were already happening, but packaged as task agnostic live saas. ChatGPT always existed in the minds of capitalists.

The desire for mass produced slop was there all along. People were doing it. Now computers are doing it. It's not a revolution -- it's business as usual. Frankly? That's a fascinating insight!

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Reading City of Quartz for an art/game project I'm doing. It's fucking heart breaking reading about all the failed communes and communist groups who were pushed out of the area. I mean say what you want about American socialism, or vague "leftism" (though there were plenty of Mexican socialists in the mix), but people were trying to build a different world. They almost did it too.

I feel like if I could just go there and stare at the empty industry buildings and urban decay long enough, I could figure out why it all went so wrong. It's like LA was the future of US capitalism and it simply collapsed into a black hole of neoliberalism and anti-communism. The essays in the book were written in the 90s so I can't imagine all the shit that's happened since.

Pineapples are cool though.

I came out of the Bush years as a liberal atheist skeptic teen and voted for Obama in 2008. Obama disappointed by 2012 and the libertarian stuff seemed kind of appealing. After all I was a very rational, logical person and didn't understand why people in charge didn't want to do the rational, logical thing. By 2014 I realized the libertarian thing was another dead-end and went back towards something more liberal. Gamergate was not appealing at all. I hated all that shit being spammed on 4chan and reddit. It always came off as sexist and manufactured. I did struggle with the ideas about privilege but not enough to join that clown show. By 2015 I was with Bernie. By 2016 I was jaded. My material conditions degraded enough to make me very angry. Luckily it was also around the time there was plenty of socialist rhetoric in the right places. I simply got lucky in the internet social media paremovedo machine. I bounced off the right pegs to place me in a position where I wanted change and socialism could provide it.

Then I kept finding footholds on bits of theory and history, slowly learning more and more. Podcasts helped out with some of that. Thanks to Trump enough shit kept happening to provide ample examples of why capitalism and liberalism is failing. Then COVID broke everything and that was it.

I think watching the internet be taken over by social media companies and then this engagement through outrage machine being built is kind of like watching industrialization take over the world. One minute you're an artisan in 2003, in IRC, in AIM, on a php forum. The next you're on the street outside of the "this totally real issue that's really important and everyone should pay attention to because it's why your life sucks, not us" factory. In retrospect it's so obvious what all of it was for, even going back to 2008 and Ron Paul's meme machine. The game was rigged from the beginning.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

in the context of ww2 it was irrelevant that it was an inter-imperial conflict.

Why would that be irrelevant to WW2 in particular? Genuinely confused by this statement.

all i care about is that there was a historically progressive side that had to be critically supported on the one hand and fucking fascists on the other

Baffling.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I can't tell what the split on that arterial is. Is that a protected pedestrian/bike lane or dedicated public transit lane? It seems like the 6 lanes on the left are for cars. The right lane on the other side of the huge grass median is for what? There is that nice park/green space as a buffer between the commercial center and the arterial but the only pedestrian connectivity seems to be sidewalks? I wonder if there are any tunnels between the residence area and that green space. There don't seem to be any bridges. Though the residences seem to have some mixed use so maybe it's not all bad if you can still get to the amenities you need without crossing a 6 lane road. Crossing that 8 lane seems like a nightmare for abuela.

I wonder if they would ever encroach on that green space for a highway. That whole band seems like leaving room for future expansion. It would suck to grow up with that park and then lose it to a highway. Even at the intersection it looks like they left room for an interchange.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

They're not insightful if used to avoid delving into the artistic content, or any other aspect of the specific content in question. What I'm saying is that surface-level political readings are used to elevate or hide otherwise bad or specious opinions. A motte & bailey, if you will. Retreat from a weak opinion on a piece of media into a safer political opinion that most would agree with. There are exceptions for works that are created with nothing but political content. Like low budget, terrible right-wing movies that exist just to complain bout a culture war issue. Those things technically have artistic content but it's so unremarkable that you can only focus on the political content.

I use two real examples. One is Pluribus. There was a sentiment shared several times over the past week that it's more interesting to discuss the show than watch it, or there is more to discussing the show than watching it just to see people's takes. I think this shows that discourse does overshadow content on this site. The other example is Avatar. While there are fewer discussions about it, I think it shows that people will defend questionable artistic content due to surface-level political readings being agreeable.

Also this ties into media literacy. The point of commentary isn't to accurately decipher intention or subtext, it's to provide content for social media. It's taking the conversation you and your friends would have after a movie 20 years ago and commodifying it. Mass producing it on an industrial scale. Stripping away the need for friends or going out to see the movie. You don't even need to watch the movie so much as be hyper-aware of what other people think about it. That happened before Hexbear but it's baked in to the idea of a content aggregator and curation platform. We do it but with our own Hexbearian character.

The hyperawareness of what others think comes from the affordance of other takes being shoveled into your face for consumption by the same forces that mass-produce opinion. The takes have boundaries that somewhat reflect society at large, in-groups and out-groups, cohorts and demographics. Competing interests turn into competing takes and a game of meta-commentary forms. People purposefully provide exaggerated or aloof commentary for kicks or spite. Again, we do this too.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Hexbears tend to have an added level of cringe because we start assuming our takes on media are politically meaningful, significant, and more astute. It's the difference between saying The Godfather is boring vs The Godfather is capitalist striver propaganda that glorifies anticommunist mobsters who did counter-revolutions in Italy. You may look at the latter and say that it's completely correct but it's also a way to launder shallow criticism. If you don't have anything particularly insightful to say about media (and you must post anyways because the internet demands you have a take), then just vaguely attach it to some political stuff that is agreeable.

Then there is the urge to be obnoxiously maximalist on a take. "This media is garbage and I low key don't respect anyone who engages with it" kind of stuff. Which goes beyond simple media criticism into drawing real lines between people and groups over media consumption. Online leftists have a long history of being overly concerned with media consumption. It does get to a point, at the most extreme, where people think you can't be a good leftist if you consume a piece of media.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

They show what happened idk what you're talking about. She seized and fell down. The guy in the truck seized and ran off the road into another car. Some people stay standing up. Some people in the bar and hospital also fell down. The "virus" itself doesn't kill people. Helen even smiled before dying because she completed joining but the head trauma was too much.

People died during the joining because they had to rush it due to being discovered. Their strategy was to isolate people and have them in a safe place before initiating the joining. Something, we're not told exactly, went wrong and they had to speed it up. That's when they did the chemtrails and infected everyone at once. People were driving, operating heavy equipment, in the bathroom at home, etc so when it happened they seized and got hurt. Think of the guy you see on the hoist when Carol is walking in town.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's the exact same stuff from every other season but done worse. More retconning. Just about ever episode is characters coming up with a plan, arguing with each other about the plan, doing stupid analogies, then only spending 5 mins executing the plan. That only leads to needing another plan. Too many characters. Now there are more people holding up their hands and screaming in slow motion. They ran out of music licensing money because they are fucking beating Running Up That Hill into the ground. Some of the actors are clearly phoning it in and tired of doing the show. A lot of nonsensical plot points and weird character moments.

 

New episode drops in a few hours (9PM EST) for the western hemisphere. It drops tomorrow (2AM GMT) for everyone else. Share your thoughts on the show, theories, and grievances.

Episode description: "Carol's new approach to The Others yields unexpected revelations; Manousos finds himself in strange territory upon regaining consciousness."

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Episode drops in a few hours (9pm EST) if you're in the western hemisphere. It drops tomorrow at 2am GMT elsewhere.

Episode description: Manousos begins a dangerous trek to meet Carol. Returning home from Las Vegas, Carol gets creative with her rebellion.

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Episode releases tonight (Dec 4) at 9pm EST.

Episode Description: "Carol shares a horrific discovery and learns new truths in the process. Mr. Diabaté lives life to the fullest in Sin City."

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What if they were awake this whole time but couldn't tell the difference? I think mods should sell their father's modding fortune to a Japanese business man. Or, more accurately, they think they should do that.

 
  1. Be cool

  2. You don't want to live on the compound

  3. Always take the Interior Minister position

  4. Never give up your nukes

  5. You can pronounce a name in any way you want

  6. Don't delete the dick pic

  7. If someone with a gun enters your car, they're gonna kill you

  8. If someone tells you they're not going to kill you, they're calming you down to kill you later

  9. Never release political prisoners to placate the protesters

  10. Never let the opposition delay elections

  11. If you're going to join a cult, leave the kids at home

  12. Create your own private police force

  13. Always pay your mercenaries

  14. If someone starts to get into German runes, drop them

  15. Always get it in writing

  16. Never put it in writing

  17. You never have to answer the question you're asked

  18. Never trust a South American with a German name

  19. Never move anywhere for a religion

  20. Always disavow

  21. You want your situation to be precedented

  22. Elections should only be done by paper ballots hand counted in public

  23. Never get in a helicopter (or small plane)

  24. If you get fired, just continue to show up

  25. Always check the medicine cabinets

  26. When someone asks you a question that you don't want to answer, you can just say "it's for legal reasons," or "I signed an NDA"

  27. NDAs are fake

  28. The coalition always fractures

  29. If you're funny, you can say anything

  30. If someone's trying to get you to commit a crime, they're FBI

  31. Never become an FBI informant

  32. If you do become an FBI informant, record everything

  33. Never record any kind of meeting, unless it's with the police

  34. Never talk to cops without a lawyer

  35. If someone always has a new hat, they've got something to hide

  36. Always keep your dollars in money

  37. The world is run on groupchats

  38. You should not be in a groupchat

  39. Never say anything on the in-office communique

  40. If you're pushing through a land reform program on behalf of the peasantry, do it really quickly and without telling anyone first

  41. Never trust a Cuban exile in the greater DFW metropolitan area

  42. If you keep gambling you'll eventually win

  43. Don't fuck your roommate

  44. Keep your hand on the gun the whole time

  45. Don't associate yourself with acts of terror

  46. Don't ever implicate yourself in any kind of child abuse and/or cannibalism case

  47. Don't let anyone take your passport

  48. Always shoot first

  49. Read the room

  50. Never let a woman see you play video games

  51. Do not invite the journalist to the party

  52. Don't talk to journalists, ever

  53. Don't ever host a party

  54. If you're taken hostage, decide whether it'll be more lucrative to join the kidnappers or to continue as a hostage and sell your story rights later

  55. If Congress calls you to testify, you don't have to go

  56. Always secure the water rights

  57. Know who your guys are and always take care of them

  58. If, in a contentious interim mayoral race, a surprise "caretaker" candidate promises not to run again, don't believe them

  59. Once a year go through your underwear & throw out what you don't like

  60. Learn the art of distraction

  61. Don't talk about the coup in public

  62. Don't smoke marijuana out of a pen, smoke it out of a pipe or a bong

  63. Get a better lawyer (preferably a former prosecutor)

  64. Always pay your taxes

  65. Never deal with an explosives expert

  66. If you ever hear the word safe haven, someone's trying to bullshit you

  67. If a photographer gives you a funny prop, don't use it in a photo shoot

  68. When you pick up a hitchhiker, point a gun at them the whole time

  69. First thing you do when you have a coup, get on the radio

  70. If you sentence a guy to death, shoot him the next day

  71. Never overexplain when yes or no suffices

  72. If you are involved in any kind of arrangement with multiple Maurizios, it's gonna turn out badly for you

  73. Never go into the sewers unless you're a sewer guy

  74. Always throw the fight and take the money

  75. Get a small circle of advisors

  76. Before protesting, pause and ask if you're hungry, angry, lonely, or tired

  77. If you are a renowned author, you need a bunker

  78. If you have weapons of mass destruction, never decommission

  79. As a journalist, the best question to ask is, "why does chaos reign now?"

  80. If you're no longer allowed to use the bank, don't use someone else's account, unbank yourself

  81. Anytime the FBI foils anything, it's fake

  82. If your money's in something with 3 initials (i.e. FBI pension fund), take it out

  83. Everybody snitches

  84. If you get busted, serve your time, don't bring all your friends into it

  85. Never go to a second location

  86. Always balance your ratio of officers to enlisted

  87. Don't use the presidential credit card to pay off gangs or make suspicious payments to places that might not otherwise receive it

  88. Nothing is a gain until it's realized

  89. Don't let your gains be reversed

  90. Never invest in anything that has a name that has to do with the moon

  91. When bad news comes out, the first line of defense is that it's fake. Second, you were hacked. Third, it's all farce. Fourth, notes app apology.

  92. Don't go to the sperm bank if it's in the guy's basement

  93. Don't be the guy who has the uranium

  94. Always make your letter non-binding

  95. Everything you say to a journalist is on the record

  96. Everyone in the crypto space is always lying

  97. Don't leak your balance sheet

  98. Never lock yourself in something

  99. Don't be a creep

  100. Always stay on message for yourself

 
 

Can't wait to check on the health and well-being of my favorite secretary of state, Henry Kissinger.

 

I'm building a portfolio so I can try to get a job doing environment art. I have a little bit of an idea how the art-end of game dev works. However I can't help but to think about what games I would make if I was a project director or lead designer. What are your game ideas? They can be as unrealistic or realistic as you like. Big or small.

Mine:

I want to do an immersive sim with retro graphics and homage Deus Ex, Systemshock, and even VTMB (in terms of atmosphere). A grungy cyberpunk game where it's night all the time. I want to bring in TrueAnon type conspiracy stuff to replace the more reactionary elements of DE. Large semi-open world environments set in various locations. The PNW or NoCal for rural forested areas inhabited by militias. Suburban areas with a retrofuturistic 90s vibe. Large high-tech dirty cities. The good gameplay qualites of Deus Ex but updated and with QoL improvements. Though I would probably get rid of the squeenix quest marker and hand-holdy stuff. Make the player have to talk to NPCs and look around to figure things out. I would keep the graphical fidelity comparable, but ramp up the size and amount of stuff in the game. Environments would be full of vignettes and minigames. Make it so that not playing the story is rewarding and fulfilling too.

Another one is a spiritual sequel to San Andreas. Set it in CA, NV, OR, and WA. Set in the mid 90s instead of early 90s. A single open-world. Absolute tons of mini games and side-shit to do. Bring in skateboarding and the real BMX gameplay that never made it into SA. Improve the gang recruitment and territory system. Create real factions between the police, gangs, and feds. Increase dating mechanics. Tons of weapons. More B&E mini-games. Drug selling sim that you can actually scale up and make a business out of. Probably simulate some kind of economy in the game. Deep character customization. Tons of vehicles. Heists. Casinos. Casino management. Street racing. Car customization. Improved tagging. Just tons of content. Again, I would keep the graphics roughly the same, just include more stuff.

I need a city sim/logistics sim game but set in world with a centrally planned economy. The city sim stuff would focus on urbanization and good city planning. The logistics stuff would supplement that and lend restrictions to what you can or can't do. Like cash would in a traditional city sim. Not only would you be responsible for your sims and their city, but you need to create and operate supply lines as well. Like a mix of Factorio, Skylines, and Railway Empire. I have more specific ideas on how this would work, but I've already wrote enough for one post.

 
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