thefunkycomitatus

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[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I know this person can't respond but I want to make an important point for the people reading this.

You absolutely are saying it's right. You say that ICE was harassing a woman because they felt it was necessary, with no interrogation of what that actually means. As if ICE can only react rationally to what they perceive as threats, as if ICE can soberly and rationally perceive threats. Then you frame the shooting as an almost mechanical consequence, like that of a ball rolling down hill due to physical forces, of state power interacting with perceived hostility. Again this is without critical thought of what that truly means and assumes the state is just a rational actor abiding by some rational law, of which the victims failed to account. You're essentially saying it's like standing in front a freight train running at full speed. The nascent law of the universe says that the human sized object will be obliterated if they don't respect the kinetic energy of the multi-ton behemoth. Therefore it's kinda their fault for not stepping out of the way. Painting these human actions as some natural system of mechanics is endorsing it as the rule of nature. You are saying it's right because to go against it is to fight against the inevitability of nature.

None of this was inevitable. It's not the result of natural laws. It's not a Rube Goldberg machine that is impossible to stop once it's in motion. It is an intentional, manufactured outcome. It's an intentional decision by the leaders of the state to not intervene in protecting its citizens. It's an intentional decision by the leaders of the federal state to point untrained, highly ideological murderers at the citizenry to make a political statement. It is an intentional, multi-generational effort to make sure citizens are as defenseless as possible with the least amount of oversight or input into the state. These things culminate in yesterday's events. It is nothing to do with the individual decisions of Alex or the person he was defending. To frame it like their individual decisions is just as much a cause as the historical confluence of class struggle is morally repugnant and lacks any intellectual merit.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 32 points 11 hours ago

I tell students when they say, 'Oh they don't care what we think. They ignore us', and all that, and I say, 'Oh no, no. That's the only thing they care about you. The only thing they care about you is what you're thinking. They don't care if you eat correctly, they don't care how your living conditions are, they don't care that they've built up an inhuman and irrational traffic system that's strangulating us and polluting our air, they don't care about anything. What they... the only thing about you they care about is what you're thinking. In the morning, they start, 'What's going to be the story today? How do we manipulate, how do we control, how do we contain, how do we influence, how do we act upon what it is that they have in their minds? '

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 68 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Classic cop move to pull a gun and mag dump into a corpse so it looks like a firefight rather than an execution.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 43 points 23 hours ago

One of the best to do ever do it.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I once was looking into Lansky a bit more because I think the angle of the US government being an organized crime state is interesting. There seems to be a whole Neo Nazi subculture of blaming shit on Lansky and Rothstein. Disregard that the Italians and Irish also formed massive criminal networks that heavily dealt with the government.

Do you install breaker boxes or junction boxes of some sort? Maybe telecom stuff? Scraper to remove people putting stickers on the boxes in public. Screw driver to swap out components. Marker to write on the labels for breakers inside. Knife to open the cardboard boxes they come in. Needle nose to bend the little tabs. Snips to cut zip ties. Wrench for the conduit connections.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The libs are seeing an opportunity to use Trump against the "extremist elements" that have been winning over mainstream Dems in local elections.

Any news outlet that posts shit like this right now is actively trying to get people arrested or killed.

I recognize him from all those shorts I instantly scroll past on youtube.

So instead of continuing to pretend these people were fighting for freedom and helping the people of Afghanistan we're getting mad that Drumpf isn't saluting them, therefore tacitly admitting that these people died purely in service to US interests. Leave it to reddit to invent new levels of cuckoldry hitherto unseen.

This doesn't even make sense as a rhetorical device.

For anyone who feels there isn't a case for the US, this artifact was recently uncovered in Greenland. This ancient coin is evidence that Americans had settled the lands long ago, entirely before Denmark even existed!

 

The guy who did Clone Wars, the Boook of Boba Fett, and other memberberries StarWars media is rumored to have disliked Andor. He's also the guy taking over as co-president of LucasFilm after the evil SJW woman stepped down.

And Kennedy did give Gilroy the go-ahead for “Andor,” a series that charts the title character in the run-up to the events of “Rogue One” that saw star Diego Luna return. The series, a stark spy thriller about how tyranny takes root, is unquestionably the greatest creative triumph of the Kennedy era. It was also, according to an individual who worked inside Lucasfilm, a series that Filoni disliked. A Lucasfilm spokesperson denied this as inaccurate.

When we were talking about The Last Jedi a week or two ago, I said that after TLJ, "they" would make sure nobody ever challenges Star Wars fans with new ideas again. This just kind of cements it.

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Michelle Gomez is so funny

 

New episode drops in a few hours (9PM EST) for the western hemisphere. It drops tomorrow (2AM GMT) for everyone else. Share your thoughts on the show, theories, and grievances.

Episode description: "Carol's new approach to The Others yields unexpected revelations; Manousos finds himself in strange territory upon regaining consciousness."

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Episode drops in a few hours (9pm EST) if you're in the western hemisphere. It drops tomorrow at 2am GMT elsewhere.

Episode description: Manousos begins a dangerous trek to meet Carol. Returning home from Las Vegas, Carol gets creative with her rebellion.

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Episode releases tonight (Dec 4) at 9pm EST.

Episode Description: "Carol shares a horrific discovery and learns new truths in the process. Mr. Diabaté lives life to the fullest in Sin City."

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What if they were awake this whole time but couldn't tell the difference? I think mods should sell their father's modding fortune to a Japanese business man. Or, more accurately, they think they should do that.

 
  1. Be cool

  2. You don't want to live on the compound

  3. Always take the Interior Minister position

  4. Never give up your nukes

  5. You can pronounce a name in any way you want

  6. Don't delete the dick pic

  7. If someone with a gun enters your car, they're gonna kill you

  8. If someone tells you they're not going to kill you, they're calming you down to kill you later

  9. Never release political prisoners to placate the protesters

  10. Never let the opposition delay elections

  11. If you're going to join a cult, leave the kids at home

  12. Create your own private police force

  13. Always pay your mercenaries

  14. If someone starts to get into German runes, drop them

  15. Always get it in writing

  16. Never put it in writing

  17. You never have to answer the question you're asked

  18. Never trust a South American with a German name

  19. Never move anywhere for a religion

  20. Always disavow

  21. You want your situation to be precedented

  22. Elections should only be done by paper ballots hand counted in public

  23. Never get in a helicopter (or small plane)

  24. If you get fired, just continue to show up

  25. Always check the medicine cabinets

  26. When someone asks you a question that you don't want to answer, you can just say "it's for legal reasons," or "I signed an NDA"

  27. NDAs are fake

  28. The coalition always fractures

  29. If you're funny, you can say anything

  30. If someone's trying to get you to commit a crime, they're FBI

  31. Never become an FBI informant

  32. If you do become an FBI informant, record everything

  33. Never record any kind of meeting, unless it's with the police

  34. Never talk to cops without a lawyer

  35. If someone always has a new hat, they've got something to hide

  36. Always keep your dollars in money

  37. The world is run on groupchats

  38. You should not be in a groupchat

  39. Never say anything on the in-office communique

  40. If you're pushing through a land reform program on behalf of the peasantry, do it really quickly and without telling anyone first

  41. Never trust a Cuban exile in the greater DFW metropolitan area

  42. If you keep gambling you'll eventually win

  43. Don't fuck your roommate

  44. Keep your hand on the gun the whole time

  45. Don't associate yourself with acts of terror

  46. Don't ever implicate yourself in any kind of child abuse and/or cannibalism case

  47. Don't let anyone take your passport

  48. Always shoot first

  49. Read the room

  50. Never let a woman see you play video games

  51. Do not invite the journalist to the party

  52. Don't talk to journalists, ever

  53. Don't ever host a party

  54. If you're taken hostage, decide whether it'll be more lucrative to join the kidnappers or to continue as a hostage and sell your story rights later

  55. If Congress calls you to testify, you don't have to go

  56. Always secure the water rights

  57. Know who your guys are and always take care of them

  58. If, in a contentious interim mayoral race, a surprise "caretaker" candidate promises not to run again, don't believe them

  59. Once a year go through your underwear & throw out what you don't like

  60. Learn the art of distraction

  61. Don't talk about the coup in public

  62. Don't smoke marijuana out of a pen, smoke it out of a pipe or a bong

  63. Get a better lawyer (preferably a former prosecutor)

  64. Always pay your taxes

  65. Never deal with an explosives expert

  66. If you ever hear the word safe haven, someone's trying to bullshit you

  67. If a photographer gives you a funny prop, don't use it in a photo shoot

  68. When you pick up a hitchhiker, point a gun at them the whole time

  69. First thing you do when you have a coup, get on the radio

  70. If you sentence a guy to death, shoot him the next day

  71. Never overexplain when yes or no suffices

  72. If you are involved in any kind of arrangement with multiple Maurizios, it's gonna turn out badly for you

  73. Never go into the sewers unless you're a sewer guy

  74. Always throw the fight and take the money

  75. Get a small circle of advisors

  76. Before protesting, pause and ask if you're hungry, angry, lonely, or tired

  77. If you are a renowned author, you need a bunker

  78. If you have weapons of mass destruction, never decommission

  79. As a journalist, the best question to ask is, "why does chaos reign now?"

  80. If you're no longer allowed to use the bank, don't use someone else's account, unbank yourself

  81. Anytime the FBI foils anything, it's fake

  82. If your money's in something with 3 initials (i.e. FBI pension fund), take it out

  83. Everybody snitches

  84. If you get busted, serve your time, don't bring all your friends into it

  85. Never go to a second location

  86. Always balance your ratio of officers to enlisted

  87. Don't use the presidential credit card to pay off gangs or make suspicious payments to places that might not otherwise receive it

  88. Nothing is a gain until it's realized

  89. Don't let your gains be reversed

  90. Never invest in anything that has a name that has to do with the moon

  91. When bad news comes out, the first line of defense is that it's fake. Second, you were hacked. Third, it's all farce. Fourth, notes app apology.

  92. Don't go to the sperm bank if it's in the guy's basement

  93. Don't be the guy who has the uranium

  94. Always make your letter non-binding

  95. Everything you say to a journalist is on the record

  96. Everyone in the crypto space is always lying

  97. Don't leak your balance sheet

  98. Never lock yourself in something

  99. Don't be a creep

  100. Always stay on message for yourself

 
 

Can't wait to check on the health and well-being of my favorite secretary of state, Henry Kissinger.

 

I'm building a portfolio so I can try to get a job doing environment art. I have a little bit of an idea how the art-end of game dev works. However I can't help but to think about what games I would make if I was a project director or lead designer. What are your game ideas? They can be as unrealistic or realistic as you like. Big or small.

Mine:

I want to do an immersive sim with retro graphics and homage Deus Ex, Systemshock, and even VTMB (in terms of atmosphere). A grungy cyberpunk game where it's night all the time. I want to bring in TrueAnon type conspiracy stuff to replace the more reactionary elements of DE. Large semi-open world environments set in various locations. The PNW or NoCal for rural forested areas inhabited by militias. Suburban areas with a retrofuturistic 90s vibe. Large high-tech dirty cities. The good gameplay qualites of Deus Ex but updated and with QoL improvements. Though I would probably get rid of the squeenix quest marker and hand-holdy stuff. Make the player have to talk to NPCs and look around to figure things out. I would keep the graphical fidelity comparable, but ramp up the size and amount of stuff in the game. Environments would be full of vignettes and minigames. Make it so that not playing the story is rewarding and fulfilling too.

Another one is a spiritual sequel to San Andreas. Set it in CA, NV, OR, and WA. Set in the mid 90s instead of early 90s. A single open-world. Absolute tons of mini games and side-shit to do. Bring in skateboarding and the real BMX gameplay that never made it into SA. Improve the gang recruitment and territory system. Create real factions between the police, gangs, and feds. Increase dating mechanics. Tons of weapons. More B&E mini-games. Drug selling sim that you can actually scale up and make a business out of. Probably simulate some kind of economy in the game. Deep character customization. Tons of vehicles. Heists. Casinos. Casino management. Street racing. Car customization. Improved tagging. Just tons of content. Again, I would keep the graphics roughly the same, just include more stuff.

I need a city sim/logistics sim game but set in world with a centrally planned economy. The city sim stuff would focus on urbanization and good city planning. The logistics stuff would supplement that and lend restrictions to what you can or can't do. Like cash would in a traditional city sim. Not only would you be responsible for your sims and their city, but you need to create and operate supply lines as well. Like a mix of Factorio, Skylines, and Railway Empire. I have more specific ideas on how this would work, but I've already wrote enough for one post.

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