What's your offer!?
REMOVE THE MINES
What's your offer?!
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this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
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"Forthwith" ain't no way he typed this lmao
Iโm a firm believer that Trump has a word-of-the-day calendar and sometimes he likes one and throws it in somewhere, and has done this for years if not decades
Okay that is entirely plausibale.
Typed that shi posthaste
Yeah he didn't even say thank you for your attention on this matter
The strait yearns for the mines
I saw the IRGC in the Strait of Hormuz and they were deploying mines and I saw one of the mines and it looked at me
Looked at you?
UwU wanna blow up with me 
mines weeper
So essentially the only way to appease the guy would be to mine the strait and then immediately remove the mines. Saddam should have kept a little bit of nuclear material around just so UN inspectors would have something to find and tell him to get rid of
Ah, so international politics is just office politics of literally just any other workplace? In software engineering, this is called a duck.
This happens at every level of bureaucracy and is an essential tool to getting by. Always give your boss something small and obvious to correct so you can get away with other stuff. If you wanna smuggle contraband have decoy contraband. Have a vape in a semi hidden place im ykur bag so they don't catch whatever else is there cause once they've found and taken ome thing you seem to be trying to hide, they feel the job is done. Don't fo this for something like a plane, but an overpriced music festival or whatever it works for great if you can't just sneak in
Whenever I find obvious contraband in Contraband Police I spend the next several ingame hours stripping the car down to the chassis to make sure I don't miss a single thing
Oh so this is the offramp. Tell Iran to stop doing things it wasn't doing, and then claim you got enough concessions to stop
I know expecting object permanence from a politician is a terrible idea, but wouldn't that make the escort promise issued hours earlier an offer to lead civilian ships into a minefield?
Consequences will never be the same,
Thank you for you attention this matter!
He's a child. A little spoiled child. Using our military like a child.
He's using your military like every other evil asshole has used it since WWII.
"How DARE the country I bombed do this act of war in response. STOP THAT!"
president bozo
TAKE YOUR MINES OFF THE STRAIT AT ONCE YOUNG MAN WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS
Best case scenario this is to be able to claim "victory" soon. Because Iran removing any mines they've put in the Hormuz Strait - no matter how many or few - is something he will for sure get in any peace negotiation.
The mines narrative is completely fake. They're using drones and missiles to close the strait. What they're doing is saying that it's mines and showing themselves blowing up ships saying they're mine-laying ships. At the same time they're manipulating oil prices down, at least in the futures market by shorting it. Real shortages are happening and will be even more widespread soon.
Just fucken launch the nukes already dude you already fucked up the escalations
Being a weird annoying troll on truthsocial until the enemy gets fed up and nukes you, art of the deal baby.
Real 
"I would tell them to cut it out!" energy on this one
Put that mine back where it came from or so help me
Art of the Deal
MineWrath
Get that sign off your lawn energy
