GalaxyBrain

joined 4 years ago
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 points 27 minutes ago

Yeah, that's putting way too much of your own time and mental energy into pedophiles

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 11 hours ago

That's infinitely spooky

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

What if your double ghost died?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 14 hours ago (4 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 16 hours ago

Pollen allergies had me awake sneezing g half the night. So of course work was also super fucking busy. Sitting down time

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fistfights reallt hurt but a fun grapple can be a low risk good time with pals.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Tabs. Live and die by the tab

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's a cronenberg movie in that for sure

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

You did a good enough job that it stood out. If it was a generally less than immaculate piece then it wouldn't have been even worth noting. You did a fantastic bit here

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I get what he's foing for. Im saying to anyone with a heart that just sounds worse.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

order-of-lenin

Amazing. You absolutely nailed it. Ive seen enough Atun-Shei stuff on YouTube to be familiar with the writing style of guys during the Civil War and you got it spot on. There is a 'don't ' in the sixth paragraph which should be 'do not' and therefore isn't funny.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

I know its Monday morning quarterback backing here but I've had this happen enough both personally and professionally; a slightly more expensive can opener breaks only marginally slower than the cheapest and invincible ones aren't worth buying for home use cause they're a counter mounted monster. When you get a new one, get 2. Just always have a spare. They only break when youre using them and that's exactly when you need one.

 

She loves making lil nooks to sleep in

 

At least he grew out of it.

 

I think id get a good sturdy Rick Diaz that after one sortie permanently looks like Ricky's car in Trailer Park Boys.

 

Worst or best combined birthday party ever?

 

Feeling typical birthday existential dread

 

Stretched out!

 

I'm sure all of you technology addled fools who have never so much touched grass so much as worked a vineyard would have many questions about my arrogant and foolish younger brother. Well, ask away. I'll spill that tea he's so fond of drinking.

 

I'd be the guy about to throw a grenade.

 

I'm about to go beat up the guy who made the death star or whatever. I've got some flight time. Fuck opsec, I'm clearly gonna die soon anyway.

 

Used the bag to haul some stuff from my Parent's place the other day. Didn't notice what was written in it until she walent snail mode.

 

Cause that would be good for practice.

 

This is an affront to some of Christendom!

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