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I think id get a good sturdy Rick Diaz that after one sortie permanently looks like Ricky's car in Trailer Park Boys.

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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A regular zaku, but painted in a unique color scheme in order to give myself some plot armor. Thinkin' all-white with red yellow and blue highlights, call it the "Faker Gundam"

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Like the civilian Hizack in CCA lol

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All suited up, Boss! Gots me Gondom ready for krumpin' kkkrakkkers!

[–] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this the Cortex Command version?

...If not, can it be?

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

It's from a pixel artist who did a whole series of these (mostly for Tau, Orks, and Imperial Guard).

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmm, I wonder which one I should choo- oh hey, big zam.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I want a red king crab I call red lobster.

I would put one of these bobblehead dogs in my cockpit and an air freshener that smells like pine

Plus a baby on board sticker (im the baby) but a cool baby thats why the sticker is cool just like me.

I think im happy with this build.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And then I say 'what's Scopedog?' And you say 'nothing, what's scope with you dawg'

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Reminding me I need to watch Armor-Hunter Mellowlink

[–] semioticbreakdown@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

same. I need to rewatch VOTOMS too

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

It's so fucking cool, so yes!

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 month ago

a Marauder MAD-3R

[–] tim_curry@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Unicron... Wait. Wrong mecha anime.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

KX139 Ta'unar Supremacy Armour equipped with a Pulse Ordinance Multi-Driver and twin Tri-Axis Ion cannons.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dunno, i'm probably gonna be the poor fucker who has to repair them. Panel matching on a mecha has to be a huge pain in the ass.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think in 08th MS Team they just mounted random Zaku chunks onto the broken bits of the gundam

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Yep, the chest armor of the EZ-8 was from welded scrap Zaku II bits. I think Karen had a Ground type Gundam with a GM head, too.

They did a Zaku head Gundam in ZZ.

Requiem for Vengeance was mid, but there a cool scraped together Zaku II in it.

[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is a very tough question. I'm between these three, obviously it has to be Red. Probably go with Astraea Type-F2 in the end

MSN-06S Sinanju

GNY-001F2 Gundam Astraea Type-F2

MBF-P02Kai Gundam Astray Red Frame

[–] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would like to have a 70 meter Tall Steel collossus that can only open Wine bottles . thats his function.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

in the big battle there are always little cuts towards him , wondering about the right kind of wine to open when the others have won.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

birthday. oiled up like the ancient greeks.

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Turn A Gundam for vital cow transport.

(Honorable mentions(and some non-MSG) , Heavy Arms, Psycho Zaku, or Dark Horn for over the top artillery barrage, or a Blade Liger)

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I think I'd go with a Jade Phoenix config B

Normally I'd go for an atlas for the heavyweight slugging fest but nothing beats dropping dipshits before they even know what ventilated them.

Also I'd choose to be partners with an uncorrupted Castigator-class Titan from warhammer but honestly warhammer mechas are cheating because of how fucking absurd they are

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

One of the ones with funnels to really get the space autism powers going

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Wing Zero. So that way whenever I show up people can be like, "It's Wing Zero!🙋" And then when I'm not around they can be like, "Where's Wing Zero?🤷"

Also, I will blast Rhythm Emotion 24/7. 🎶

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rick Dias is my favorite mass production UC suit!

A Valkyrie (Macross) based on something cool like the J-20 would be dope.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Its up there for me. I like the grunt units

[–] semioticbreakdown@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

white glint (but probably a GM model if i really had to stick to mobile suits)

[–] Dyno@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Jehuty (ZOE) when I'm feeling like a big codpiece

Tsugumori (KOS) when it's time to fight alien zombie parasites

RAY (MGS) when I fancy a swim

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

ITT People that know way more about mobile suits than me.