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[–] abc@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

To be fair I don't think my grocery store actually sells any of the recalled stuff but they definitely had all of the Kraft branded processed cheese & like the Tillamook on sale. So I assume it was more of a "oh there's a big cheese recall let's just put all of this bagged cheese on sale to entice people who may be wary of buying processed cheese this week" if I had to guess and less "offload all of this recalled shit now" LMAO

[–] abc@hexbear.net 10 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

ohhhh this is why ALL the processed cheese was on sale last night when i went to the store. i was so confused because literally the entire cheese fridge had sale stickers on every product and I was like "is kraft's shredded cheese a hot product right now or did they order way too much for thanksgiving or something"

[–] abc@hexbear.net 3 points 22 hours ago

"you're supposed to squat that's what the grates are for, as a bonus the urinal makes a nice headreast i think" - the developer

[–] abc@hexbear.net 8 points 23 hours ago

where are you driving i'd love to see this

[–] abc@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Fediverse-facilitated CSA

????? why did you leap from 'dating comm' to 'children are going to be sexually abused'???????????

[–] abc@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

you and @someone@hexbear.net need to get in touch i think. bring back c/dating it will work this time i promise

[–] abc@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago (4 children)

posting screenshots of your grindr, tinder, hinge, bumble, facebook dating, craigslist m4w/m4m/missed connections conversations would trigger an immediate "get this person to a two-week camp that will explain why they need to stop posting such stuff online" flag in my ideal authoritarian communist world nineteeneightyfour

[–] abc@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Mate, I can see your post history, you are literally a Tankie. You are as reliable a source as a MAGAT is on Trump you genocidal simping authoritarian fuck.

Of course people can go there and be sources, the problem here is you. You being a tankie are so ideologically driven to lies and mistruths that you are not a trustworthy source.

lmao in response to @Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz posting from Xinjiang xigma-male

[–] abc@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

i mean, sure, as long as it is not a refuse pile, but also do that over by the community garden part of the apartment (I'll gladly welcome you to do so and moan to you about how the garden should be entirely free not $50/plot/year the complex isn't doing any damn upkeep, THE OLD LADIES AND I ARE!!!) not the trash area!!!!!!!!

[–] abc@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i do not think this was a feral cat feeding operation given I have at least 4 different neighbors who gladly feed them wet canned food & canned tuna outside their door. and the fact that rice, beans, and corkscrew pasta is a really odd choice for feeding a bunch of feral cats but nevertheless

[–] abc@hexbear.net 38 points 3 days ago

that does sound exhausting and obnoxious but as someone who is watching it, it's only anti-communist if you go into it thinking 'communism is whenever everyone is a hivemind and has no free-will' which very well be may Vince Gilligan's take on it I guess but I think he's just doing invasion of the body snatchers 2025

[–] abc@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

a bird feeder is $10 at your local home goods store

 

is it a moral failing?? i think so. there's like two pounds of cooked rice, beans, and pasta just sitting on the pavement outside the trash can atop a desk someone else threw out there. i can only assume it tasted like shit and that's why they tossed it.

the desk I get. Hard to fit in the trash-can unless you can hoist it over your head into the top of the trashcan and not the side; yet small enough that you hope the underpaid santiation workers will still grab it without making you do a bulky item pick-up request. THE COOKED FOOD?!??! why didn't you just fucking throw that into the trash can.

it's gonna be here for weeks now. praying the feral cats eat it but the fact that it's gone uneaten for about a week leads me to believe that it will be here until some rat moves in (unlikely with the feral cats) or it gets warm enough for the cockroaches to come back outside.

Americans cannot have communism until everyone adheres to shopping cart theory (btw there's two shopping carts also out there)

 

crazy how this song is about a dude getting in his feelings because his best friend spent the night trying to hook up with some girl; starting to think the members of Peach Pit knew me in high school..........

 

my eternal struggle

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rate my pie (hexbear.net)
 

don't talk to me about the crust or the filling overtaking the pecans...i was high as fuck. does anyone even like pecan pies (i just chose it because it is an easy pie I know how to make off the top of my head and I have a friendsgiving to attend)

 

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xi-disgust (hexbear.net)
 
 
 
 

squidward-chill elephant-pog

 

cheer

 

adherent cup shocked-dino

 

raiden-source what are all these emotes for you posers

JB-shining-aggro jb-shining john-brown

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