I'm not electing a fucking owl to lead the US. It will be me.

if i had to choose ANY hexbear to lead the US I would NOT choose a fucking moderator. this is how you know the OP is a liberal

hubris i think

thank you flipturn the band for putting into words my feelings (i do genuinely love that song and it is in my top 5 songs i've listened to for the first time within the last year or two)

You are an owl of impeccable taste and culture. Your plumage is divine.

Sweet thing

I've been lost in the light every morning

Glistening's a state of my mind

I've been trying to act on your social cues

But you know I need someone else to tell me what to do

So sweet thing, tell me what to do

Well if I knew, I could be a better man

I could be an elephant

I'd never leave you, not again

I'd be sweet like cinnamon

And if we had nothing to spend

We could always sell my skin

Maybe then the madness ends

Maybe I could love you then

this piece went into this little piggy's mouth as soon as i was done taking this photo

maybe i'll do that for the skin on my back but it is itchy and coming off in flakes (that I DON'T CATCH) on its own. the easily accessible areas have basically already been picked clean aside from my legs, but they're looking good they just started to get those 'you have a sheet of dead skin on your legs' air bubbles so I'm sure in a day or two my succulent skin will be ready for consumption

yeah i know, i normally do wear sunscreen but I was only there for 2 days and was naively like "i'll just tan don't worry" (he didn't think about the UV rating being 12) & by the second day when I was very clearly red as hell and my friends were like "you are SUNBURNT" the aloe and sunscreen I put on were both a bit too late.

no why

i know that if someone saw me doing it they'd probably try to commit me but in my mind it is the same thing as eating boogers but better because you can kinda chew the rolled up skin a bit and it also kinda dissolves on your tongue. i know this sounds unhinged but it is so good to my brain