Woke up this morning to 4000 spam emails and that someone had bought and redeemed a £100 amazon gift card on my account.
The annoying part is that I recently had some of my gaming accounts hacked so I'd already changed all of my passwords.
I've had 2FA on everything since forever, but apparently it's all just security theatre 'cause it seems there was no obstacle to them doing this.
Guess I'll try getting amazon to reimburse it but I have terrible luck
edit: amazon said fuck no lol 
edit 2: I've been refunded 
also 31, one of my premolars cracked clean in half a few months back resulting in my first visit to a dentist in about 20 years lol.
none of the NHS dentists around me would even entertain the notion of an emergency appointment due to not being an existing patient so had to go private - did manage to find somewhere friendly and reasonably priced 
given that the whole historical mechanic is really just a VR experience of "genetic memories" run by an evil corporation (Abstergo) it stands to reason they would selectively edit certain aspects of history to suit their purposes
(just to play devil's advocate for the writers, heh)