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No but seriously, what the hell is going on with his eyebrows lmao

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[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

there's no way that this is a real pic. what the fuck

[–] Busgirl@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

His beard is so fucking bad!! It looks like he rubbed some soot on

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 3 points 3 hours ago

Why do I want to buy fruit from Ben Shapiro all of a sudden?

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Definitely something changed. His brows looked pretty natural before, maybe a little cleaned up, but not shaved in half

debate-me-debate-me

kubrick-stare

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

Why does he look like JD Vance in the 2nd pic

[–] Busgirl@hexbear.net 0 points 1 hour ago

His dad could get it

[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

White boy shocks Soviet officials by speaking fluent Brezhnev

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 6 points 5 hours ago

This smacks of gender

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago

Is he eating cow growth hormones? Steroids?

[–] Sulvy@hexbear.net 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 9 points 7 hours ago

According to Grok, it is both absolutely fake and AI, and 100% real. No, really. Check the linked twitter thread. It says both are true, so that's gotta be the truth!

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 27 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

Cursed animorph. not-hillary

Edits - I did a thing.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 6 hours ago

shits so fye

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 17 points 8 hours ago

Eugene-Levification

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 28 points 9 hours ago

They aren't even shaped well.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Kind of odd how he's got a shaped trimmed haircut and beard, new blazer, but told the stylist nah the brows stay unkempt.

[–] Salah@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

His eyebrows are shaped as well, the lines around them are unnaturally sharp. Which means that the eyebrow shape was a stylistic choice which is amazing.

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 23 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Wait is this legit or are his eyebrows the new slightly smaller Charlie Kirk face

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

it should be a thing, just make his eyebrows bigger and bigger

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 23 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

https://x.com/BackupJeffx/status/2030079481872843070

it's legit lmao he has abandoned the right and is now identifying as a Groucho Marxist

[–] Dyno@hexbear.net 7 points 7 hours ago

Groucho Marxist

Oh man, this is up there with Dan Crenshaw's "self-inflicted cumshot wound" michael-laugh

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 13 points 8 hours ago

Stating that Israel wants to build a temple over Al-Aqsa mosque is clinically insane you say?

zionist-despair Israel's Ben Gvir says he wants to build a synagogue in Al-Aqsa Mosque complex

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 16 points 9 hours ago

wtf

is it possible to learn this power?

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 9 points 9 hours ago

What in the absolute fuck lmaooo

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 17 points 10 hours ago

Too funny to be real.

sicko-wistful

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 9 points 10 hours ago

I'd bet the latter....but...with SHapino, who knows.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 16 points 9 hours ago

Ben Shapiro, watching Hasan Piker livestreaming:

"WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE THAT I DONT ANYWAY"

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 26 points 10 hours ago

bro is brezhnevmaxxing

Bro got Burt Reynolds crumb brushes above his eyes.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 15 points 10 hours ago

He saw how people were saying Jordan Peterson is like Kermit the frog and decided that he should be like his favourite muppet Bert.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 17 points 10 hours ago

Bro is getting dangerously close to doing what the racially insensitive might call "juggalo blackface"

gonna keep a close eye on this.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

He's trying to appeal to the Japanese market just like they did with Ratchet and Clank

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Look how they massacred my boy.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 4 hours ago

I still remember finding out about this on a forum where we were talking about how they always made Kirby angry for the US market and someone was like, "They also gave Ratchet Groucho brows for Japan"

Really put some things into perspective

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 8 points 9 hours ago

geordi-no Wooly Willy

geordi-yes Bushy Benny

[–] Busgirl@hexbear.net 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

He kept getting called a twink too much, now he's overcompensating for it

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 8 points 5 hours ago

of course there is

[–] Busgirl@hexbear.net 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

What a stupid picture holding the price of wood in your hand with a bag instead of being a true Chad and throwing it in to the bed of your duallie leaving the tailgate open leaning on the tailgate throwing your hair back and looking hungrily at the camera. Maybe show a little belly

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 10 hours ago

he's caterpillar farming