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No but seriously, what the hell is going on with his eyebrows lmao

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[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

They aren't even shaped well.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Cursed animorph. not-hillary

Edits - I did a thing.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

shits so fye

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

bro is brezhnevmaxxing

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Wait is this legit or are his eyebrows the new slightly smaller Charlie Kirk face

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (5 children)

https://x.com/BackupJeffx/status/2030079481872843070

it's legit lmao he has abandoned the right and is now identifying as a Groucho Marxist

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

wtf

is it possible to learn this power?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Stating that Israel wants to build a temple over Al-Aqsa mosque is clinically insane you say?

zionist-despair Israel's Ben Gvir says he wants to build a synagogue in Al-Aqsa Mosque complex

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

What in the absolute fuck lmaooo

[–] Dyno@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Groucho Marxist

Oh man, this is up there with Dan Crenshaw's "self-inflicted cumshot wound" michael-laugh

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Too funny to be real.

sicko-wistful

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

I'd bet the latter....but...with SHapino, who knows.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

it should be a thing, just make his eyebrows bigger and bigger

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's trying to appeal to the Japanese market just like they did with Ratchet and Clank

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Look how they massacred my boy.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I still remember finding out about this on a forum where we were talking about how they always made Kirby angry for the US market and someone was like, "They also gave Ratchet Groucho brows for Japan"

Really put some things into perspective

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Eugene-Levification

[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

White boy shocks Soviet officials by speaking fluent Brezhnev

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Bro is getting dangerously close to doing what the racially insensitive might call "juggalo blackface"

gonna keep a close eye on this.

[–] Busgirl@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He kept getting called a twink too much, now he's overcompensating for it

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Busgirl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What a stupid picture holding the price of wood in your hand with a bag instead of being a true Chad and throwing it in to the bed of your duallie leaving the tailgate open leaning on the tailgate throwing your hair back and looking hungrily at the camera. Maybe show a little belly

[–] miz@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

of course there is

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Ben Shapiro, watching Hasan Piker livestreaming:

"WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE THAT I DONT ANYWAY"

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

He saw how people were saying Jordan Peterson is like Kermit the frog and decided that he should be like his favourite muppet Bert.

[–] Sulvy@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

According to Grok, it is both absolutely fake and AI, and 100% real. No, really. Check the linked twitter thread. It says both are true, so that's gotta be the truth!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Kind of odd how he's got a shaped trimmed haircut and beard, new blazer, but told the stylist nah the brows stay unkempt.

[–] Salah@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

His eyebrows are shaped as well, the lines around them are unnaturally sharp. Which means that the eyebrow shape was a stylistic choice which is amazing.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

This smacks of gender

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Bro got Burt Reynolds crumb brushes above his eyes.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

geordi-no Wooly Willy

geordi-yes Bushy Benny

[–] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

he's caterpillar farming

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

there's no way that this is a real pic. what the fuck

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 months ago

Why do I want to buy fruit from Ben Shapiro all of a sudden?

[–] Busgirl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

His beard is so fucking bad!! It looks like he rubbed some soot on

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Definitely something changed. His brows looked pretty natural before, maybe a little cleaned up, but not shaved in half

debate-me-debate-me

kubrick-stare

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Why does he look like JD Vance in the 2nd pic

[–] Busgirl@hexbear.net 0 points 2 months ago

His dad could get it

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Is he eating cow growth hormones? Steroids?

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Every eyebrow hair is sacred, whenever a woman removes one by waxing it, he adopts it.

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Why is ben shappiro turning into the eyebrows guy from Furi kuri? Are those stickers as well?