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They even put Walter White in the video 😭

https://xcancel.com/WhiteHouse/status/2029741548791853331?s=20

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[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

Two different Mortal combat quotes and fucking Yugioh too. Jesus.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 9 points 14 hours ago

Why are evil people always so pathetic? Just no sense of shame catgirl-disgust

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 17 hours ago

I feel like a lifetime of my stupid absurdist jokes has been preparing me for this moment and yet it has failed in that preparation.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 16 hours ago

Walter is actually a good guy and the hero of breaking bad, I have a phd in media literacy smug-explain

[–] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 36 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I'm normally one to advocate for moving beyond concepts like cringe and just enjoying whatever, but i'm making an exception for this.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 14 points 16 hours ago

calling sincerity "cringe" is bad, calling whatever the fuck this is "cringe" is the only word for it

[–] MidnightPocket@hexbear.net 7 points 14 hours ago

the ruling class is cringe

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 20 hours ago

Me too but we can make an exception for whenever the White House does something annoying

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 16 points 18 hours ago

trump-moist See? We DO have heroes besides Spongebob and Spiderman. So there!

amerikkka-clap

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 35 points 21 hours ago

Walter White and Saul Goodman too, which is appropriate given that the US is great at selling drugs and running scams all over the world

[–] ComRed@hexbear.net 43 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

The american century of humiliation is proceeding steadily I see.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 24 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Do you think whoever was in charge of Qing China posted the 1800's equivalent of soy compilations, or is that uniquely American?

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 15 points 16 hours ago

Qing era soy compilations are when you keep detailed records of the production and transportation of soy beans.

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 23 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

if only they understood that they were humiliated

[–] nay@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago

I'm pretty fucking humiliated.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 4 points 14 hours ago

This is just the current version of "Thank you Jack Bauer."

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 21 points 20 hours ago

Imagine how Mel Gibson must feel about his biggest movie being used to shill for Israel lol

[–] a_party_german@hexbear.net 27 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah I'm as baffled as everybody else. Who is making these clips? Some 35yr old WH staffer?

Who's the audience here, millennials? Anyone under 30 is guaranteed to NOT comprehend all these movie references, right? Are there any zoomers that have actually seen the OG gladiator? Do Boomers/GenXers understand the GTA San Andreas "Here we go again..." from the other clip?

I don't understand. Who comes up with content like that, who greenlights that shit? It is all AI insanity? Many questions.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 13 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 6 points 15 hours ago

The final boss of thumbs.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

You're giving them too much credit. This was 100% some AI shit with a prompt like "do this and add memes" or something.

Or maybe they are trying to target 32-45 year old nerds for some reason. Thankfully I think we're all too bitter and tired to fall for it.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 10 points 17 hours ago

This was 100% some AI shit with a prompt like "do this and add memes" or something.

AI video models can't do that, not even something absolutely horrifying like LTX that includes audio generation. This looks like it's mostly just a traditionally chopped up series of clips from different things MUXed with random lines from movies and TV shows that terminally online chuds substituted for a personality ten years ago and never let go of.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 11 points 20 hours ago

Isn’t there some 23 year old groyper doing the social media for DHS? Maybe it’s the same guy

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago

Most mature CHUD.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

The White House is doing its part to kill memes and pop culture I see.

Isn't Beerus literally an amoral god of destruction that throws tantrums over pudding?

Anyway, I was going to say that the US is more like Mr. Satan. But even though Mr. Satan was a fraud and an idiot, he had a heart of gold. Bro defeated Buu by teaching him to care for a puppy, that's wholesome shit.

So fuck it, America is Freeza. Oh no I'm one step away from doing the liberal Dumbledore meme

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Anyway, I was going to say that the US is more like Mr. Satan. But even though Mr. Satan was a fraud and an idiot, he had a heart of gold.

What do you mean? He defeated Cell, don't diss the Champ like that.

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 8 points 16 hours ago

gonna catch a megaton punch talkin' about the champ like that

[–] fannin@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Freeza isn’t very intelligent but he’s miles smarter than the US

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Is there a Dragon Ball villain that is stupid and evil but also powerful?

The US is whatever that one is.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

Cell Max is a giant, monstrous reconstruction of Cell that basically just shoots lasers everywhere in a rage.

[–] booty@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Very specific forms of Buu

Old Broly?

Pilaf back in the day???

Idk honestly no one really maps very well

[–] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago

Garlic Junior