Two different Mortal combat quotes and fucking Yugioh too. Jesus.
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Why are evil people always so pathetic? Just no sense of shame 
I feel like a lifetime of my stupid absurdist jokes has been preparing me for this moment and yet it has failed in that preparation.
Walter is actually a good guy and the hero of breaking bad, I have a phd in media literacy 
I'm normally one to advocate for moving beyond concepts like cringe and just enjoying whatever, but i'm making an exception for this.
calling sincerity "cringe" is bad, calling whatever the fuck this is "cringe" is the only word for it
the ruling class is cringe
Me too but we can make an exception for whenever the White House does something annoying
See? We DO have heroes besides Spongebob and Spiderman. So there!

Walter White and Saul Goodman too, which is appropriate given that the US is great at selling drugs and running scams all over the world
The american century of humiliation is proceeding steadily I see.
Do you think whoever was in charge of Qing China posted the 1800's equivalent of soy compilations, or is that uniquely American?
Qing era soy compilations are when you keep detailed records of the production and transportation of soy beans.
if only they understood that they were humiliated
I'm pretty fucking humiliated.
This is just the current version of "Thank you Jack Bauer."
Imagine how Mel Gibson must feel about his biggest movie being used to shill for Israel lol
Yeah I'm as baffled as everybody else. Who is making these clips? Some 35yr old WH staffer?
Who's the audience here, millennials? Anyone under 30 is guaranteed to NOT comprehend all these movie references, right? Are there any zoomers that have actually seen the OG gladiator? Do Boomers/GenXers understand the GTA San Andreas "Here we go again..." from the other clip?
I don't understand. Who comes up with content like that, who greenlights that shit? It is all AI insanity? Many questions.
You're giving them too much credit. This was 100% some AI shit with a prompt like "do this and add memes" or something.
Or maybe they are trying to target 32-45 year old nerds for some reason. Thankfully I think we're all too bitter and tired to fall for it.
This was 100% some AI shit with a prompt like "do this and add memes" or something.
AI video models can't do that, not even something absolutely horrifying like LTX that includes audio generation. This looks like it's mostly just a traditionally chopped up series of clips from different things MUXed with random lines from movies and TV shows that terminally online chuds substituted for a personality ten years ago and never let go of.
Isnβt there some 23 year old groyper doing the social media for DHS? Maybe itβs the same guy
Most mature CHUD.
The White House is doing its part to kill memes and pop culture I see.
Isn't Beerus literally an amoral god of destruction that throws tantrums over pudding?
Anyway, I was going to say that the US is more like Mr. Satan. But even though Mr. Satan was a fraud and an idiot, he had a heart of gold. Bro defeated Buu by teaching him to care for a puppy, that's wholesome shit.

So fuck it, America is Freeza. Oh no I'm one step away from doing the liberal Dumbledore meme
Anyway, I was going to say that the US is more like Mr. Satan. But even though Mr. Satan was a fraud and an idiot, he had a heart of gold.
What do you mean? He defeated Cell, don't diss the Champ like that.
gonna catch a megaton punch talkin' about the champ like that
Freeza isnβt very intelligent but heβs miles smarter than the US
Is there a Dragon Ball villain that is stupid and evil but also powerful?
The US is whatever that one is.
Cell Max is a giant, monstrous reconstruction of Cell that basically just shoots lasers everywhere in a rage.
Very specific forms of Buu
Old Broly?
Pilaf back in the day???
Idk honestly no one really maps very well
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