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wait, wasn't this two or three weeks ago? it's still in the supply chain? wtf is going on
edit: wait or was that listeria
imagining a rando with good political instincts but no context first sneering at this, then getting confused, looking up the oceangate incident, then smiling like a toddler with candy
"critical support" to cops putting themselves in between desperate people and the means of their survival, especially in rural areas of red state gun-owning america
I don't speak ... whatever language that is
this is shockingly racist for a casual response to banter
idk guy preventing nuclear armageddon sounds pretty goddamned political if you ask me
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we are trapped on the holodeck y'all, it's happening
(hexbear.net)
https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2024/0716/1460216-united-ireland-committee/
it's all just a holodeck malfunction folks, we'll be back to warp 8 and after-shift drinks in ten forward in no time. the captain is on top of it
"I've done it Kyle! I've become the bastards of city hall!"
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the details (via Variety Magazine):
Kyle Gass, true heart of the poster, put the tenacious in tenacious d, Jack Black, true pants of the pisser, put the money in his mouth and his whole ass in front of the camera
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are we in "weeks where decades happen" territory rn?
(hexbear.net)
-supreme court fash speedrun any% begins in earnest
-biden does his best cryptkeeper impression in the debate, the lyin' lamestream media balks hard, swing state polls start leaking badly
-reads from post Trump calls for jailing and "televised military tribunals" of "Mr. Biden, Ms. Harris, Mr. Pence, Mr. Schumer, Mr. McConnell and Nancy Pelosi"
-xi presses the rare earth resources socialism button, presumably (or at least hopefully) in prep for pressing the ALL earth resources socialism button
-heritage foundation president does a public threat of violence at the left, increasing his chances of being roadkilled by a significant factor (fingers crossed)
-the west sez: zelensky your country is three embodied forms of corruption in a trenchcoat, yea we are gonna need you to take off that "i fought a losing war of attrition and all i got was a spot in NATO" tshirt you keep wearing on tv
-dr disrespect dropped by subway (this isn't momentous it's just hilarious LMAO)
-steam summer sale
-the pho place near me fixed their broth (less cinnamon 
)
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Little Big Boat Stuck (Not A Drill)
(hexbear.net)
Cargo Ship Stuck In River After Tide Falls | BBC
chanting BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK -
looks like you can't off two whistleblowers a week before the literal door falls off one of your airliners in midflight without taking a couple HITS to your BOTTOM LINE
they linked the wikipedia article for Tankie lmao what a closing argument
wow actual garbage, Babylon Bee grade of take. severe misstep. the onion put on notice (you hate to see it)
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Google AI takes a question on US Presidents - if it was a drinking game it would kill ya
(hexbear.net)
one more vaporized water bottle ✅
what? you are 14 and have a us history report due? ❌
lol hi-fi rush came out of nowhere, sold really well and was critically lauded, what are these money freaks thinking
get this guy a job in the white house
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ProgAimerGirl
joined 6 months ago
, but I draw the line at off-brand cheez-its