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[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

Please, I don't ask for much. I just want the Executive to handle tariffs, the military, and the central bank.

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the instant trump appoints himself fed chair is the instant the market crash begins in earnest. the speed of capital flight would be staggering

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wonder if that would be the point where he actually gets JFK'd

[–] Grapho@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

They'd just slip a little ebola into his piss bag catheter

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Trump also wanted to make himself pope (which would have been the funniest timeline)

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm still a little bummed we didn't get the Mar-a-Lago Antipope sicko-wistful

[–] Grapho@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

I can never play Crusader Kings again knowing I can't be as ridiculous as real life is

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ok, that would be pretty fun actually. The fallout would be immense and long lasting. He won't do that though, thats like a real job. If he does anything, it'll be an ouster that puts in like a Scott bessent type.

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

With how this timeline is going, anything seems possible right now. Don't count out the wet boy just yet. trump-anguish

[–] AF_R@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Trump continuing to unironically do more for Leftism than any Democrat, ever, will never fail to entertain me

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

The contradictions, they're heightening!!

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Do it, coward stonks-down

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Do it, coward!

[–] RION@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago
[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago