LangleyDominos

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[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 24 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

The US becoming the only country to use nukes over a century and spanning two millennia.

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

what are headphones? is that when elderly people used to strap huge, heavy speakers to their head? thank goodness we have evolved past that.

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're called peefs and they're perfectly natural.

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

yeah always roast and grind your kidney beans before making coffee

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

Gotta bring back the peasantry if you want to be a lord.

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Newkular weapons?! But those weapons are massively destructive!

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

Please, I don't ask for much. I just want the Executive to handle tariffs, the military, and the central bank.

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Damn I hate to have my attention diverted towards marginalized people and away from an insurance wework program.