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Mr. President, we must now allow a burger gap! strangelove

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[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 62 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I've seen the chinese wide burger, the americans are also 50 years behind on burger tech

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 40 points 2 weeks ago

America is going to take one chinese hypersonic burger to the arteries and sink like the Nimitz

[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

Dumbasses were so phallically male chauvinist they kept thinking of ways to make the burger taller, when they should have been going wider.

[–] thethirdgracchi@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The rougamo is the superior burger, developed in the Qin dynasty over 2000 years ago and it blows every American "burger" out of the water in flavour and texture.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

sounds good as fuck but that's not a burger

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The little shop near me that sells only them and dumplings calls them "Chinese burger" so they're burger

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

can't argue with that

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

It's the burger's great grandfather

[–] darkmode@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

burgertech is a talent tree in gorbino's quest

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

BurgerTech is a wargaming and fast food science fiction franchise launched by Tricon Global Restaurants in 1984, acquired by PepsiCo in 2001, which was in turn acquired by Yum! Brands in 2003; and published since 2007 by Capcom. The trademark is currently owned by Yum! Brands and, for video games, Now Production; Capcom licenses the franchise from Yum! Brands.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

This made me imagine an alternate past where instead of giving out Star Wars Episode 1 toys at KFC, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut, they gave out battletech miniatures

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

america moment

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

all burger retreat strategies must include comprehensive removal or destruction of grills and fryers to prevent burgertech capture by the enemy

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 weeks ago

The teflon curtain

[–] Biggay@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

The East is Burger

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

American Burger tech - e coli never tasted so good

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Explaining automation to an American: "Now, imagine a burger..."

Do the ice cream machines work?

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

love to expand my company across every continent on earth, becoming the de facto mascot of capitalism, and then some nerds who only unlocked capitalism 30 years ago start beating your ass with the same exact equipment, logistics, and business model.