Well I wasn't really disparaging AI in general, just Gemini and ChatGPT specifically, and not because they're AI, but because I feel their answers are genuinely neutered a bit aka "Disney-fied" which for this kinda joke is ehhh.

Whatever you do don't ask ChatGPT or Gemini this, their boring ass Disney-fied answers ruin the joke.

The only thing I can read and write in Morse code is ...---... Which arguably is probably the most important thing to know about Morse code. So I got that going for me lmao

Not only that, depending on where this vending machine is, it could be nothing more than a leased spot with the actual machine, inventory, and access keys owned by an off site company.

While the sign could be the best that employees of whatever store could do

This right here OP, the company doesn't give a shit about climate. In fact if you go in there and say anything right out the gate about climate emergencies or climate change they're probably just going to tune you out entirely, shake your hand at the end and say something like "Good presentation, we'll get back to you" (Read: they won't)

But start talking about how they can save money and increase profits, now you're talking their language. Maybe mention climate change at the end as some sort of "secondary benefit" like free marketing or something, but that'd be about it

I don't know why everyone is all shocked all of a sudden, there have been various scraper bots collecting text info for...many years now, LONG before LLMs came onto the scene.

What's wrong with water? I usually just get water and ask for lemon slices to squeeze into it. Which is a game changer and they always have on hand because of the alcoholic drinks lmao

That's chocolate milk which is amazing at any time, the post implies plain white milk

We already know that it does, if you have location tracking/history on (Which it is by default)

Dad: Quick reload the save we did before we started this convo path

Mom:...I forgot

Dad:...fuck.

You can post your number, Lemmy censors it

See: ***-**-****

Windows used to actually have cool theming capabilities in Windows 98 (And I think ME/2000) what the hell happened to that LMAO