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[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 92 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, Elon, you do have the charisma and popularity to launch a viable third party all on your own. This is your moment, believe in yourself and get out there and show the people who you really are!

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actually This is cool and good. I would support the destruction of the two party system whatever it takes. I don't think the elites are brain rotted enough to make it happen.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A third party that is even more hostile to workers while creating no basis for a fourth party to be viable is not cool and good.

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Yes it is. Destroying the two party dialectic opens the route for the dialectic to become reform vs. revolution. The fact that it is yet another reactionary party is great since we don't have to compete with it like we would with a socdem party.

[–] Aelis@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Having a two party system is so dumb to begin with, but yes that way of thinking is the perfect road to a one party system (either directly or indirectly, either long or short term, which could be harmful regardless), the US are cooked anyway because no party could be made let alone survive unless backed by the rich and powerful..it would be anything but « giving the people a voice » 💀

[–] Elysium@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago

Seize all of Musk's assets, deport him- immediately defund and imprison everyone in ICE

This is what I will be wishing for over the next week.

[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Democratic Party's ultimate asset went undercover to infiltrate the Republicans and destroy it from within. This selfless hero sacrificed his popularity and credibility (and $280 million) for the good of the party. This was a plan 10 years in the making finally coming to fruition.

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

reddit party

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What would his party even center on? Green energy? Techno nationalism?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

literally nothing different from what's happening now except he gets money funneled to him

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago

Ah yes the ideological diversity of fascism!

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

More blatantly being nazi than they already are being right now

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Certianly not going to Mars or a near infinity sustainable power logistics space economy harvesting the rare earths for the taking and getting humanity to a stage 1 civilization.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

... one of these days these crazy fuckers are gonna invent democracy by mistake.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

you see, when the people are happy and their needs are met, they produce more high quality stuff. I would like more high quality stuff…

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, but that is known, and deemed completely irrelevant by the overlords as it does not concentrate wealth, it does not keep folk in check, & it's has little relevance to what is/how much monetisable. It's not the quality, it's the price.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

It won't happen because my-hero has a short attention span. He's only capable of impulse decisions that have immediate consequences like buying twitter

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Wake me up when he makes a party for MEN ONLY.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

the fellas party and it's only for the guys

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 month ago

I don't think I want musk at my next gay orgy though

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Trump ran America like a business, Musk will run it like a college fraternity!

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A party with all Musk-backed candidates supporting all of Musk's companies' favorite issues? Wow, thanks rich guy.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He won't even tap into the synergy he ~~built~~ bought.

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago
[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

There’s been several attempts at these wish-washy “sensible alternatives to the dual party partisan bickering and pork barrel spending” third parties, and, besides the brief Reform Party era, they always end up with like 0.25 percent of the vote.

[–] Hotspur@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait so is he an elite, a counter-elite, or a counter-cointer-elite now?

[–] SnakeEyes@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Bean counter elite

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Gee man if only you had means to fund another party.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who would vote for musk? I thought conservatives hated him because he said mean things about trump. Most everyone else hates him for a variety of reasons (is a billionaire, is a nazi, whatever the fuck doge was). Does he still have fans? That vote? In the US?

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hyper-capitalist accelerationist tech bros still love him.

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So a voter base of maybe 50k people?

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Disproportionate number of billionaires in there though. They're the ones shaping policy, not voters.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

So many stupid young men love him. Do not underestimate his popularity. The manosphere thinks he's amazing

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

His party needs to have the KEK acronym somehow

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Ku Elon Klan

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Shut up Yang!

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

ok who taught him the word "uniparty"?

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Gamer party of Nazikkka

[–] MizuTama@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

This time, someone will finally find the mythical center.