[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 95 points 17 hours ago

THANK U FOR PROTECTING ME FROM EVER AFFORDING AN ELECTRIC CAR MR PRESIDENT. I'LL CROSS THAT OFF MY LIST, JUST LIKE "HEALTHCARE" AND "LITERALLY ANY HOME." joker-amerikkklap

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

First the worst. Everyone knows 26th is the superior place to be.

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

I've been on Medicaid in a few states. Where it's good it's good. The hurdles are much more manageable as you're doing them than they seem beforehand. Once you're through, you have access to free (zero copay, zero monthly) healthcare. It's not going to be the best in the world and, usually, dental is God awful, but for routine medical stuff and at least getting started on mental health care, it can be a life saver.

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago

Do you think people who like this shit just see the world this way to begin with? Like, pure vibes and quasi-surrealist blending together of figures and concepts?

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 34 points 3 days ago

You still have to pay full price

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

4 years ago would have been better, but tomorrow would be nice.

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 55 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Honestly, libs must love the genocide. It gives them cover for all the other ways Biden is garbage too. They get to pretend it's just that one issue (which mustn't be named because genocide sounds bad), and they align with the left on everything else. Grossly inadequate action on climate change all but certainly dooming millions to death by climate disaster, white supremest border policies and foreign policy more broadly, failure to increase the minimum wage, failure to control cost of living, failure to protect reproductive rights, failure to protect LGBTQ+ rights, massive infrastructure failures like train derailments and Boeing and bridges, funding a corrupt military industrial complex grift in Ukraine, stoking a world war with China while simultaneously denying us affordable electric vehicles, robustly funding the police while discrediting and neutering BLM movement and then siccing their paid piggies on us first chance they get, expansion of domestic surveillance, failure to meaningfully address the rise of mask off fascism in America, healthcare please, no college debt relief, the list goes on and on.

But no, they just have to pretend we're all holdouts and unreasonable for caring about one issue. It's the only one they can't rationalize away because genocide is truly a bridge too far, so they retreat behind rhetoric and flatten the magnitude of that issue by pretending it somehow has to be considered in the larger picture while simultaneously refusing to give the larger picture any kind of sober analysis. These people are truly the smoothest of brains.

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Oh look, a lost lib. Around these parts the Chinese Communist Party is generally viewed favorably. Them churning out lessons for kids to identify and resent capitalists is cool and good actually.

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Avert your gaze! He's shy! crush

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 90 points 2 weeks ago

Does middle management just have untreated anxiety and are now projecting that onto everyone around them? Literally what are they complaining about here.

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chef's kiss levels of layered irony here.

A)The market distributing housing based on gambling instead of need is irrational

B) still believing TSLA will somehow redeem itself instead of continuing to slowly unravel like a cheap coat is irrational

C) preferring homelessness to losing investment positions already massively losing value is irrational, literally sunk cost fallacy, but HODL my dude ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค‘

D) if we ignore the insane predatory distribution of housing as a moral issue and accept this bizzaro world distribution system as it is, YOU'RE THE MARKET ASSHOLE. THE ONLY REASON TSLA EVER GOT SO HIGH WAS BECAUSE OF IRRATIONAL MANIACS LIKE YOU ENDLESSLY PROPAGANDIZING MUSK, SOY FACING WHILE LICKING HIS BOOTS AND CONVINCING YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO SO THE SAME. YOU'RE THE PROBLEM. THIS IS THE MARKET ACTUALLY CORRECTING FOR A GODDAMN CHANGE, AND YOUR RESPONSE IS TO DOUBLE DOWN? YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE BEFORE THE MARKET WILL EVER BE RATIONAL, BECAUSE MARKETS DON'T MAKE RATIONAL DECISIONS, AND YOU'RE A MORTAL LITTLE SPECK OF EMBODIED HUMAN CAPITAL AND WHEN THE MACHINE HAS NO USE FOR YOU IT WILL DISCARD YOU WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD LINE MUST GO UP.

E) living in a Tesla is a terrible decision. You can buy a good minivan for less than $5000 Dollars and do a no build camper build in it for much better quality of life. Link for comrades who might genuinely need it--i know I might in the near future pain https://youtu.be/25VBk8AOqRQ?si=mfyXb8YfPP69ne6-

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If you are too horny to speak, please use the appropriate gestures when turning yourself in to the volcel police

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Yeah, I've still got that shit stuck in my head a decade later, but now when I yearn for a sandwich I look at a menu featuring $13 options pre-tax. Suck me off with that Subway. Fuck you and your pedo sandwiches.

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[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 109 points 1 month ago

A lot of being a leftist means spelling out just how grotesque and violent libs are to their faces because they can't connect the dots by themselves. There are no constellations to these people, only twinkling lights.

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Please appreciate it and move along.

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[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 77 points 1 month ago

"The natives are singing, what a cute little display!" dean-smile

Translator whispers into Kamala's ear

dean-neutral

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 77 points 1 month ago

Funny, when I discuss politics and communism for hours during a date I usually get laid. Skill issue for this homie I guess - get better material.

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Why yes, I do want to buy a $50 pencil sketch of Jason Momoa from a guy with a punisher profile picture. This is how we beat AI.

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