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[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 179 points 6 months ago
[-] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 78 points 6 months ago

oh wow I never saw this one reversed, even stole his scarf lol

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 56 points 6 months ago

Lol totally missed that. data-laughing

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[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 125 points 6 months ago
[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 93 points 6 months ago

NAFO sacrifice to Ukraine. Once the figurine drowns in cum, Ukraine wins. As you can see, it's going poorly.

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 58 points 6 months ago
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[-] D61@hexbear.net 56 points 6 months ago

NAFO Cum Sacrifice and NoFAP, the eternal contradiction

[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 49 points 6 months ago

Which is why Isn'treal has Cummandos extracting the cum directly from the balls. No fapping necessary!

[-] Lucien@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Fapping is a sin. God wants you to extract it surgically.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 65 points 6 months ago

she didn't call him back because he's obviously a quitter, that jar isn't even half full

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[-] Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt@hexbear.net 103 points 6 months ago

Ruzzia

These people are desperate to make the letter Z a demonic evil symbol while defending all the literal nazi symbols ukraine uses. Deeply unserious people.

[-] Alisu@hexbear.net 58 points 6 months ago

The double S is literally right there, they can't even do that, maybe they like nazis for real

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 35 points 6 months ago

I've seen ruSSia in the wild from these freaks, doesn't change the fact that their side are the nazis

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[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 100 points 6 months ago

Imagine seeing a cute little figurine, commenting on it, then suddenly, the guy goes into a rant about how he wants all Russians dead.

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 90 points 6 months ago

"... and that's why these genocidal orcs are trying to wipe out all of western civilization ..."

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 47 points 6 months ago

nooooooooooo dont do the meatman john silver like this kitty-cri-screm

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[-] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 83 points 6 months ago

blue-check continues to be a reliable indicator for complete losers

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 82 points 6 months ago

Oh god I just learned what NAFO is and I think I was hit with a lethal dose of cringe. It's been good knowing you comrades!

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 72 points 6 months ago

NAFO is the demon core of cringe

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 46 points 6 months ago

Unrelated: I've always wanted to run a D&D/Fantasy TTRPG Mega Dungeon campaign where the demon core lay at the lowest level of the dungeon, warping and mutating all the inhabitants of the dungeon, protected by a Radiation Dragon.

Maybe one day I'll have the time.

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago

This is not a place of honor.(But what if it was?)

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[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 55 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 55 points 6 months ago

the 69th Bonketeers

Jesus fucking Christ these fucking losers

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[-] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 45 points 6 months ago

lmfao wtf? These people are the most unserious motherfuckers on the planet

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[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 79 points 6 months ago

lol, he really posted this massive L willingly, it'd take waterboarding to get this info out of me.

[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 78 points 6 months ago

Out of the loop. What's the figure? Is it elf on the shelf for ukraine flag emojis or something?

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 73 points 6 months ago

Its a mascot for the weird Twitter guys who call themselves nafo

I don't know more than that but they seem insufferable

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 50 points 6 months ago
[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago

Oh, it's more doge meming? I thought it was at least a wolf or something.

I gotta be honest that all the cringe doge stuff in the last couple years has really ruined the whole shiba inu breed for me. Throw this on the pile, ig.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago

Wait a minute nafo isn't just a lefty thing for north Atlantic Fuckers org

Are you telling me libs have convinced themselves buying little owls is praxis for ukraine

[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

yeah I got exposed to this cognitohazard on this forum in the first like 2-6mo of the russia-cool SMO

it's real bleak, try not to think too hard about what it's like for them

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[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

it's a funko pop for neocon manchildren

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 77 points 6 months ago

Funny, when I discuss politics and communism for hours during a date I usually get laid. Skill issue for this homie I guess - get better material.

[-] PastaCeci@lemmy.ml 75 points 6 months ago

The only person I want to talk about politics with for hours before banging is Fidel Castro

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

kim-il-young stalin-young che-cigar isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 62 points 6 months ago

That poor woman lol probably had a very funny story to tell her friends the next day

[-] lapis@hexbear.net 52 points 6 months ago

look I know we're all discussing the absolute cringe of the post and the weird lil guy in a jar, but also wtaf is this book.

[-] lapis@hexbear.net 46 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] abc@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago

the navajo owned sore joint rub probably does slap but it's extremely funny to me that it is dead center in that photo with a bunch of various generic looking ones

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These internet liberals waste their six figure salaries on the ugliest merchandise imaginable.

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[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 47 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

https://twitter.com/ConLaw60654/status/1770247245855637544

Someone did dodge a bullet for sure

Be prepared for nuclear grade cringe in the comments

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 40 points 6 months ago

I would not publicly announce my grandfather was a Chetnik, but that's just me.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 6 months ago

I doubt he even knows what that means. These NAFO dorks probably pick a socialist country at random to claim they were "born in" and were heavily oppressed by the evil commies in. They don't even check the wikipedia articles on them most likely, just google maps to find locations. At this point I'm more convinced that anyone who claims to have escaped "communist oppression" on the internet is just lying about it, because they're used to talking to liberals who will believe anyone who claims to have been from a place as being an expert on that place by default.

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[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago

This girl went and joined the Essence of Time militia after.

[-] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 6 months ago

Why do these types ALL have this exact same damn profile picture?!

[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 35 points 6 months ago

The representation of a NAFO "Fella" is a Shiba Inu dog (based on the Doge meme), often used as an avatar and sometimes described as a "cartoon dog", or a "group of Shiba Inu soldiers".

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

They're fascists.

All of these people are the same people that previously used to use the pepe frog as their dogwhistle to one another. Now they use a chibi shiba inu.

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[-] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

o no. its a JAR.

spray-bottle visible-disgust qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

Also that name is familiar, I think he actually reported me for ban evasion one time after I sent him death threats.

RIP "Hamas Rocket (with emojis making a burning Isisraeli flag)" with like 700 tweets, lmao.

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