[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Posadist President!

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Which would be funnier, President Trump with VP Walz, or President Kamala with VP Vance?

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

This time, I actually think they do. They actually seem to be trying this time, presumably because they're scared of Trump with presidential immunity, and it's quickly approaching "and then they came for me".

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It won't be a repeat of Bush v. Gore, because that election was actually pretty close. This will be one of the most hilariously lopsided elections in history, where Kamala wins like 75% of the vote, and wins every single swing state (along with at least one red state no one expected to go blue), but the GOP makes a dumb argument and the Supreme Court forces Trump to win.

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[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

Israel said that Israel is doing nothing wrong, why shouldn't I believe Israel?

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 38 points 6 days ago

Domestic violence in New York goes down by 40%.

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

There's so many things in that series I choose to believe are canon.

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

I wonder if his true form, while he was alive, was like Mr. House's true form from Fallout New Vegas.

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago

I've seen them call GTA VI "forced diversity". Please explain how Latino characters in South Florida are forced.

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

I miss the old design for Noise Marines, back when they had colorful Mohawks and wielded electric guitars.

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 48 points 6 days ago

Why are Northern Israelis so scared of Hezbollah? After all, Hezbollah says they only attack military targets.

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Like, I still have termination anxiety. When there's nothing obvious to do at work, I get really anxious, like there's something I'm forgetting to do.

What should be relaxing is a source of dread.

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I've been unemployed for almost 6 months now. I wasn't even paid enough while I was working, but now, I've depleted all my savings, my credit card balance is going up, I'm not even sure how much longer I can keep collecting unemployment, I still have absolutely zero job prospects, I'm having a hard time affording anything that gives me genuine enjoyment.

Beyond money, I don't have a good social life. I really only have acquaintances who would all rather be with other people. Me thinking about finding love feels like me thinking about being a billionaire, basically just a fantasy so far from the conditions of my life, it's absurd.

If I finally get a job, what then? I still have to scrounge to financially recover? I'm still alone? What do I even have to live for?

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I completely forgot about the existence of Chalkzone until now.

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Eyes drying up only.

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