her entire self-image is a narcissistic identification with the zionist entity, which is in crisis and unlikely to exist next year

She's completely fried. I know we joke about liberals short circuiting sometimes, but I think it this case it might have actually happened.

Her entire worldview in the past year has been on the brink of being shattered. Israel keeps doing worse and worse things, and more of the world keeps condemning it. If she accepts Israel is wrong, it opens the gate for the rest of her worldview to come crashing down - essentially a mental breakdown.

So instead, she's become more entrenched and is now having a breakdown in the opposite direction. I'm being completely serious - a close family member of mine had a total mental breakdown because their worldview (of them being a great parent) was shattered by reality, and they haven't been the same since. I can match this person's text behaviours to the shit Fartlow sharts over twitter. I really think they've totally lost it.

Don't try me.

Oh no, she's going to call people antisemitic on a platform that hosts actual antisemites...

Anyway

The Shatman

this reads like copy for a 90's/00's cologne ad

Scarecrow dosing BatBartlow with fear toxin and locking her in a room full of "Free Parking" signs

don't forget to read this with a thick scottish accent

If you can't handle me at my fard, you don't deserve me at my shid

Show some respect. She has a very serious job that consists of stopping Jack Nicholson from unleashing fart gas on all those parade goers.

Neither the hero we deserve nor the hero we need. Not a hero at all. This is the sort of post you dig up that you made in your teens that makes you cringe so hard you pull a muscle, not when you’re nearly forty.

So what happened is that at 9 pm (technically after sunset) she scraped a Palestinian flag sticker off a lamppost on her street. Heart pounding, adrenaline surging, she sprinted back to her apartment to post this.

This reads like something you'd have as your MSN Messenger status in 2003 if you were an edgy kid.

i choose to read this in the voice

"You wanna know the difference between me and you, i don't consider people being mean to me online a literal violent attack"

Is this the most melted brain on twitter? Gotta be up there.

Zionist Batman would be an incredible Cum Town bit.

I'm like Batman. I go to the toilet inside my suit, because it is too complicated to undo, so I do my business right there like it wasn't a thing. Inside the suit. It does not impede my mobility. I'm mobile, I'm social. I can move about and schmooze with the rich people, even if I'm going to the toilet right there and then. I'm a billionaire playboy.

I'm not taking back anything I said or explaining who I am or why I'm different.

Is this Tinder?

If you're lucky enough to see behind my mask then you can figure some of that out for yourself.

Mom, can we have a Marilyn Monroe quote for my Tinder profile?

We have a Marilyn Monroe quote at home

Marilyn Monroe quote at home

lol. lmao

I don't need you to see me as a hero.

Posting on the internet doesn't make you a hero, but she clearly does need to be seen as one or she wouldn't be making this post

Classic case of delusion

If someone constantly posts a cross after their post or, whatever else, star and crescent moon of Islam or Hindu symbology... etc. I think "kinda seems like a weirdo. Not a person I would willingly hang out with on my own time." I'm not anti-religion. People can do whatever they want and believe whatever. I honestly don't care. I was raised Christian, have many friends who are Muslim, Jewish (practicing orthodox), etc. But they aren't sending me emails at work or in school ending with their religious symbols. Christians do absolutely do this a lot on Twitter... and we all know them as absolute weirdos.

It's just weird how if eaglefucker-mywifeis16-1488 on Twitter is immediately tossed aside (appropriately) as a religious nut as they spam the ✝️ emoji... why am I expected to pay any deference to a person who constantly calls for genocide of Muslim groups and also spams a religious symbol? The Star of David ✡️ is a religious symbol and not representative of her ethnicity. I'm not Christian or Muslim, but if some weirdo was calling for murder of Jews and spamming ✝️ or ☪️ I'd uh... think that person is a nutter because I fundamentally understand that none of these three religions endorse genociding each other. Despite what any minority within them says.

I guess what I'm saying is just as Muslims are disgusted by usage of their religion to justify groups like ISIS doing their crimes and Christians (should be) disgusted by American politicians, etc. invoking Christianity to justify crimes since... well, forever, it should be equally gross and disqualifying from being invited to public discourse if you profane and weaponize the Star of David. It's just so cynical and gross and fuck her.

I'd also include the state of Israel/Zionist supporters who fly the flag of Israel in a very outwardly menacing type of way. They know it's an inflammatory symbol because of they have profaned a religious symbol. David is a revered figure to all the three monotheistic religions and people who see Israel for what it is and are religious or have sympathies for those religions should be disgusted.

Sounds like she defaced a symbol of Palestinian solidarity somewhere in her neighbor, either while smashed or proceeded to get smashed shortly afterwards.

She is like a DC character...

Scarecrow

you are like batman because you think a playboy billionaire living in a secluded mansion with an elderly English gentleman and an young orphan boy doing gymnastics is heroic.

I am like batman, because i think LSD is groovy.

we are not the same.

Eve are you high?

she's perfect

Reads to me like somebody broke up with her after discovering she's a ghoul

New site tagline just dropped

The answer is always no, her brain has been completely broken ever since Seth Rogen posted 💨, not like she was much better before though.

My middle school ex?

I don't think she's ever been okay.

I am become zionism, destroyer of human populations

Absurd narcissism is par for the course