schlongjohnson

joined 5 years ago
[–] schlongjohnson@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

if i play as woman they will take my penits

[–] schlongjohnson@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

the nerds won, and they all want lore books

[–] schlongjohnson@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago

really just looks like hes servicing that gazelle

[–] schlongjohnson@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

jerry jones will not see the light of heaven

[–] schlongjohnson@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

will the republicans have the sense to pull their obviously braindead guy before 3 months tiill the next election?

[–] schlongjohnson@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

please just dont talk about it. i cant take much more

[–] schlongjohnson@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

faster and better defense than an archer. downside being only range 1

[–] schlongjohnson@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

its simple. the parts i like will be canon; the parts i dont like wont be canon

[–] schlongjohnson@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ive seen people proudly boycott bud lite by switching to busch lite

[–] schlongjohnson@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

it's why i go to aldi

[–] schlongjohnson@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

pretty sure vacant teen stare has been a general trope for a while. dont see how this is a gen z specific phenomenon

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