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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

People are already making merch. At least I'd know Bigfoot would be pro-conservation.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

People are saying he met with Hillary Clinton in the woods when she lost in 2016 and he doesn't have a US birth certificate. How does the bigfoot campaign respond to these allegations?

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Bigfoot would like to address your concerns.

First, let’s clear the air. Yes, Bigfoot met with Hillary Clinton, once. The purpose was simple. To discuss whether America was ready for a cryptid in the Oval Office. In 2016, the conclusion was clear. America was not ready.

A lot has changed since then.

In the years that followed, I met with representatives from the Democratic National Committee, and together we agreed that my policies, and frankly, my image, would be better received in a post-Trump democracy. The country has grown. The Overton window has shifted. The vibes are different.

On policy, a Bigfoot administration would deliver federally legal marijuana and common-sense abortion laws that prioritize human women while respecting reality, natural science, and personal freedom.

Now, about my citizenship. There seems to be some confusion due to the fact that my listed residence is a redwood tree in Northern California. Let me be very clear: I was born here. I am a natural-born American. Multiple woodland creatures are prepared to testify under oath, including my beautiful deer wife.

My strongest policies will be concerning immigration and recent ICE misconduct. Under my administration, ICE and DHS would be rebuilt from the ground up with clear accountability and policies that would never allow the abuses we see today. Bigfoot has learned to coexist with humanity and I will take what I learned into action.

After all, my best friend, Chupacabra, immigrated here from Mexico. He’s a living example of how immigrants strengthen our economy and communities. He went from scuttling among rocks and occasionally siphoning goat blood to becoming a successful American entrepreneur in real estate and investment. That’s the American Dream!

Let me be clear! Bigfoot will stomp out corruption in 2028.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Well bigfoot has my vote, though I question his taste in friends.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If Trump claimed he caught bigfoot, what percentage would believe him? 🤔

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If my math is right, about 2%

[–] lemmyseikai@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not sure.

P(bigfoot|trump) = P(bigfoot and Trump)/P(trump)

If bigfoot and Trump are independent events then it's just 14%

Otherwise we need to compute P(bigfoot and Trump) which is likely only possible to figure out with a survey or something.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 2 months ago

Better. Bigfoot math.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

11% think he's honest which means they'll believe everything he says.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

11% its right there. The real question is how many people would believe in bigfoot afterwards: where would it be between 14% and 25%

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 months ago

Bigfoot is a 70s hippie who wants you to smoke grass and love one another.

I’d vote for Bigfoot.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Did a recent poll come out? The last poll I saw in August 2025 (The Economist/YouGov) saw him at 31% total "honest and trustworthy" and 16% "not sure" (page 29).

A reduction to essentially 1/3 of that seems pretty farfetched among the stupid fucks who represent his core base even given what he's been doing this year.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I was looking at my old memes and thought the shitpost fans would enjoy it.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah it seems wildly inflated to me honestly. But I guess it also depends where you are and who you interact with.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I like this guy more

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What is the overlap ot the two groups?

[–] baka@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

nah lefties love bigfoot. the "believing in bigfoot" community is very split on trump. i think there should be a sociological/anthropological investigation into bigfoot beliefs as well as how our media environment promotes far right cryptozoologists (cryptofascist cryptozoologists) more than far left cryptozoologists

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's insane that in this day and age people still believe in Bigfoot. It's obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

there are many species of bigfoot. there's Yeti, Yowai, Sasquatch, and Woodbooger just off the top of my head. to treat them all as the same species ignores how different their local environments are, and therefor that they would surely required different physiologies to survive.

unless of course we assume that bigfoot is some manner of hetero sapien with similar skills in tool use and adaptation to homo sapien

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Is approval is still at 40% . stupid cuntry

[–] j4yc33@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago

The Truth is Out There

Not with Trump it isn't

rimshot

[–] udon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

19% believe these two statistics

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What is it called if you're sexually attracted to Bigfoot?

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well whatever it's called look at that ass.

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

What percent of Bigfoots believe in themselves tho

I believe in you Bigfoots. You can do it!

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish meme's like this included a little footnote of sources. It'd ensure those that need to see it aren't so dismissive.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

We're in shitpost. Sources should be banned here. This post is dangerously close to just more political shit, but bigfoot fortunately saves the day. We don't need to get serious. In fact, being serious is the antihesis of shitposting.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can we talk about Bigfoot, I've been dying to talk about Bigfoot

Bigfoot is one I lean more to it existing. There's a lot of circus around the people looking for it, yes. But I've seen/heard enough accounts of interactions that do I believe there's some common denominator it all.

Is there a smoking gun? No, but I do think the wilderness is wilder than we think. Like whatever is absolutely booking it along this cliff.

Then this one, definitely just a dude in a suit... doing a masterclass in practical effects? I don't know. That's not a small tree.

I think there's a better chance of something big, smart, and strong bipedal in the woods than the WH for sure.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I always believed in Bigfoot, but in kind of an impersonal way. I never really thought about it, but if guys asked you know I mean sure I believe. Prove it's not out there. Kind of toward the skeptical side of belief. I'd never seen that footage though and now I especially believe in Bigfoot, holy shit dude that thing on the mountain is nuts

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 2 months ago

USians like Bigfoot better than they like Bigfake!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Big Foot is probably a little smaller, too.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And infinitely better with the kids

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah. I’ve never heard of a single Bigfoot molesting kids. Bigfoot 2028

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

and more nimble, trump looks like a centaur trying to walk on 2 legs.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

Bigfoot got some cake

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My parents unironically told me they know he's untrustworthy and hope his election and subsequent mismanagement results in dissolution of the government, general anarchy, and eventually the second coming of Christ. We no longer talk.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everything that comes out of Trump's mouth is bullshit, And nobody has ever seen Bigfoot, so Ithis is an amusing valid comparison.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I like talking about Bigfoot. My family (extended) loves him. We have a Bigfoot costume we like to prank the Littles with. Every few years we go snow camping, and someone will distract them while one of the uncles goes into the cabin and throws on the costume. Then we go on a snipe hunt, and oh my gods it's Larry (family lore, that's his name) the local Bigfoot. One time uncle Dennis was in the shower singing at the cabin and, well, Dennis and my nibling Claire are the only ones on that side of the family who are tone deaf. Dude sounded like a moose. So we told Claire that Dennis was actually Larry taking a shower and please give him some privacy on his way back out to the cold. Shit like that.

We've been doing this, uh, four, five generations now.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

How many believe Bigfoot is honest and trustworthy?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's the source on the first one?

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] Ash@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

Can you imagine if a big dumb illiterate humanoid with weird hair and terrible skin, and not potty trained, a tenuous grasp on language and no understanding of international politics, economy or business was in power in the whitehouse. That would be weird.