ChickenLadyLovesLife

My cousin made a movie that was ostensibly about time travel, but the kicker at the end was that it was a group of people fucking with a rich person to make them think time travel was possible in order to scam him. I hated the movie until the ending because I think time travel is such a worn-out and lazy sci-fi trope.

"Your daughters won't even want dolls once I get through with them."

I used to work as a consultant for Comcast at their HQ in Philly. One winter day my boss from the consulting company called me and said we were going to go meet with Time Warner Cable about writing some software for them. He showed up and when I put on my coat he said "what are you doing?" We then rode the elevator up to the floor where TWC had a fucking suite of offices ... in the Comcast Center. This was a couple of years before the merger attempt, and leaves me still wondering why that merger failed when the companies were effectively already merged.

It's funny, I also own a used school bus and that gets barely worse mileage than the roadster.

At least your getting good gas mileage.

Lol I get about 16-18 mpg. 6-cylinder engines ain't fuel efficient even when they're jammed into a go-kart. For bonus points, the damned thing takes 93 octane.

I wish I could do that but I drive a roadster. Absolutely no fucking way to stretch out comfortably.

I would love for the Japanese capsule hotels to become a thing here in the US. I've always hated paying $150 or whatever for a full room (or suite) during a road trip late at night when all I do is crash out on the bed and then get up and drive first thing the next morning.

I stayed at one AirBnB where the owner had replaced all the kitchen counters with untreated butcher block. The instructions basically said "don't use the kitchen". For bonus points, my parents got the one bedroom and I had to sleep in the kids' room ... on the bottom bunk with the actual kid's sheets because there weren't any other sheets in the house. I just felt sorry for the kid.

I had a friend in the '90s who moved into a duplex and found that the previous tenant had cut into the separating wall and tied a splitter into the neighbor's cable line. So he had free cable until the day the cable went out and he called the cable company to complain.

I was a programmer and I wrote lots of applications that showed the progress of long-running tasks with a progress bar that was reasonably accurate. It just took a little bit of extra work is all, plus knowledge of how to do it. Every time I put in a spinny thing instead (and incidentally it's still possible to have the main task frozen while a little spinny thing on a separate thread happily spins away) it was because the managers and designers were too cheap and/or lazy to do it properly. Admittedly, adding a reasonably accurate time-remaining estimate is more complicated, but that's also the part that is less important.

I remember when Netscape (the browser) back in the late 90s or thereabouts came up with the "innovation" of having a progress bar that would go left to right, and when it got all the way to the right it would reverse and go in the other direction. The whole thing would just go back and forth until the action was done -- not a "progress" bar at all, just a "well, maybe something is happening, it'll be done when it's done" animation. Later replaced by the ingenious shit going around in a circle that is ubiquitous today, that creates no illusions of it being a progress indicator at all.

Istanbul?