Programmer Humor

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This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

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Dream job! (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 hour ago by hypertown@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Can't argue with that (lemmy.ml)
submitted 4 hours ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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can't have SHIT in detroit (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) by levzzz@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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it was a test database with like 3 rows, btw

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Typical (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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The general feeling of documentating things (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by merari42@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Hope y'all are having a very NULL QA day (fedia.io)
submitted 2 days ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Bret Hart - You're dereferencing a null pointer! (www.youtube.com)
submitted 2 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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May The Spirit of Easter Bless Our Production (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Corporate Branding (lemmy.ml)
submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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I hate MSVC (lemmy.ca)
submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/42598837

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Mornings (lemmy.ml)
submitted 4 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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This might have some impact on efficiency (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by merari42@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Efficiency (lemmy.ml)
submitted 5 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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A Trial (lemmy.ml)
submitted 6 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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i use edit.com, notepad and geany btw (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 6 days ago by dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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crossposted from irc

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How my day is going: (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 week ago by wise_pancake@lemmy.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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So today I discovered that there's a cron job that holds non-reproducible state that died, and now our system is fucked.

The cron job doesn't live inside any source control. This morning it entered a terminal state, and because it overwrites its state there's no way to revert it.

I'm currently waiting for the database rollback and have rewritten it in a reproducible/idempotent way.

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Excel logic (now with 100% less AI!) (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by elrecoal19_1@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Credit to ICastFist@programming.dev

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Inspired by ICastFist I remade an AI slop meme in 40 mins in blender (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Gonzako@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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PyPi tariff (pypi.org)
submitted 1 week ago by fubarx@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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๐Ÿ‘Š TARIFF ๐Ÿ”ฅ

The GREATEST, most TREMENDOUS Python package that makes importing great again!

TARIFF is a fantastic tool that lets you impose import tariffs on Python packages. We're going to bring manufacturing BACK to your codebase by making foreign imports more EXPENSIVE!

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MAKE IMPORTING GREAT AGAIN! (github.com)
submitted 1 week ago by cx40@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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App crashed to the point that even the error message has errors (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Mexigore@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Excel logic (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Types of GitHub Users. (comicss.art)
submitted 1 week ago by Tea@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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https://comicss.art/comics/180

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Make Bash Great Again!! (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 week ago by Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Tariffs (comicss.art)
submitted 1 week ago by Tea@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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https://comicss.art/comics/178

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