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Life is hard (lemmy.world)
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Stop comparing programming languages

  • Python is versatile
  • JavaScript is powerful
  • Ruby is elegant
  • C is essential
  • C++
  • Java is robust
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particularly move your cv to the blank email

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Happens all the time (sh.itjust.works)
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Cupholder.exe (lemmy.zip)
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Defragged Zebra (sh.itjust.works)
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submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by rbits@lemm.ee to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Comment from my group project teammate. You don't need to comment every line lol

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A JavaScript developer, a Python developer, a C++ developer, and 97 PHP developers enter a bar.

The barman asks, “What can I get ya, fellows?”

The PHP developers say they’ll make their orders later. The barman turns to the JavaScript developer and asks him for his order. 

“I’ll have a beer.” The JavaScript developer replies, and the barman turns around and quickly serves him a bottle.

The PHP developers start singing loudly: “99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.”

The barman feels a headache coming on. He ignores them and asks the Python developer what she’ll have. He cringes internally when the woman orders a beer as well.

Quickly, he serves her a beer.

“98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall.”

The PHP developers finish singing the next verse. The barman, now incensed, looks at the PHP developers and asks why they’re doing this.

“We heard there’s strength in numbers.”

The barman scowls and turns to C++ developer with a sigh, “What about you then? What can I get ya?”

The C++ developer sighs, “I’ll have 97 bottles of beer.”

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submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by carrylex@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Context:

People have been asking for IPv6 Support on GitHub since years (probably a decade by now)

... and someone even got so annoyed that they decided to setup a dedicated website for checking this: https://isgithubipv6.live/

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C++ (lemmy.zip)
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Naming is hard (sh.itjust.works)
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Serverless and homeless (sh.itjust.works)
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Got no time to code (sh.itjust.works)
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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by jet@hackertalks.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Introducing http://tom7.org/bovex

a paper about a new typesetting system that I wrote to produce the paper (and the talk's slides). That system is called BoVeX and the paper is called Badness 0

From the mind of @tom7@mastodon.social

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TCP vs UDP (lemmy.world)
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