i think ive pinpointed exactly why twitter devs are terrible
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# Checking validity of each file
for file in directory:
content = file.read()
for keywords in ("heil hitler","hitler did nothing wrong","kill the jews","hitler was the victim","there is no evidence for the Holocaust"):
if keywords in content:
return True
# File is Invalid and fake news
return False
The man loves destroying his work. Let ‘em get to it. It’s what he’s the best at doing.
EVERYTHING'S COMPUTAH!
From the genius and his whipped minions that brought you MechaHitler after some "fixes and improvements"...
...Comes the same AI that offers to "fix your code."
Wow. Simply astounding. A magnificent feat indeed, to waste so many finite precious resources over such garbage.
Kindly Ctrl+A and shift-delete "All your code files", sir.
Does he really don't know the difference between cut and copy?
I find that without being able to see the rest of my IDE it makes no sense to just paste a single class worth of code at a time in there, it has no context for the rest of the application
He probably thinks that the entire application is only one source file
Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.
Drop the executable in the GrokBox
The entire file! My biggest frustration with cursor is that it doesn't support reading from multiple projects at once so it can see the context of how the projects interact or how interfaces are implemented.
Have you used GenAI for art? It can do a reasonable job for the entire composition, but the extra fine detail have to be inpainted with specific prompts, and there are special routines that make sure faces and hands look human.
The same with code. It can outline the entire project but details need to be inpainted and specific errors handled.
The context window can't handle an entire codebase, never mind multiple projects.
LMAO, yeah let's jist disregard all the other files that are definately not required contextually!!!!
Presumably anybody that does this gets their code integrated into the training data right?
No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.
He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.
Wdym. Just copy-paste your source code. Go ahead. That one single file with the source code, copy-paste it.
Not copy-paste. Cut-paste. As an additional feature that way your source code becomes as light weighted as 0 Kb.
please don’t use grok.
elon is poisoning the air over memphis with exhaust from the generators that he’s using to power it while using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool it.
please don’t use grok.
Is using it without paying him anything fine?
no. It will give grok data to learn from. Don't use it at all.
You're probably preaching to the choir here. lol
i just wanna keep sayin it out loud so maybe folks remember.
You'd have to say it on the platforms normies use, make it short and attention-grabbing, a drone shot, a couple of tits...
I do work for an AI centric company and we've used almost every major model in some way, shape, or form.
Grok was so bad on all fronts that we ceased using it completely.
So I don't believe this for one second. I don't even find ChatGPT to be useful for code. I'd probably put Claude first and versions of Gemini second, with no current third.
I men, grok 4 only just came out. Can’t really judge it based on previous models
Very true the last ones weren't going around spewing as many Nazi talking points
Wait so are they using grok to code grok? No wonder it keeps getting shittier
His engineers swear by it! To his face, at least.
When he asks to see their code, they send him a single file.
Hey Grok, take this one file out of the context of my 250,000 line project and give me that delicious AI slop!
Just really fuck up this shit. I want it unrecognizable!
Get popcorn ready
Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.
Enjoy popcorn
My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.
I’d love to see Linus verbally bitchslap the fuckwit. Or physically, that’d be cool too.
I think that Linus becoming less of an abusive asshole over the years has been a positive development, but I wouldn't mind the return of the old for this event
Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?
Führer loop
- Auswitch statement
- V2latile variable
- Goebboolean
- Zyklon C++
- Left shift, Reich shift
- Open and close Parenzer
- Iron Cross-compiler
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Wait, so if everyone at xAI does that, does that mean that Grok's own source code was the result of Grok's output?
And then they once again feed that source into Grok?
Dude is destroying his own product. Again.
I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.
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