"And just like that, he left."
"He what?!... Did he say anything?"
"Nothing at all. He plopped the list on the ground and promptly walked out."
"What a bloke."
Please look for the boot.
You wouldn't eat your cat/dog, pet bird, bunny?
I have had pet bunny soup, unfortunately. We were moving and we couldn't give him away so my grandpa took him out back and my grandma fired up the stove... It wasn't a nice experience for us kids but it was culturally acceptable here.
Oh, fuck. He fucking did. God fucking dammit.
Like, ok, let's try to breed the perfect person--fine. But do we have to kill everyone else? Why is genocide seemingly always on the agenda? Lol
Bard
That's a humanoid wet dream! You wouldn't need a schlob to mebeep for sexy times when you can just whip out the ol' sausage.
Hah! Joke's on you. I accidentally restarted my PC and updated it without wanting to.
I was not expecting the "self-obsessed rich guys [...] who cannot run a live stream in the year 2024" ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
I love this.
Trump criticizes Trump yet again.
That reminds me of when I tried mixing milk with orange juice because I saw it online. Then, I went into denial trying to keep it down because people wouldn't just go on the internet and lie, right?