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Turtle ass lookin mf

Inflation is thing that make number bigger but no more money. Less, even.

Deadass

Less caw and more alien G̴̙̝̮̘ͧ̔̑ͭ̑ͦ͢_rͪ̑a̛͚̯̾̀̋͋ͭ͟͝c̦̺̩̙̙̺̩͖ͭͧ̐ͫ̚ͅk̷̴̨̢̳̪͚̯̳͇͖̼̘͎̮̓̇̌̑ͥͧ̽̒͐̾ͥͬ͛̍̓̈͐ͭ̚̕̚͜͝ḷ͙͇̋̈́ͪ̀ͭ̀͊ę̸̸̷̵̢̗̜̻̙̜̭͚̦̟̻͍̩̬ͦ̈ͬ̓́ͯ̐̇̊ͧ͊ͫ̀ͥ̆̕͜͝ s̶̮̬͓̩̝͔̰̥̹͗̃ͤ̆̈̌̔ͪ̋ͨ͌͊̚͞o̴̹̹͇͓̻͍͙̞̜͇̣̲̙̊ͪͨ̓ͭ̋ͭ̃̂̎̈́̾ͮ̕͟ü̵͔̞̪̋̈̌̀̌̅̃ͥ͆̃̎́ͦ̿ͮ̅͛͠ṉ̪͈͛͊̒̒̿̏͂͠d̵̠̐̉̎̌́͆ͯ̚͠_̵̶̞̘͓̖̙͙̖͒͛ͩ̇s̮͔͉͇̟̘̯̘̉́́̐̏̀̔̕͞͝

Met a scientist that worked at NASA. He didn't like tatoos either, but made a pact that if they launched their satellite project, they would all get tattoos of it. I don't like tattoos at all but I can respect that.

As I read this, megadeth - blackmail the universe started playing in my head

You forgot to mentioned the need to neuter all billionaires.

Nah they get tricked by fox news ads into some business investing scheme that ends up triggering triple tax on themselves. They blame the immigrants about it.

And then it finally starts working right before it shuts down.

In college, we used to get a bottle of G2 Gatorade, chug a quarter of it, and fill the bottle back up with cheap vodka. Avoids most of the hangover, at least when you are 20-something years old.