gotdang shapeshifters man
pigup
It's because in the real world, you have to deal with reality, not only the couple of pet possibilities that people want to consider. I think AOC is the best shot that any decent person in the US has. She would if she could, but in the real world, these are not actual options.
Fukken savedddd
LOUD PLASTIC CLACKS
I hurt my old boss's feelings with this one. $100,000 in 1990 is worth more than $250,000 today.
Happy to see voldemort doing better these days
House centipedes and lentil-sized spiders are most welcome in my house.
Thank the mold for saving your life, could have had botulism too
Yes, but the sensible one has icky brown people. And my pastor told me that us blond blue eyed tall people are the chosen ones. You see, that's why we are politically "right", cuz we're on the right side! Gahyuck 😛

Americans in flyover country are really really fucking stupid, yet are very well funded gov subsidies. Evil exploits this major US weakness.