Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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Recently, there has been a rash of reports that are clearly inapplicable to the content being reported. For example, a subjectively funny blog screenshot being labeled “spam or abuse.”

From now on, this will result in the reporter being temporarily or permanently banned from the community.

The report button is NOT for posts or comments you personally do not like. Do not use the report button unless the post or comment is clearly violating a rule or there is an obvious problem with it. When you report something, we prefer that you select Other and describe what the problem is.

Thank you for your cooperation, carry on.

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Alt: Screenshot of bluesky post that says "Still punk as fuck, I tell myself as I frost a cake for my partner's office party. "

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I'm very disappointed in poem_for_your_sprog for almost understanding this point, and then immediately making the same mistake she was calling out

'I have to sort my books!' she cried,
With self-indulgent glee;
With senseless, ~~narcissistic~~ pride:
'I'm just so OCD!'
'How random, guys!' I smiled and said,
Then left without a peep -
And washed my hands until they bled,
And cried myself to sleep.

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A Cold Soul (i.imgur.com)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by TehBamski@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
 
 

edit: supplied unbroken link

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In b4 someone calls me a tankie

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the red boxes are from the messenger app, not my highlighting

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